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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I have blinds and u can see through them 
And they are expecting their cups of t every 5 mins ha extra creamy  "
Go to the bathroom.
I'm assuming like every bloke 5 minutes would give you ample time to bash one out at least twice!  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em!
 while trying to keep constant eye contact
Id get the giggles  "
So would I. Then it would go all over the window   if I was a guy of course  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em!
while trying to keep constant eye contact
Id get the giggles
So would I. Then it would go all over the window if I was a guy of course "
Lol giggles and squirts everywhere |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Pmsl if i was male probably.
Im female so takes alot longer
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Sorry!
You used the word 'wank' so assumed you were the male half.
Had you said 'ladyfumble' I'd have known otherwise.
In that case - just crack on. It's not like you have to worry about making a 'duvet teepee' like us blokes!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em! "
hahaha my window cleaner always pays extra attention to my bedroom window |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pmsl if i was male probably.
Im female so takes alot longer
Sorry!
You used the word 'wank' so assumed you were the male half.
Had you said 'ladyfumble' I'd have known otherwise.
In that case - just crack on. It's not like you have to worry about making a 'duvet teepee' like us blokes!
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Sorry i always say wank (lady wank)  |
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