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Where do you hide your sex toys??????
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you live in a shared house i.e. with friends or family, and your room may have people visit it now and again, where do you hide your sex toys? In a box? In a bag? Under your bed? What if you have a huge collection? Where do you hide them?
I don't really have to hide them, but i usually keep them in my underwear drawer |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
Just give in an make up one of those workshop style mounting boards with a clear outline behind each mount so it's clear which toy is missing from any location.
To be fair I live on my own and most of my toys are stored out of sight in an ottoman. Unfortunately a couple of the bigger ones require more hiding so have to be manhandled into the loft if I'm expecting visitors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If ya like one of my customers then in a cardboard box on the floor. I was fitting a bedroom and she hadn't cleared the room. I started to move some stuff round and I knocked the box over. They all fell out on the floor and I had to ask her to come pick them up lol |
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I review them for companies and buy quite a bit so I have four boxes that that they are stored in (one for bondage, Electra Stim ect) and then two baskets full of my lingerie. Those are then put in a walk-in wardrobe.
I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.
I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I review them for companies and buy quite a bit so I have four boxes that that they are stored in (one for bondage, Electra Stim ect) and then two baskets full of my lingerie. Those are then put in a walk-in wardrobe.
I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.
I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things."
How do you get a job reviewing sex toys? Got to be the best job in the world!
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"I review them for companies and buy quite a bit so I have four boxes that that they are stored in (one for bondage, Electra Stim ect) and then two baskets full of my lingerie. Those are then put in a walk-in wardrobe.
I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.
I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things.
How do you get a job reviewing sex toys? Got to be the best job in the world!
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I was just about to ask the same thing!!!  |
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As a Muslim woman, living with my mother and having sex out of wedlock, I NEED to hide my toys as well as this lifestyle...so mine go in bags in the back/bottom of my wardrobe...along with my dress up gear!!! It's a ballache getting them out sometimes but hey ho, it's gotta be done! My bag of goodies for meets usually stays in my boot inside another bag and lots of other shite that I don't need so never gets looked at!!! Haha! |
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"I review them for companies and buy quite a bit so I have four boxes that that they are stored in (one for bondage, Electra Stim ect) and then two baskets full of my lingerie. Those are then put in a walk-in wardrobe.
I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.
I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things.
How do you get a job reviewing sex toys? Got to be the best job in the world!
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Started by joining various sex toy sites, most of them usually have a "review" part and then from there I've been asked by other companies via email and my blog.
It can be fun but very time consuming given what I get sent and what time I get to write. |
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"We have loads. We keep them in a locked suitcase under the bed"
Same here. The rabbit and wand though, we keep them in a bedside drawer on hubbys side . Our kids are in and out of our room all the time but no one dares open the drawers for fear of the hubby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a secret room!
You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!
I'm then in my room of wonder! |
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"I have a secret room!
You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!
I'm then in my room of wonder! "
We have very magical things to in my house... It's called a key |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a secret room!
You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!
I'm then in my room of wonder!
We have very magical things to in my house... It's called a key"
A key is soooo last century! |
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"I have a secret room!
You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!
I'm then in my room of wonder!
We have very magical things to in my house... It's called a key
A key is soooo last century! "
True but if it's to access toys then I hope all your faffing with wardrobes is worth it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a secret room!
You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!
I'm then in my room of wonder!
We have very magical things to in my house... It's called a key
A key is soooo last century!
True but if it's to access toys then I hope all your faffing with wardrobes is worth it!"
It certainly is! I took inspiration from Batman! |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"I review them for companies and buy quite a bit so I have four boxes that that they are stored in (one for bondage, Electra Stim ect) and then two baskets full of my lingerie. Those are then put in a walk-in wardrobe.
I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.
I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things."
Any jobs going? I would be an awesome reviewer! X |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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An FB has an arrangement with her friend-she's paranoid about family finding them.
She's told her friend where her toys are stashed and there's an agreement the friend will get rid of them in the unlikely event of her getting run over by a bus  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An FB has an arrangement with her friend-she's paranoid about family finding them.
She's told her friend where her toys are stashed and there's an agreement the friend will get rid of them in the unlikely event of her getting run over by a bus "
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I've given up trying to hide them as my teenage son is delighted to tell everybody all about them. So I put them in different bags in different places all the time. One slight problem. I keep losing them!
On that note, men, had anybody found my little rabbit at their place. I've left one somewhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I review them for companies and buy quite a bit so I have four boxes that that they are stored in (one for bondage, Electra Stim ect) and then two baskets full of my lingerie. Those are then put in a walk-in wardrobe.
I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.
I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things.
Any jobs going? I would be an awesome reviewer! X"
Me too! Emm, pm me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WARNING
THERE HAS BEEN INCREASE IN HOUSE BREAK INS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
POLICE SAY THERES A HUGE MARKET FOR USED SEX TOYS WHICH APPEAR TO BE FOUND HOW EVER WELL HIDDEN
PEOPLE ARE BAFFLED AS TO HOW THEY WERE LOCATED AS NOTHING ELSE WAS TOUCHED
It's a joke not real just in case  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biggest I have is a 12 inch jelly dildo. Didn't know where I was going to hide it when I got it. Then I spotted an empty box from a telescopic site under my bedside draws. Glad i kept it now. Its even got a silk cloth that i can cover it with. |
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"Biggest I have is a 12 inch jelly dildo. Didn't know where I was going to hide it when I got it. Then I spotted an empty box from a telescopic site under my bedside draws. Glad i kept it now. Its even got a silk cloth that i can cover it with. "
Had an 18 inch double ender, I couldnt hide it anywhere and I got fed up of it and stuck it in the "Rubbish tip pile".
My partner not knowing there was a 18 inch dildo hidden inside (with various dildo boxes) took this along to the tip where the people started ripping bags apart in front of him.
Whoops...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Biggest I have is a 12 inch jelly dildo. Didn't know where I was going to hide it when I got it. Then I spotted an empty box from a telescopic site under my bedside draws. Glad i kept it now. Its even got a silk cloth that i can cover it with.
Had an 18 inch double ender, I couldnt hide it anywhere and I got fed up of it and stuck it in the "Rubbish tip pile".
My partner not knowing there was a 18 inch dildo hidden inside (with various dildo boxes) took this along to the tip where the people started ripping bags apart in front of him.
Whoops... "
giggidy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a couple of 42L Really Useful Boxes. They sit stacked in the corner of my bedroom. My latex hangs in the wardrobe in garment bags mostly, or folded if it might get damaged. |
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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago
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Got a massive holdall bag for all of ours, though nobody really goes into our room some like the under bed arm and leg binds can be easily seen. They are in the bag for easy transport to any meets haha . Always room for more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An FB has an arrangement with her friend-she's paranoid about family finding them.
She's told her friend where her toys are stashed and there's an agreement the friend will get rid of them in the unlikely event of her getting run over by a bus "
I too have done this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is really well timed ! We have a box (quite a big box lol) on top of our wardrobe but due to having kids we have been talking about getting a lockable box  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a couple of 42L Really Useful Boxes. They sit stacked in the corner of my bedroom. My latex hangs in the wardrobe in garment bags mostly, or folded if it might get damaged."
Hidden in plain view. I like your style! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have my own place but sometimes family/friends visit. I make sure my two toys are stored at the back of bedroom cupboard out of sight. Most importantly, ensure they do not contain batteries when put away! *bzzzzzzz* "What's that noise?" lol |
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started off with the bedside drawers then ended up with a locked cupboard for all the toys and naughty gear as when i was a couple
now its just a locked cupboard for the toys and other stuff in it |
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