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Implants in the cock, anyone else ?

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury

Our username comes from her long sexy legs and my " pearl " implanted cock.

Aproxomately 10 years or more ago i had 4 real pearls implanted under the skin in my cock.. positioned in a diamond shape so they rub on a womans clit

Just wondered if anyone else has seen or has similar here in the UK ?

Dont google it, i did and it showed some horrendous images !!!

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By *dwalu2Couple  over a year ago

Bristol

Is that the posh version of frozen peas in a condom?

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Is that the posh version of frozen peas in a condom? "

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By *oe bloggs69Man  over a year ago

fife


"Is that the posh version of frozen peas in a condom? "
quality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you got a picture? for research purposes only because I have never seen one and I'm too scared to google it now.

Doesn't your body try to reject things like that after so many years?

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I seem to remember seeing them on a forum thread once from a guy up Manchester way. He made them his avatar.

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

There was a guy on here a few weeks ago who had random cubes inserted

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"There was a guy on here a few weeks ago who had random cubes inserted "

Oxo ?

Was he hoping to make more baby gravy?

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a guy on here a few weeks ago who had random cubes inserted "

one was a dice from a Childs boardgame and the other was a piece of sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you spend time in a Japanese prison? yes I googled it and you were right I shouldn't have

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Our username comes from her long sexy legs and my " pearl " implanted cock.

Aproxomately 10 years or more ago i had 4 real pearls implanted under the skin in my cock.. positioned in a diamond shape so they rub on a womans clit

Just wondered if anyone else has seen or has similar here in the UK ?

Dont google it, i did and it showed some horrendous images !!!"

I would run a mile thinking it was some horrible disease or a remake of Alien

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I seem to remember seeing them on a forum thread once from a guy up Manchester way. He made them his avatar."
I remember seeing that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guy who works for me has six 6mm stainless balls along the top of his shaft.

He has never, ever, ever failed ever to cause jaws to drop along with knickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ended up putting it into goggle wish i hadnt however my mam was curious (shes normally quite prude) she thinks it looks nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

taxi!

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"There was a guy on here a few weeks ago who had random cubes inserted

Oxo ?

Was he hoping to make more baby gravy?

A"

It looked like squares and I think people were concerned it would hurt going in and possibly tear a condom.....

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive seen pics on here before. Not something that Id fancy and it would put me off indulging in all honesty...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can we see it?

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

What?? People asking to see cock pics??

*goes to lie down in a darkened room

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided.

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Can we see it? "

I cant send you an image because your filters dont allow us too on your profile.. perhaps message us and i can then x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never heard such a thing!

*strokes beard* hmm!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we see it? "

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided. "

Allen keys. Like a porno Inspector Gadget. Ready to assemble sex furniture at a moment's notice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we see it?

I cant send you an image because your filters dont allow us too on your profile.. perhaps message us and i can then x"

Aww I asked too but that's fine. I understand that you probably don't want to show you cock to every woman that asks

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided. "

Get yourself on Dragons Den Kris - you're onto a winner there!

A

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

would love to see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we see it?

I cant send you an image because your filters dont allow us too on your profile.. perhaps message us and i can then x

Aww I asked too but that's fine. I understand that you probably don't want to show you cock to every woman that asks "

I'm curious to see. a quick public pic?

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided.

Allen keys. Like a porno Inspector Gadget. Ready to assemble sex furniture at a moment's notice."

Comes in handy in IKEA I bet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me too, mrs is into body modifications

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided. "

You could have a Swiss army cock

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided.

You could have a Swiss army cock "

But be careful using the corkscrew or the getting stones out of horses' hooves attachments...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we see it?

I cant send you an image because your filters dont allow us too on your profile.. perhaps message us and i can then x"

Thank you. That was very educational

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Me too, mrs is into body modifications "

Cant send you an image, your profile wont allow it fue to filters

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"

I'm curious to see. a quick public pic? "

Again, cant send it due to your profile filters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided.

You could have a Swiss army cock

But be careful using the corkscrew or the getting stones out of horses' hooves attachments..."

The toothpick would be handy for those pesky pubes that get stuck in your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided.

You could have a Swiss army cock

But be careful using the corkscrew or the getting stones out of horses' hooves attachments..."

Doubles up as a glue gun? . To far?....I'll get me coat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I gotta say its unique!

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Well I gotta say its unique! "

Cheers, glad you got to see it.. now dont let the wife bully you into having it done lol

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Can we see it?

I cant send you an image because your filters dont allow us too on your profile.. perhaps message us and i can then x

Thank you. That was very educational "

Your welcome babe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is that the posh version of frozen peas in a condom? "

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Is that the posh version of frozen peas in a condom?

"

More permanent than posh lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can I see please?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman  over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Go on, put it public! I've hotlisted you just so I can see when you have done

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Go on, put it public! I've hotlisted you just so I can see when you have done "

Sod it... its public now !

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman  over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Go on, put it public! I've hotlisted you just so I can see when you have done

Sod it... its public now !"

Nothing like what I imagined! You will have to get two vibrating bunny ears attached to the base next

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Go on, put it public! I've hotlisted you just so I can see when you have done

Sod it... its public now !"

bet that feels good

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Go on, put it public! I've hotlisted you just so I can see when you have done

Sod it... its public now !

bet that feels good"

The wife thinks so and had a lot of very positive comments about it over the years

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury

Thankyou for the messages, offers lol and comments, much appreciated

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By *mooth8Man  over a year ago

s hertfordshire

I did take a quick peek at your... balls... but have to admit to spending more time on your wife's pucs!

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

Kitty has wanted me to get bearings along the top length of my cock........still thinking about it. Or maybe a piercing just about my cock that will rub against a clit when I'm fully inside hmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I seem to remember seeing them on a forum thread once from a guy up Manchester way. He made them his avatar. I remember seeing that. "

The dice guy I saw him too

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I did take a quick peek at your... balls... but have to admit to spending more time on your wife's pucs! "

I cant blame you, so would i lol

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Kitty has wanted me to get bearings along the top length of my cock........still thinking about it. Or maybe a piercing just about my cock that will rub against a clit when I'm fully inside hmmmmm. "

She would love it, my wife does

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By *ackspopCouple  over a year ago

Wymondham


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided.

You could have a Swiss army cock "

Would there be an attachment for removing stones from horses hooves?

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By *nnaandchrisCouple  over a year ago

loughton

A couple we know on here the male has an implant. Very nice.

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"A couple we know on here the male has an implant. Very nice. "

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By *inkxRabbitWoman  over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

It looks like something out of shrek but I'd love to know how it feels from the woman's perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

While new meaning to a pearl necklace....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"While new meaning to a pearl necklace....

"

Whole not while. Damn fat fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided.

You could have a Swiss army cock

Would there be an attachment for removing stones from horses hooves?"

only on the old ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No thanks. A circumcision was enough thank you very much.

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By *mooth8Man  over a year ago

s hertfordshire


"It looks like something out of shrek but I'd love to know how it feels from the woman's perspective. "

No problem, I can show you. I'll cellotape some sugar cubes to my knob. We can make sweet love! Or turn it into syrup.

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"It looks like something out of shrek but I'd love to know how it feels from the woman's perspective.

No problem, I can show you. I'll cellotape some sugar cubes to my knob. We can make sweet love! Or turn it into syrup. "

How sweet.....litterally

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By *inkxRabbitWoman  over a year ago

Mostly in GU24


"It looks like something out of shrek but I'd love to know how it feels from the woman's perspective.

No problem, I can show you. I'll cellotape some sugar cubes to my knob. We can make sweet love! Or turn it into syrup. "

Ouch! Might aggravate my thrush!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat... "

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs "

Errmmm ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awwww maaaaaan I ld love to see!!

Who dies this stuff? A piercer? Or someone that does body modifications like branding etc

I wanna see!!

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Awwww maaaaaan I ld love to see!!

Who dies this stuff? A piercer? Or someone that does body modifications like branding etc

I wanna see!!"

Cant send you an inage babe because of your filters.. message us and i will send it for you.

By the way, love your look and love that booty xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahhhh sorry! I'll msg u now ;xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have.never seen that op. But I know a man who had six studs implanted down the front of his cock .....was good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't believe I'm saying this but can I see ur cock please lol

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Can't believe I'm saying this but can I see ur cock please lol"

Lol...

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Have.never seen that op. But I know a man who had six studs implanted down the front of his cock .....was good "

x

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?"

Exactly, please see my post a little further up, complete fantasy

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"It looks like something out of shrek but I'd love to know how it feels from the woman's perspective.

No problem, I can show you. I'll cellotape some sugar cubes to my knob. We can make sweet love! Or turn it into syrup. "

Get into the seasonal spirit; Easter eggs

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury

[Removed by poster at 19/03/15 08:56:30]

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Exactly, please see my post a little further up, complete fantasy "

We assume its experience talking and you have obviously tried a cock with implants to be so certain with your opinion ? Just wondering since you keep posting, so obviously facinated or hoping to be proven wrong lol

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?"

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"It looks like something out of shrek but I'd love to know how it feels from the woman's perspective.

No problem, I can show you. I'll cellotape some sugar cubes to my knob. We can make sweet love! Or turn it into syrup.

Get into the seasonal spirit; Easter eggs "

Dam right, get the cream eggs on it, "how do you wat yours"

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury

Eat your even lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to see please. An ex conquest of mine had silicon hexagonal implants in his chest, multiple stretched piercings Inc PA, cock tattooed with the word nothing and ball bearings in his ball sack. We had some very kinky sex

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I'd like to see please. An ex conquest of mine had silicon hexagonal implants in his chest, multiple stretched piercings Inc PA, cock tattooed with the word nothing and ball bearings in his ball sack. We had some very kinky sex "

Hi, cannot send you an image due to your filters, you need to message us.

Your ex had some extreme inplants going on there !!! Only ever heard of the americans going that far in truth.. although have seen a small steel horse shoe implant on a chest once

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Exactly, please see my post a little further up, complete fantasy

We assume its experience talking and you have obviously tried a cock with implants to be so certain with your opinion ? Just wondering since you keep posting, so obviously facinated or hoping to be proven wrong lol "

I can't have an opinion about anatomy, its a fact. I am fascinated by people who are on a site like this but have little or incomplete knowledge about sexual anatomy and physiology, whiles away a boring hour or two

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Exactly, please see my post a little further up, complete fantasy

We assume its experience talking and you have obviously tried a cock with implants to be so certain with your opinion ? Just wondering since you keep posting, so obviously facinated or hoping to be proven wrong lol

I can't have an opinion about anatomy, its a fact. I am fascinated by people who are on a site like this but have little or incomplete knowledge about sexual anatomy and physiology, whiles away a boring hour or two "

1. You have never seen a cock with implants ?

2. You have never tried a coxk with implants ?

3. You state its complete fantasy ?

4. We are glad it facinates you so much you cant stay away lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd like to see please. An ex conquest of mine had silicon hexagonal implants in his chest, multiple stretched piercings Inc PA, cock tattooed with the word nothing and ball bearings in his ball sack. We had some very kinky sex

Hi, cannot send you an image due to your filters, you need to message us.

Your ex had some extreme inplants going on there !!! Only ever heard of the americans going that far in truth.. although have seen a small steel horse shoe implant on a chest once "

Haha he is pretty extreme. Suspension piercings and the like. He used to perform shows with his best friend. Last time I saw him he had something like 60mm stretched ears and 14mm stretched septum.

Will message you now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just want to know where you would get that done?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was thinking about having a large cock shape implanted in my cock. Or a set of allen keys, still undecided. "

How you going to fit a large one on it?

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I just want to know where you would get that done?"

Technically its still an illegal procedure in the UK but if you look at a few piercing parlours you will eventually find one who is willing to do it and implant surgical steel balls or ball... however, i would only trust a piercer who is experienced to do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs "

I was imagining the implants to be quite near the base and him in missionary groin to groin.

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By *mooth8Man  over a year ago

s hertfordshire


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Exactly, please see my post a little further up, complete fantasy

We assume its experience talking and you have obviously tried a cock with implants to be so certain with your opinion ? Just wondering since you keep posting, so obviously facinated or hoping to be proven wrong lol

I can't have an opinion about anatomy, its a fact. I am fascinated by people who are on a site like this but have little or incomplete knowledge about sexual anatomy and physiology, whiles away a boring hour or two "

Blimey that's a passion killer if ever I heard one

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption "

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The wife of the guy that did my cock, had implants in her forehead to which she could attach horns ....

Sooooo cooool

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris. "

Find a guy who has some and find out for yourself x

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"The wife of the guy that did my cock, had implants in her forehead to which she could attach horns ....

Sooooo cooool"

Ive seen similar stuff in the US where horns etc can be attached, but not here in the UK though.

So.we assume your cock is implanted as well

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"The wife of the guy that did my cock, had implants in her forehead to which she could attach horns ....

Sooooo cooool"

Xloganx just looked at your profile.. can see you have an Albert, i had an 8mm AB for years till i removed it one day and never put it back. Is that a Frenem as well or a stud we can see ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi pearly it's actually an apadravya; the bar goes straight through with another stud on the other end.

Yeah the horns; I'm pretty sure they said friends from Germany did it ; where I'm under the impression body mods can do a lot more

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"Hi pearly it's actually an apadravya; the bar goes straight through with another stud on the other end.

Yeah the horns; I'm pretty sure they said friends from Germany did it ; where I'm under the impression body mods can do a lot more "

Ah ok, cool. Not heard of that one.

Europe is somewhat more relaxed on its laws on so many things, especially body mods etc..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm conscidering an ampallang , which is the same but the bar goes left to right with a ball on each end.

To be honest they are not great for sex and I get asked to remove them after the initial "oh my god I can feel it"

.. An ex was asked by the nurse if she had been fingered by freddy Kruger ; seemed a little unprofessional to me but that's what she said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a guy on here a few weeks ago who had random cubes inserted "

Tic Tac man

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I'm conscidering an ampallang , which is the same but the bar goes left to right with a ball on each end.

To be honest they are not great for sex and I get asked to remove them after the initial "oh my god I can feel it"

.. An ex was asked by the nurse if she had been fingered by freddy Kruger ; seemed a little unprofessional to me but that's what she said"

Yes i have heard that the ampallang can be a little rough on some women internally, so definately one to be carefull off !

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"There was a guy on here a few weeks ago who had random cubes inserted

Tic Tac man "

RANDOM CUBES id deffo go with the Tic Tacs lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris.

Find a guy who has some and find out for yourself x"

Really, that's your answer? From that it's clear you don't know the answer so are trying to fob me off.

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris.

Find a guy who has some and find out for yourself x

Really, that's your answer? From that it's clear you don't know the answer so are trying to fob me off."

No, you answered yourself when you wrote your profile. The first words on it which you wrote tourself is "Grumpy Old Woman Alert"

Enough said

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris.

Find a guy who has some and find out for yourself x

Really, that's your answer? From that it's clear you don't know the answer so are trying to fob me off.

No, you answered yourself when you wrote your profile. The first words on it which you wrote tourself is "Grumpy Old Woman Alert"

Enough said "

You resort to personal attack when you are unable to answer a simple question?

Or is it that you are embarrassed when you realised the anatomy doesn't add up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris.

Find a guy who has some and find out for yourself x

Really, that's your answer? From that it's clear you don't know the answer so are trying to fob me off.

No, you answered yourself when you wrote your profile. The first words on it which you wrote tourself is "Grumpy Old Woman Alert"

Enough said

You resort to personal attack when you are unable to answer a simple question?

Or is it that you are embarrassed when you realised the anatomy doesn't add up?

"

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By *avnut69Man  over a year ago

Sale


"Our username comes from her long sexy legs and my " pearl " implanted cock.

Aproxomately 10 years or more ago i had 4 real pearls implanted under the skin in my cock.. positioned in a diamond shape so they rub on a womans clit

Just wondered if anyone else has seen or has similar here in the UK ?

Dont google it, i did and it showed some horrendous images !!!"

I think you need to put a couple of pics up in your public gallery so we can see proerly and make our judgements then

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris.

Find a guy who has some and find out for yourself x

Really, that's your answer? From that it's clear you don't know the answer so are trying to fob me off.

No, you answered yourself when you wrote your profile. The first words on it which you wrote tourself is "Grumpy Old Woman Alert"

Enough said "

There is no need to be rude and nit pick a profile because you don't want to answer a question....just tell the person you don't or cant answer

I must admit though I would love to know the answer too, as physically it isnt possible while penetrating.

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By *az191000Man  over a year ago

Carluke

Why on earth would you let someone cut open and stick things into your penis

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris. "

They can, if the clitoris was re-positioned at the entrance of the vagina and the implants correctly lined up with the re-positioned clitoris. The manoeuvre would then mimick a space-dock

(reminder to self: continue carrying laminated diagrams and fully charged torch when meeting guys from here)

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'm obviously deformed.

How would implants in your dick stimulate a clot during sex unless you were rubbing that bit against said clit?

Another voice of experience.. did the implants not do it for you or is this not an experienced guess and just pure assumption

Bloody hell I was only asking a question! I'm just trying to work out how implants in a cock, when moving in and out of a vagina can stimulate a clitoris.

They can, if the clitoris was re-positioned at the entrance of the vagina and the implants correctly lined up with the re-positioned clitoris. The manoeuvre would then mimick a space-dock

(reminder to self: continue carrying laminated diagrams and fully charged torch when meeting guys from here)"

Ooo, can I have mine transplanted next to my urethra, that way, every time I pee...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I see mate

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By *mooth8Man  over a year ago

s hertfordshire


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs "

To be honest with you I found this post to be not only patronising and condescending but anotomically wrong. Not quite sure where you think it is. Have a look here

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs

To be honest with you I found this post to be not only patronising and condescending but anotomically wrong. Not quite sure where you think it is. Have a look here

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris."

That confirms it. I have the most deformed genitalia of any woman on the planet.

Oh, wait. Mine seem to be the same as the thousands of those I've seen in over 30 years of providing woman's health care.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be lucky to fit 2 on my little chipolata

Seriously though think I would find that very uncomfortable also would always be worrying about any damage they may do

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs

To be honest with you I found this post to be not only patronising and condescending but anotomically wrong. Not quite sure where you think it is. Have a look here

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris."

I really, really don't need Wikipedia to inform me of the precise location of my clitoris; I can feel where it is Trust women on this one

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By *mooth8Man  over a year ago

s hertfordshire


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs

To be honest with you I found this post to be not only patronising and condescending but anotomically wrong. Not quite sure where you think it is. Have a look here

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris.

That confirms it. I have the most deformed genitalia of any woman on the planet.

Oh, wait. Mine seem to be the same as the thousands of those I've seen in over 30 years of providing woman's health care. "

Well as most women seem to get some pleasure from having a penis (with or without implants)inserted in their vaginas. it would appear that some are blessed with a clitoris that does in fact seem to get stimulated ....maybe it depends on the size of the opening leading to the vagina and the size of the penis. Think I'll just carry on without any anotomical diagnosis as I think it would spoil the moment!

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs

To be honest with you I found this post to be not only patronising and condescending but anotomically wrong. Not quite sure where you think it is. Have a look here

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris.

That confirms it. I have the most deformed genitalia of any woman on the planet.

Oh, wait. Mine seem to be the same as the thousands of those I've seen in over 30 years of providing woman's health care.

Well as most women seem to get some pleasure from having a penis (with or without implants)inserted in their vaginas. it would appear that some are blessed with a clitoris that does in fact seem to get stimulated ....maybe it depends on the size of the opening leading to the vagina and the size of the penis. Think I'll just carry on without any anotomical diagnosis as I think it would spoil the moment! "

Who are these 'most women' who you have interviewed?

OK, keep it simple; if she is enjoying beads/sugar cubes/Easter eggs being shoved in her without any clitoral stimulation, then carry on that way. If on the other hand, if she moves your hand (no pun intended) up a bit higher, then follow her lead Don't whip out your iPad to prove to her that she is wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we see it?

Imagine anal beads

Only every time he moves you get the sensation on your clit and inside...

Pop....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop...

And repeat...

If you think the clitoris is in any way at the entrance to the vagina you need to do some research. Between the clitoris and the entrance to the vagina is a reasonably large area around the urethra, in most women about the size of a 10p piece. Quite difficult to rub the shaft of the penis on the clitoris, have to have the angle exactly right. You are more likely to rub the urethral opening causing much soreness and possibly UTIs

To be honest with you I found this post to be not only patronising and condescending but anotomically wrong. Not quite sure where you think it is. Have a look here

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris.

That confirms it. I have the most deformed genitalia of any woman on the planet.

Oh, wait. Mine seem to be the same as the thousands of those I've seen in over 30 years of providing woman's health care. "

Snap, except mine is 35 years!!! Never once seen a clitoris at the entrance of the vagina. Thank goodness Wikipedia is here to inform me that those literally thousands of women are all deformed

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By *mooth8Man  over a year ago

s hertfordshire

So after all that it seems some of us guys clearly haven't been giving any pleasure to the women we have met and legsnpearly are clearly deluded in thinking that they are getting any pleasure from their interesting "modifications".

I hope you 2 ladies don't indulge in such critical anotomical discussion while you're "at it". Oh and by the way the only time I get my hand moved is when they feel they can't take the pleasure anymore I'm sure any of the ladies in my veris would vouch for that... unless of course after all this time I find ivd been stimulating their belly buttons

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"So after all that it seems some of us guys clearly haven't been giving any pleasure to the women we have met and legsnpearly are clearly deluded in thinking that they are getting any pleasure from their interesting "modifications".

I hope you 2 ladies don't indulge in such critical anotomical discussion while you're "at it". Oh and by the way the only time I get my hand moved is when they feel they can't take the pleasure anymore I'm sure any of the ladies in my veris would vouch for that... unless of course after all this time I find ivd been stimulating their belly buttons "

Some of the guys??? My experience has been that most required prompting to move from the belly button downwards or to move from the vagina upwards

I don't claim to know how to give a man pleasure by following a source such as Wikepidia; I either ask or follow his lead; that kinda works for me

Whereas this couple are clearly experiencing pleasure by these body modifications, it is not because of a re-positioned clitoris. It could be because of the G-spot or something else. I have come close to experiencing that something else with a Nalone Wave thrusting vibrator with moving ball-bearings running up and down the shaft just under the silicone skin

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By *mooth8Man  over a year ago

s hertfordshire

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By *mooth8Man  over a year ago

s hertfordshire

I don't claim to know how to give a man pleasure by following a source such as Wikepidia; I either ask or follow his lead; that kinda works for me

I didn't suggest getting lessons from wiki

....But having to ask a man how to pleasure him oh dear

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By *egsandPearly OP   Couple  over a year ago

Shaftesbury


"I don't claim to know how to give a man pleasure by following a source such as Wikepidia; I either ask or follow his lead; that kinda works for me

I didn't suggest getting lessons from wiki

....But having to ask a man how to pleasure him oh dear

"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All this talk of finding the clitoris reminds me of south park!

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