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By *amesGB OP Man
over a year ago
Cyprus |
I have just come across a veri where a guy stated that he'd rather have shagged a sheep.
Without a doubt the most honest and free of bullshit veri on here that I have ever seen. Though I do think he could have chosen his words a little better.
Have any of you come across any that are similar ? |
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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago
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"I have just come across a veri where a guy stated that he'd rather have shagged a sheep.
Without a doubt the most honest and free of bullshit veri on here that I have ever seen. Though I do think he could have chosen his words a little better.
Have any of you come across any that are similar ? "
If it's the one I am thinking of the people are often on these forums and the verification is very much tongue in cheek, otherwise why would the recipient disclose it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I luv the way every woman on here gives the best BJ ever !
Or that its somehow a plus point saying that she's soaked your bedding .,,
She can bloody wash it then |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"I have just come across a veri where a guy stated that he'd rather have shagged a sheep.
Without a doubt the most honest and free of bullshit veri on here that I have ever seen. Though I do think he could have chosen his words a little better.
Have any of you come across any that are similar ? "
That is a joke veri not an honest one  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"There only proof you ll turn up
How big risk you are if there 50 in last 6weeks I'd stay clear
Just few spread out looks better to others I think
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How does mine look? I will give you background just so you have an accurate timeline.....I have been here just under 16 months 
I have, on another thread, said how many people I have had sex with but my veris suggest a very different story.... |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"There only proof you ll turn up
How big risk you are if there 50 in last 6weeks I'd stay clear
Just few spread out looks better to others I think
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Looks like you won't then [turn up]  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im pretty sure who this refers to - please dont take things so literally  "
As if anyone would show a verification that was genuinely nasty or horrible...some people have no sense of humour |
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"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep."
oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.
If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.
If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out "
love you in that blue dress - so posh |
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"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.
If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out
love you in that blue dress - so posh "
awww thanks, didn't quite look like that at the end of the night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep."
Oh what a lovely thing to say about another human being!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.
If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out
love you in that blue dress - so posh awww thanks, didn't quite look like that at the end of the night "
well it would get crumpled when its lifted/pushed up to the armpits  |
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"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.
If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out
love you in that blue dress - so posh awww thanks, didn't quite look like that at the end of the night
well it would get crumpled when its lifted/pushed up to the armpits "
Oi lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.
If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out
love you in that blue dress - so posh awww thanks, didn't quite look like that at the end of the night
well it would get crumpled when its lifted/pushed up to the armpits Oi lol "
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"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down]. 
Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek. "
I'm just glad I don't have to rely on people with no sense of humour to get a shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down].
Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek. I'm just glad I don't have to rely on people with no sense of humour to get a shag "
U know what u gonna do to get me  |
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"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down].
Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek. I'm just glad I don't have to rely on people with no sense of humour to get a shag
U know what u gonna do to get me "
baa
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just come across a veri where a guy stated that he'd rather have shagged a sheep.
Without a doubt the most honest and free of bullshit veri on here that I have ever seen. Though I do think he could have chosen his words a little better.
Have any of you come across any that are similar ? "
Is he welsh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A honestly written, humorous veri is perfect......
Am sick of reading how women give the best blow job ever etc (yes I know I have one displayed on mine but he was asking others to try it out so I'm tempted to believe him lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep."
I'm sure any sheep or her would be very glad to hear that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Certainly dont know any sheep capable of giving verifications, they are cloven hooved animals..and its very difficult for them to press down on the keys"
Don't turn this into a sheep bashing thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Certainly dont know any sheep capable of giving verifications, they are cloven hooved animals..and its very difficult for them to press down on the keys
Don't turn this into a sheep bashing thread "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got one calling me a blonde old midget.. Love it  "
I have a really horrible one, slating me but it was a joke, don't show it anymore as people kept commenting on it, I left him a bad one too, seriously can't believe that people have literally no sense of humour x |
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By *amesGB OP Man
over a year ago
Cyprus |
OP = removes foot out of mouth and searches deep for his lost sense of humour with the thought of 'shit, what have I started.'
On a serious note though....verifications should be worth reading and original - not a copy and paste job - gives the best blowjobs, gushes everywhere, fantastic at making tea, she/he is mine now ....the list goes on.
I will now look at sheep in a completely different way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.
baa "
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"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.
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You might like to apologise to the guy in question too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down].
Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek. I'm just glad I don't have to rely on people with no sense of humour to get a shag
U know what u gonna do to get me baa
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Baaa
you will be barring when i get hold of you into that onsie and collar or would u like me to get you spitt roasted and covered in mint sauce |
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"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.
You might like to apologise to the guy in question too. "
Hmmmm......even saying nothing says a lot. |
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By *amesGB OP Man
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.
You might like to apologise to the guy in question too. "
Apologies Steve - I shall read more carefully in the future. |
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