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"I'm a delivery driver and not very often but some times you get a lady answer the door with little on or not much covered and it makes my day lol any of you ladies do this regular
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Well I do after a glass of red. |
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over a year ago
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i used to at my last flat,only for the yodel guy....my mate n i used to be physically shoving each other out of the way to get to the door! she used to order so much crap from amazon just to get a delivery!
he never took a blind bit of notice of either of us....and she's really really hot! |
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"i used to at my last flat,only for the yodel guy....my mate n i used to be physically shoving each other out of the way to get to the door! she used to order so much crap from amazon just to get a delivery!
he never took a blind bit of notice of either of us....and she's really really hot!"
thats what you get for using yodel lol |
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By *hameless-2Couple
over a year ago
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We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing  |
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"We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing "
I would of waited til she opened her purse |
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The one that sticks in my head is the one where a lady opened the door in her towel and asked me to put the boxes inside the door as I put the boxes down her towel dropped I was like wow then her husband pulled on the drive and she picked it up quick I was gutted |
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"We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing "
Brilliant! |
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Not quite a delivery driver but a guy arrived early one morning to service and check our gas central heating. I was still in bed so threw on my dressing gown which is satin and short to answer the door. It is the kimono style one from lovehoney.
He was hot!! I offered him a coffee and took it through to him as he was checking the fire in the living room. We were sitting chatting and on offering him a biscuit one of my boobs escaped. Ooops I said as if it was an accident. As we were having our coffee I kept flashing my pussy each time I went to pick up my cup and could see a mighty impressive bulge rising in his trousers. When he said to me that I have great legs I commented on his bulge and he told me that it was caused by the flashes he was getting. Cue the offer to help him out with his erection which led to mind blowing sex on the living room floor.
It also led to a free service of the heating system. |
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"Not quite a delivery driver but a guy arrived early one morning to service and check our gas central heating. I was still in bed so threw on my dressing gown which is satin and short to answer the door. It is the kimono style one from lovehoney.
He was hot!! I offered him a coffee and took it through to him as he was checking the fire in the living room. We were sitting chatting and on offering him a biscuit one of my boobs escaped. Ooops I said as if it was an accident. As we were having our coffee I kept flashing my pussy each time I went to pick up my cup and could see a mighty impressive bulge rising in his trousers. When he said to me that I have great legs I commented on his bulge and he told me that it was caused by the flashes he was getting. Cue the offer to help him out with his erection which led to mind blowing sex on the living room floor.
It also led to a free service of the heating system."
So that's why they never deliver on time. |
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over a year ago
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I called at a flat yesterday and a young blonde woman of a 25 opened the door putting on a robe with her hair wet from the shower at the same time.
I introduced myself and the reason for calling trying not to pant out loud as she slowly played with the cord from her robe as we chatted.
I've got work reasons to go back and will need to talk to her father so I haven't even tried to find out if there's chances of more.
Still, if I get the same greeting again it's not going to be easy. Blonde, 5'5" size 8. pretty and with a nice smile.
Mike
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"We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing "
Reverse the genders and this would never be acceptable  I really don't see the humour. |
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"I called at a flat yesterday and a young blonde woman of a 25 opened the door putting on a robe with her hair wet from the shower at the same time.
I introduced myself and the reason for calling trying not to pant out loud as she slowly played with the cord from her robe as we chatted.
I've got work reasons to go back and will need to talk to her father so I haven't even tried to find out if there's chances of more.
Still, if I get the same greeting again it's not going to be easy. Blonde, 5'5" size 8. pretty and with a nice smile.
Mike
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Well I've just been back looking for the guy who owns this flat and, @5:30 in the afternoon when the doors answered it's her still in the robe. I'm getting no work done but I'm happy enough. |
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over a year ago
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Dee once asked the pizza delivery guy in for a threesome when she answered the door in a bask. Really funny. scared him silly. lol
he rang later and asked if he could come back. haha |
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"Dee once asked the pizza delivery guy in for a threesome when she answered the door in a bask. Really funny. scared him silly. lol
he rang later and asked if he could come back. haha"
hope you let him in |
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"Dee once asked the pizza delivery guy in for a threesome when she answered the door in a bask. Really funny. scared him silly. lol
he rang later and asked if he could come back. hahahope you let him in "
she did fuck him a few times that week.  |
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over a year ago
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im a freelance personal trainer, and have had sexual encouters with 2 of my clients.
both have them have instigated the whole thing, with flirty texts after sessions, and by wearing the most tiniest of gym outfits.
one of them basically trains with me for max 10 mins then we stretch and fuck on her yoga mat.
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"im a freelance personal trainer, and have had sexual encouters with 2 of my clients.
both have them have instigated the whole thing, with flirty texts after sessions, and by wearing the most tiniest of gym outfits.
one of them basically trains with me for max 10 mins then we stretch and fuck on her yoga mat.
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Was it in the Easy Plow Pose position... |
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Could only dream about fun today a lady opened the door and I took a few delivery into hers was 4 times I went in and out she had a tight t shirt on with massive boobs and could see her nipples pointing out loads by the end |
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over a year ago
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I quite often go around to people's houses for appointments. Love to get there one day and the lady of the house revealing her stocking tops to me whilst we talking, just poking from beneath her skirt. Her noticing that I have seen and making no effort to cover up again |
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"Not quite a delivery driver but a guy arrived early one morning to service and check our gas central heating. I was still in bed so threw on my dressing gown which is satin and short to answer the door. It is the kimono style one from lovehoney.
He was hot!! I offered him a coffee and took it through to him as he was checking the fire in the living room. We were sitting chatting and on offering him a biscuit one of my boobs escaped. Ooops I said as if it was an accident. As we were having our coffee I kept flashing my pussy each time I went to pick up my cup and could see a mighty impressive bulge rising in his trousers. When he said to me that I have great legs I commented on his bulge and he told me that it was caused by the flashes he was getting. Cue the offer to help him out with his erection which led to mind blowing sex on the living room floor.
It also led to a free service of the heating system."
Seems like a full free service. With aftercare. |
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By *i015Man
over a year ago
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Seen a few ladies in barely nothing when I used to do Door2Door sales, one lady invited me in and when she sat down I got a upskirt view and noticed she wasn't wearing any knickers, had a hard time trying to hide my hard on, got a blowjob of another lady after she she signed up |
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over a year ago
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In night clubs you get couples caughting in toilets. Best exp I had was after a couple if weeks flirting with new cliak roam girl I walked in the cloak room before the club opened and the girl who use to work there was bent over. One look from her said it all. You want fcuk me she said. I was so caught off guard I was like yes in a squeeky voice. All was good after 35 minutes then I spotted the cctv camera in the corner and a very smiling club owner who I could not talk face to face for weeks.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an area manager for a huge parcel company . You wouldn't believe how many men answer the door in their boxers or with nothing on. Drivers have to report it every time as its deemed inappropriate . |
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"I'm an area manager for a huge parcel company . You wouldn't believe how many men answer the door in their boxers or with nothing on. Drivers have to report it every time as its deemed inappropriate . "
never heard of that lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm a local delivery man and I have recently took a parcel to a women house who had nothing but a robe on and she asked me to put it in the sitting room and when I turned around she asked if I wanted a cuppa and we sat and talked for a little while and ended up having hot sex |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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once turned up on a delivery ata large property in warrington couldnt fit the van down the drive so took the washer up on a trolly .rang the bell bloke answered on the intercom told him its was the delivery ok there in a min . door opens and theres a woman in her late forties dressed in heels stokings suspnedre abd absque that could barely conseal her tits with a crop in her hand her comment "thought you were my eleven oclock brenda come here to help the man " at that point "brenda " came down the hall as brenda was a fella dressed up as french maid who preceded to help me fit the washer and take the scrap one to the door . got back on the depot and no one would believe me untill the washer went faulty and another lad had a similar experiance whilst exchanging it |
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I almost flashed my boobs at a delivery driver once. He knocked early and got me out of bed. I didn't realise until I'd gone into the living room with the parcel that the middle buttons of my pjs had come open in the night. Only the top two saved my nipples from popping out. |
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"Not quite a delivery driver but a guy arrived early one morning to service and check our gas central heating. I was still in bed so threw on my dressing gown which is satin and short to answer the door. It is the kimono style one from lovehoney.
He was hot!! I offered him a coffee and took it through to him as he was checking the fire in the living room. We were sitting chatting and on offering him a biscuit one of my boobs escaped. Ooops I said as if it was an accident. As we were having our coffee I kept flashing my pussy each time I went to pick up my cup and could see a mighty impressive bulge rising in his trousers. When he said to me that I have great legs I commented on his bulge and he told me that it was caused by the flashes he was getting. Cue the offer to help him out with his erection which led to mind blowing sex on the living room floor.
It also led to a free service of the heating system.
Seems like a full free service. With aftercare. "
I actually saw him again when he came into the bar where I work as a barmaid |
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Sat in her living room talking to a woman last week and mentioned the telly, she says yeah it's to get naked men in here just laughed and teased her at the time but I'm back there next week when her daughter will be at school..... |
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Yeah - it's this kind of thrill I live for. I don't get indecent, but sure I'll answer the door in my underwear or undo a few extra buttons on my dress to show a ton of cleavage.
Had a bad experience once too when doing a dare to answer the door to the pizza guy topless. He seemed to enjoy it, definitely looked, but we got a letter from the pizza place a few days later telling us not to order from them again. *shrug* |
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"wonder if female delivery drivers have the same amount of hot hunky guys giving them a peak on their daily round..?
or is it just another fantasy.."
ive seen more guys open the door like that lol one guy with just boxers on with a very big stiffy and I don't think he knew lol another guy I used to deliver to was a naturist and was always naked but used to hide behind the door |
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"Sat in her living room talking to a woman last week and mentioned the telly, she says yeah it's to get naked men in here just laughed and teased her at the time but I'm back there next week when her daughter will be at school....."
Just called back to this house, as I walk up the path all the windows are open and there's sex noises coming from indoors. Then the noises stop, the woman calls ' hi mike, can you come back in about half an hour?' I say yes and now have a hard on ready for when I return.
Mike |
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"Sat in her living room talking to a woman last week and mentioned the telly, she says yeah it's to get naked men in here just laughed and teased her at the time but I'm back there next week when her daughter will be at school.....
Just called back to this house, as I walk up the path all the windows are open and there's sex noises coming from indoors. Then the noises stop, the woman calls ' hi mike, can you come back in about half an hour?' I say yes and now have a hard on ready for when I return.
Mike "
So we've swapped numbers and will be meeting over the next week! |
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A nice lady in addlestone this morning answered her door in an American football top could see her nips through it and when she took the parcel off me turned and bent over and placed on the floor and gave me a little glimpse of her lips sticking out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Very attractive early 40s woman has just answered her door to me in a satin dressing gown and nothing else. Stand out nipples while she tells me she's getting in the shower and I'm interrupting. Oh well maybe another day.
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
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"I'm a delivery driver and not very often but some times you get a lady answer the door with little on or not much covered and it makes my day lol any of you ladies do this regular
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No, but I do...bet when a fella opens the door practically in the buff, with a bit of a semi coz he's been passing his time watching porn and wanking away it doesn't make your day in quite the same way... lol |
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By *oxyukCouple
over a year ago
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Love Mrs f answering the door with no a lot on lady time was a white vest top with no bra and its was a little see thru im sure the delivery driver liked that as much as I did!!!!
A repairman coming to the house to work and giving her a good seeing to is a big fantasy for us! |
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"It,s very hard to get one to fuck you tried many time,s
Everyone is worried about misreading signs, being reported, sacked, charged and so on."
totally agree it's ok to have a little flirt but you have to be careful unless they put it on a plate |
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"It,s very hard to get one to fuck you tried many time,s
Everyone is worried about misreading signs, being reported, sacked, charged and so on.totally agree it's ok to have a little flirt but you have to be careful unless they put it on a plate "
I'm hopeful for tomorrow morning, have a visit to a woman's house, husband will be at work, kids at school she chose the time so....... |
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My dad drives a delivery van part time and I joked with him that I bet he wishes a young scantily clad young lady would answer the door and invite him in, he replied that at his age he just hopes anyon invites him in for a cuppa |
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"We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing
Reverse the genders and this would never be acceptable I really don't see the humour. "
Quite.
That is basically sexual assault in the eyes of many.
It is assumed a man is ok with it. |
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"We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing
Reverse the genders and this would never be acceptable I really don't see the humour.
Quite.
That is basically sexual assault in the eyes of many.
It is assumed a man is ok with it."
if find it great and what people get up to u there own property is up to them anyway |
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"We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing
Reverse the genders and this would never be acceptable I really don't see the humour.
Quite.
That is basically sexual assault in the eyes of many.
It is assumed a man is ok with it.if find it great and what people get up to u there own property is up to them anyway "
Personally I agree. However there is ano ever present double standard that it is socially acceptable to assume a man is happy with overt sexual behaviour from a woman but it is not acceptable the other way round without clear and documented permission. |
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"We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing
Reverse the genders and this would never be acceptable I really don't see the humour.
Quite.
That is basically sexual assault in the eyes of many.
It is assumed a man is ok with it.if find it great and what people get up to u there own property is up to them anyway
Personally I agree. However there is ano ever present double standard that it is socially acceptable to assume a man is happy with overt sexual behaviour from a woman but it is not acceptable the other way round without clear and documented permission. "
well I'd have no problem if either of you answered the door naked |
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"It,s very hard to get one to fuck you tried many time,s
Everyone is worried about misreading signs, being reported, sacked, charged and so on.totally agree it's ok to have a little flirt but you have to be careful unless they put it on a plate
I'm hopeful for tomorrow morning, have a visit to a woman's house, husband will be at work, kids at school she chose the time so....... "
Well her husband was there this morning but, she's rung me since and asked me to go back later.... |
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Can't stop laughing at some of the experiences I have read here ,hey , this would if full of things I tell you.
word of caution , careful , one day you will be on a sex register if you misconstrue the signs.
I am still sticking with swingers I meet in clubs or on here for now , its safer that way |
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Had a nice treat yesterday delivering a few parcels to a lady she was wearing a shiny black short dressing gown could see her pantie line through but she was topless under it and got a few nipple shots and she had an amazing rack needless to say I took my time delivering all her parcels |
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"We once had a small party.
One of our female guests answered the door to the pitza delivery bloke......TOTALLY NAKED for a laugh.
He totally shat his self when she offered him a tip .
He couldn't get down the garden path quick enough.
To which we all fell about laughing
Reverse the genders and this would never be acceptable I really don't see the humour.
Quite.
That is basically sexual assault in the eyes of many.
It is assumed a man is ok with it.if find it great and what people get up to u there own property is up to them anyway
Personally I agree. However there is ano ever present double standard that it is socially acceptable to assume a man is happy with overt sexual behaviour from a woman but it is not acceptable the other way round without clear and documented permission. well I'd have no problem if either of you answered the door naked "
Very kind of you. Do you give good blowjobs? |
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Not a delivery man, but I just answered the door to a guy who asked if I knew where the local kennels were. I didn't, but it was fairly obvious that he wanted something else, judging by the bulge in his shorts he kept touching.
So, I invited him in and we had some fun! I thought that maybe one of my mates had sent him round, but he recognised my car when he was passing, as we had previously chatted a few months ago, so it wasn't a random stranger wanting knob fun at the door.  |
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I knocked at a door earlier didn't think anyone was in so turned and walked back towards my van when I heard the door open I turned and see a head coming around the door and he said I'm in as I started to come closer he opened the door and he was standing there in all his glory not a care in the world he took the box off me turned around and bent over to show his shaved Arse winking at me then turned back to sign for the goods and I could see he was getting hard by now I was thinking shame the wife wasn't here doing the same he signed for his parcel and watched as I walked away as I got in my van I heard him say maybe next time he might come in darling |
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My last visit of the day was hot. A couple in their 20s. She sat on a dining room chair in a strappy short dress. As we talked so she kept shifting, folding her legs under her, crossing and uncrossing them. He left the room and stayed in the kitchen, which is when she picked up her phone and started to open her legs and let me see straight up her dress, no panties moment!
Sat in a low chair, where they had pointed me the view was perfect. Just the hour to enjoy it |
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