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"This has the potential to be the best thread EVER. " thats not nice lol me and my friend are nice n want to know hes ok  coz i am nice like that
i didnt know where else to ask not like i can call the hospitals .... all i was told was a van flipped over a car or sumthink | |||
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"1st person to mention my name and the possiblity of being on a driving lesson at the times is so going to get a slap!!!! "Drive stick mo' fo'. And DON'T come back 'til you've passed, driving stick. I beseech you!!! | |||
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"1st person to mention my name and the possiblity of being on a driving lesson at the times is so going to get a slap!!!! "It had to be you lol | |||
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"Did the camera crew not catch it? They could have got £250 from You've Been Framed..." lol no the camra man was the 2nd car out of the 9 haha we must of looked funny .... a lesson learnt to plan a meet better .. i blame the army for showing up and messing up our place to meet and play | |||
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"Did the camera crew not catch it? They could have got £250 from You've Been Framed... lol no the camra man was the 2nd car out of the 9 haha we must of looked funny .... a lesson learnt to plan a meet better .. i blame the army for showing up and messing up our place to meet and play " Don't tell me - the place looked like a bomb site by the time you were done? | |||
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"Did the camera crew not catch it? They could have got £250 from You've Been Framed... lol no the camra man was the 2nd car out of the 9 haha we must of looked funny .... a lesson learnt to plan a meet better .. i blame the army for showing up and messing up our place to meet and play Don't tell me - the place looked like a bomb site by the time you were done? " no we kept all the fun to the back of the car and we lost a few people was a right pain so ended up with 5 cars in the end and 2 of the 5 were us | |||
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"Did the camera crew not catch it? They could have got £250 from You've Been Framed... lol no the camra man was the 2nd car out of the 9 haha we must of looked funny .... a lesson learnt to plan a meet better .. i blame the army for showing up and messing up our place to meet and play Don't tell me - the place looked like a bomb site by the time you were done? no we kept all the fun to the back of the car and we lost a few people was a right pain so ended up with 5 cars in the end and 2 of the 5 were us "And you filmed this in HIGH DEFINITION? | |||
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the meet not the crash lol it looks real good i had a quick look last night its away being edited now so i can upload it sumwhere to share with the guys who came and made it to the "meet" | |||
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"yeah the meet not the crash lol it looks real good i had a quick look last night its away being edited now so i can upload it sumwhere to share with the guys who came and made it to the "meet""Ding Dong! And is this for personal use only???? | |||
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Shouldn't be that hard to track down the person you are looking for then. | |||
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"And there was me thinking from previous posts, that you have had on here, that you took a copy of all the ID details of the people involved with your "shoots" and made them sign consent forms with all their contact details on them!
Shouldn't be that hard to track down the person you are looking for then. "no this one was just to get me used to being filmed .... and that post was for when i was thinking of doing sumthing else | |||
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"And there was me thinking from previous posts, that you have had on here, that you took a copy of all the ID details of the people involved with your "shoots" and made them sign consent forms with all their contact details on them!
Shouldn't be that hard to track down the person you are looking for then. "HOW can you be so cynical? When there's two girls who just want to have a bit of fun, albeit with the 3rd armoured division (i'm sure they are just being patriotic) and people like you come in here with your cynicism. Really! (until now i'd assumed "our boys" got traumatised when they were there. Not before they went) | |||
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"I confess to not understanding the original post at all. " im with u granny ......... totally confused dot com ..... | |||
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"And there was me thinking from previous posts, that you have had on here, that you took a copy of all the ID details of the people involved with your "shoots" and made them sign consent forms with all their contact details on them!
Shouldn't be that hard to track down the person you are looking for then.
HOW can you be so cynical?
When there's two girls who just want to have a bit of fun, albeit with the 3rd armoured division (i'm sure they are just being patriotic) and people like you come in here with your cynicism.
Really!
(until now i'd assumed "our boys" got traumatised when they were there. Not before they went)
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"And there was me thinking from previous posts, that you have had on here, that you took a copy of all the ID details of the people involved with your "shoots" and made them sign consent forms with all their contact details on them!
Shouldn't be that hard to track down the person you are looking for then.
HOW can you be so cynical?
When there's two girls who just want to have a bit of fun, albeit with the 3rd armoured division (i'm sure they are just being patriotic) and people like you come in here with your cynicism.
Really!
(until now i'd assumed "our boys" got traumatised when they were there. Not before they went)
How dare you use your sarcasm to describe my cynicism! "Sir. I resent your flippant response to my caustic comment. | |||
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"I confess to not understanding the original post at all. im with u granny ......... totally confused dot com ....." They were doing a "shoot" and there was a wee accident with one of the participants in his van and then the others scarpered before the polis arrived and didn't wait around to find out if he was ok or not! Now they want to know if he is by using this post as a way of contacting him. Hope that clears it up!
PS - If that's not the case then I am confused too! | |||
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"And there was me thinking from previous posts, that you have had on here, that you took a copy of all the ID details of the people involved with your "shoots" and made them sign consent forms with all their contact details on them!
Shouldn't be that hard to track down the person you are looking for then.
HOW can you be so cynical?
When there's two girls who just want to have a bit of fun, albeit with the 3rd armoured division (i'm sure they are just being patriotic) and people like you come in here with your cynicism.
Really!
(until now i'd assumed "our boys" got traumatised when they were there. Not before they went)
How dare you use your sarcasm to describe my cynicism!
Sir.
I resent your flippant response to my caustic comment."My Good Man, I will try to be less flippant in the future and wish you well. | |||
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"And there was me thinking from previous posts, that you have had on here, that you took a copy of all the ID details of the people involved with your "shoots" and made them sign consent forms with all their contact details on them!
Shouldn't be that hard to track down the person you are looking for then.
HOW can you be so cynical?
When there's two girls who just want to have a bit of fun, albeit with the 3rd armoured division (i'm sure they are just being patriotic) and people like you come in here with your cynicism.
Really!
(until now i'd assumed "our boys" got traumatised when they were there. Not before they went)
How dare you use your sarcasm to describe my cynicism!
Sir.
I resent your flippant response to my caustic comment.
My Good Man,
I will try to be less flippant in the future and wish you well. "Sire, Let me assure you now. Should my regiment ever invade Arbroath, i will have my men spare your life. (but we're keeping the smokies, those fuckers are delicious!) | |||
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"And there was me thinking from previous posts, that you have had on here, that you took a copy of all the ID details of the people involved with your "shoots" and made them sign consent forms with all their contact details on them!
Shouldn't be that hard to track down the person you are looking for then.
HOW can you be so cynical?
When there's two girls who just want to have a bit of fun, albeit with the 3rd armoured division (i'm sure they are just being patriotic) and people like you come in here with your cynicism.
Really!
(until now i'd assumed "our boys" got traumatised when they were there. Not before they went)
How dare you use your sarcasm to describe my cynicism!
Sir.
I resent your flippant response to my caustic comment.
My Good Man,
I will try to be less flippant in the future and wish you well.
Sire,
Let me assure you now.
Should my regiment ever invade Arbroath, i will have my men spare your life.
(but we're keeping the smokies, those fuckers are delicious!)
"That's ok my friend, I'm sure the residents of the Royal Marine Base at Condor will defend our Arbroath Smokies with great vigour and valour! They love the local delicacies too and savour them every weekend! | |||
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"I confess to not understanding the original post at all. im with u granny ......... totally confused dot com ..... They were doing a "shoot" and there was a wee accident with one of the participants in his van and then the others scarpered before the polis arrived and didn't wait around to find out if he was ok or not! Now they want to know if he is by using this post as a way of contacting him. Hope that clears it up!
PS - If that's not the case then I am confused too! "maybe their karma ran over his dogma???? | |||
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I am sorry and will try to be more serious on a FUN site in the future - Sensual stop making me be funny m8 lol | |||
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""Arbroath" "Local Delicacies" On such descriptions was the Trades Descriptions Act born...!" Are we still talking about the Smokies?
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"Excuse me but I am no way scared to deal with the police and if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital or themselves don't u dare judge me in such a vile way .. Having done nothing wrong why wud I not stop ! I am going to ignore any silly replys now coz your obv only on here to bully people I am a nice person and myself and my husband are living in the area with the army ourselves I do what I do as a bit of fun n I was led to believe I needed I'd and so forth to film for personal or what Eva else I now understand this is more a protection men use to show a women was doing filming of her own free will and no longer need to do it I don't care much for your messages I am on here to have fun so either be nice or do not talk to me please " You will have to excuse me but I use English as my first language so missed most of that..... | |||
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"Excuse me but I am no way scared to deal with the police and if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital or themselves don't u dare judge me in such a vile way .. Having done nothing wrong why wud I not stop ! I am going to ignore any silly replys now coz your obv only on here to bully people I am a nice person and myself and my husband are living in the area with the army ourselves I do what I do as a bit of fun n I was led to believe I needed I'd and so forth to film for personal or what Eva else I now understand this is more a protection men use to show a women was doing filming of her own free will and no longer need to do it I don't care much for your messages I am on here to have fun so either be nice or do not talk to me please " Who is Eva ? The one in the film with the ladders? Or the refunds clerk taking all the vidoes back ? I tell you. I am just plain simple. | |||
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"Excuse me but I am no way scared to deal with the police and if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital or themselves don't u dare judge me in such a vile way .. Having done nothing wrong why wud I not stop ! I am going to ignore any silly replys now coz your obv only on here to bully people I am a nice person and myself and my husband are living in the area with the army ourselves I do what I do as a bit of fun n I was led to believe I needed I'd and so forth to film for personal or what Eva else I now understand this is more a protection men use to show a women was doing filming of her own free will and no longer need to do it I don't care much for your messages I am on here to have fun so either be nice or do not talk to me please You will have to excuse me but I use English as my first language so missed most of that....." And me and I can get by in 6/7 different languages and am totally fluent in gibberish but will be buggered if I can understand this. | |||
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"Pmsl I am gunna ignore this stupid forum post ! " I do admire a craftsman who recognises their own work.. bravo.. | |||
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"Pmsl I am gunna ignore this stupid forum post now what a lovely bunch of caring people u all are ! " We are as caring as people who wait around after somebody we know is involved in an accident to check they are ok. | |||
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"hi i am trying here as i dont know where else to ask and i dont want to call the number i have incase i got the wrong 1 or a partner picks up ... while trying to sort the meet thursday a van with a ladder on the top crashed i was unaware until i was on my way home of this and if the van owner can please get in touch so we know your ok i cant remember your user id and i wud like to know your ok xxx " didnt you take a pic of his id while he was there? | |||
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"Excuse me but I am no way scared to deal with the police and if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital or themselves don't u dare judge me in such a vile way .. Having done nothing wrong why wud I not stop ! I am going to ignore any silly replys now coz your obv only on here to bully people I am a nice person and myself and my husband are living in the area with the army ourselves I do what I do as a bit of fun n I was led to believe I needed I'd and so forth to film for personal or what Eva else I now understand this is more a protection men use to show a women was doing filming of her own free will and no longer need to do it I don't care much for your messages I am on here to have fun so either be nice or do not talk to me please You will have to excuse me but I use English as my first language so missed most of that..... And me and I can get by in 6/7 different languages and am totally fluent in gibberish but will be buggered if I can understand this." Careful what you wish for on a swinging site ! | |||
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"Hmmmm I am so lost on this thread, how come no one knew what the mans screename was?" Do you want me to try and explain it all again?
Sensual and I were having a debate on whether or not Arbroath Smokies were a local delicacy!
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"Hmmmm I am so lost on this thread, how come no one knew what the mans screename was?" Because so many guys mailed us saying they wanted to come so we just gave time and place we didnt take a list of names lol | |||
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"I want to know what an Arbroath Smokie is "A local delicacy of course! | |||
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Oh I don't like anything smoked so it won't matter what it is. | |||
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"Hmmmm I am so lost on this thread, how come no one knew what the mans screename was? Do you want me to try and explain it all again?
Sensual and I were having a debate on whether or not Arbroath Smokies were a local delicacy!
Hope that clears it up a little anyway. "Think this thread is getting a bit mixed up lol It started with us trying to find out who the guy was in the van that crashed and ended up talking about fish ??? | |||
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"BB......I have read the thread 4 times now, still none the wiser, so thanks for that
Oh I don't like anything smoked so it won't matter what it is."You're welcome.
They are haddock that are strung together in pairs, hung in a barrel and hot smoked using oak logs to give them their delicious flavour! And they are famous all over the world.
Am I selling them to you yet Rugby? | |||
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"Please can we have an edit option to edit the posts of others? I'm itching to edit their posts "I was desperate for it last night too, so I could make some sense of one of the replies I got to my posts! | |||
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"Hmmmm I am so lost on this thread, how come no one knew what the mans screename was? Do you want me to try and explain it all again?
Sensual and I were having a debate on whether or not Arbroath Smokies were a local delicacy!
Hope that clears it up a little anyway.
Think this thread is getting a bit mixed up lol It started with us trying to find out who the guy was in the van that crashed and ended up talking about fish ??? "There was always something "fishy" about this post from the start! Boom! Boom! | |||
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"BB......I have read the thread 4 times now, still none the wiser, so thanks for that
Oh I don't like anything smoked so it won't matter what it is.
You're welcome.
They are haddock that are strung together in pairs, hung in a barrel and hot smoked using oak logs to give them their delicious flavour! And they are famous all over the world.
Am I selling them to you yet Rugby? "Errrr nope, the only fish I don't eat is haddock and you smoke it first? bluerrggggghhhhhhhh | |||
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"So what we've got in this thread is a procession of vehicles . . . "smokies" . . . someone crashing . . . and the army . . . "mercy sakes' alive, looks like we got us a convoy" . . .ah breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick, you got a copy on me Love Machine? . . . . "Well I love smoked fish and men in uniform too But beside all that I just hope that guy was ok | |||
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"So what we've got in this thread is a procession of vehicles . . . "smokies" . . . someone crashing . . . and the army . . . "mercy sakes' alive, looks like we got us a convoy" . . .ah breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick, you got a copy on me Love Machine? . . . . "I just shake my head at the convoy trying to look for a quiet and discrete place.. if I saw em.. I would be on the phone to the council and reporting a possible 'travelling person's camp' being set up. no offence to travelling people. as long as fun was had, hey ho.. and hope the geezer in the van was ok. | |||
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"So what we've got in this thread is a procession of vehicles . . . "smokies" . . . someone crashing . . . and the army . . . "mercy sakes' alive, looks like we got us a convoy" . . .ah breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick, you got a copy on me Love Machine? . . . .
I just shake my head at the convoy trying to look for a quiet and discrete place..
if I saw em.. I would be on the phone to the council and reporting a possible 'travelling person's camp' being set up.
no offence to travelling people.
as long as fun was had, hey ho..
and hope the geezer in the van was ok. "Well wouldn't really call it a convoy was only about 4/5 cars in the end lol | |||
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"I think i MAY now have a handle on the thread. As i understand it now, the chap in the van in the ditch was on his way TO the "event" - i got the impression last night (through a commbination of Stella Artois and a sentence which is surely a contender for recognition by the Guiness Book for it's lack of, well anything really) that he had done his "thing" so to speak and was on the way home. But NOW it's much funnier. As now it would seem that this guy was frantically chasing round the countryside at the arse end of a convoy of similarly desperate men, trying to find a "secret location" where they could all make the kind of cheap porn which even a Belgian pensioner in a seedy Brussels Kinema would turn his nose up at. Whilst driving, our eponymous (and anonymous) hero must have been salivating at the though of what he was going to "get". Sweaty hands, blurred vision, a rising sense of both excitement and occassion building in him. Not to mention a Boner which would have won him a prize at the Hereford Fair. The nervous excitement, the twists and turns of the road, watching in the mirror for Police. Keeping up with the car in front, hoping there's parking, his boner huge by now, the vein in his head throbbing, his mouth dry, hands sweaty, rapid eye movement, what number will i be one or one hundred, did i bring the condoms, did i indicate at that juntion, it can't be far now BANG! The dozy bugger has swerved off the road and tipped the works van over. He lies still for a moment, not sure what has happened. The pain, a dull ache which is building slowly and surely announces it's presence. Because he caught his swollen balls on the gear lever as he flew around the cab (his seatbelt having already been released to "ease the pressure" and expedite a speedy exit at the "movie set"). And he thinks "Fuck!". Because he's just written of the company van. He's in the arse end of nowhere in a ditch. He was the last vehicle in the convoy, so nobody knows he's there. He's wearing his leather vest and black leather skin-tight trousers (now sans-boner). And he's supposed to be picking his wife and her mother up from Ikea in four hours. I THINK that's what happened. But i could be wrong becasue after all, theres a first time for everyrthing. (the fish only come into play later)" Youve got a vivid imaganation plus you sound like youve swallowed a dictonary haha for all we know the guy might not of even been in our convoy lol | |||
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"Hey Sensual, did you see a copy of the script for their wee film then? "Carry On Fabbing!" "No its called Carry on Dogging actually and the film actually turned out really good for all those cynics amoungst you | |||
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"Hey Sensual, did you see a copy of the script for their wee film then? "Carry On Fabbing!" "With the Benny Hill music? | |||
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"Hey Sensual, did you see a copy of the script for their wee film then? "Carry On Fabbing!"
With the Benny Hill music?"Aye that's the one! | |||
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"Hey Sensual, did you see a copy of the script for their wee film then? "Carry On Fabbing!"
No its called Carry on Dogging actually and the film actually turned out really good for all those cynics amoungst you "and for sale at a car boot sale close to us all | |||
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"I think i MAY now have a handle on the thread. As i understand it now, the chap in the van in the ditch was on his way TO the "event" - i got the impression last night (through a commbination of Stella Artois and a sentence which is surely a contender for recognition by the Guiness Book for it's lack of, well anything really) that he had done his "thing" so to speak and was on the way home. But NOW it's much funnier. As now it would seem that this guy was frantically chasing round the countryside at the arse end of a convoy of similarly desperate men, trying to find a "secret location" where they could all make the kind of cheap porn which even a Belgian pensioner in a seedy Brussels Kinema would turn his nose up at. Whilst driving, our eponymous (and anonymous) hero must have been salivating at the though of what he was going to "get". Sweaty hands, blurred vision, a rising sense of both excitement and occassion building in him. Not to mention a Boner which would have won him a prize at the Hereford Fair. The nervous excitement, the twists and turns of the road, watching in the mirror for Police. Keeping up with the car in front, hoping there's parking, his boner huge by now, the vein in his head throbbing, his mouth dry, hands sweaty, rapid eye movement, what number will i be one or one hundred, did i bring the condoms, did i indicate at that juntion, it can't be far now BANG! The dozy bugger has swerved off the road and tipped the works van over. He lies still for a moment, not sure what has happened. The pain, a dull ache which is building slowly and surely announces it's presence. Because he caught his swollen balls on the gear lever as he flew around the cab (his seatbelt having already been released to "ease the pressure" and expedite a speedy exit at the "movie set"). And he thinks "Fuck!". Because he's just written of the company van. He's in the arse end of nowhere in a ditch. He was the last vehicle in the convoy, so nobody knows he's there. He's wearing his leather vest and black leather skin-tight trousers (now sans-boner). And he's supposed to be picking his wife and her mother up from Ikea in four hours. I THINK that's what happened. But i could be wrong becasue after all, theres a first time for everyrthing. (the fish only come into play later)" THIS has got to be one of the funniest posts I've ever read!
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"Excuse me but I am no way scared to deal with the police and if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital or themselves don't u dare judge me in such a vile way .. Having done nothing wrong why wud I not stop ! I am going to ignore any silly replys now coz your obv only on here to bully people I am a nice person and myself and my husband are living in the area with the army ourselves I do what I do as a bit of fun n I was led to believe I needed I'd and so forth to film for personal or what Eva else I now understand this is more a protection men use to show a women was doing filming of her own free will and no longer need to do it I don't care much for your messages I am on here to have fun so either be nice or do not talk to me please " having just notcied this thread im readig it n thinkin etf r those idiots to tryna cause shyte fo r u obv r concerned by that sumone is ok after a mishap how about texting the number n saying " how are u lifes been FAB here" maybr that way if he is defo a fab memeer he wil sus n text ya bk | |||
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"Hey Sensual, did you see a copy of the script for their wee film then? "Carry On Fabbing!"
No its called Carry on Dogging actually and the film actually turned out really good for all those cynics amoungst you "Rightly so to be cynical though as the "script" started off by wondering if the "van driver" was ok after the "accident" as he was part of the convoy, but no-one had stopped to find that out at the time! As I was slated for even hinting that the others had driven off before the polis turned up. It then turns out that you 2 are not even sure if the "van driver" was part of your wee-ish convoy as you stated "for all we know the guy might not of even been in our convoy lol" 
And it also turns out that the film was made anyway!
So a couple of questions from this cynic;
1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital"
2. As this wee film "Carry On Dogging" seems to be what the other "star" says it wasn't i.e. "no this one was just to get me used to being filmed .... and that post was for when i was thinking of doing sumthing else" how come you didn't get the signed consent form with all his details on it?
Too many holes in the "script" for my liking so maybe next time you need to hire a "continuity man" lol
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"1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital If you read my original post you would of seen that I said that we where way ahead of the convoy and didnt see or hear the crash we only found out about it from one of the guys who was futher behind us once we had stopped " Ok cheers for the clear up there, but it poses another question I'm afraid
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"1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital If you read my original post you would of seen that I said that we where way ahead of the convoy and didnt see or hear the crash we only found out about it from one of the guys who was futher behind us once we had stopped Ok cheers for the clear up there, but it poses another question I'm afraid
Why didn't the other guy stop to see if the van driver was ok or not? Probably no need to answer that though, as he was probably more interested in keeping up with the convoy so he got his legover! "Lol probably yeah well Im sure whoever was at the back of the convoy probably stopped as by the time we stopped which was about 10 mins after the crash ocured there was only about 4 cars us the camera man plus 2 other guys so Im guessing all the others must of stopped Ive no idea really and I doubt we will ever find out There was no point us driving back as the emergancy services would prob of been there by the time we got back anyway | |||
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"Excuse me but I am no way scared to deal with the police and if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital or themselves don't u dare judge me in such a vile way .. Having done nothing wrong why wud I not stop ! I am going to ignore any silly replys now coz your obv only on here to bully people I am a nice person and myself and my husband are living in the area with the army ourselves I do what I do as a bit of fun n I was led to believe I needed I'd and so forth to film for personal or what Eva else I now understand this is more a protection men use to show a women was doing filming of her own free will and no longer need to do it I don't care much for your messages I am on here to have fun so either be nice or do not talk to me please having just notcied this thread im readig it n thinkin etf r those idiots to tryna cause shyte fo r u obv r concerned by that sumone is ok after a mishap how about texting the number n saying " how are u lifes been FAB here" maybr that way if he is defo a fab memeer he wil sus n text ya bk " A kindred spirit, i see. | |||
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"1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital If you read my original post you would of seen that I said that we where way ahead of the convoy and didnt see or hear the crash we only found out about it from one of the guys who was futher behind us once we had stopped Ok cheers for the clear up there, but it poses another question I'm afraid
Why didn't the other guy stop to see if the van driver was ok or not? Probably no need to answer that though, as he was probably more interested in keeping up with the convoy so he got his legover!
Lol probably yeah well Im sure whoever was at the back of the convoy probably stopped as by the time we stopped which was about 10 mins after the crash ocured there was only about 4 cars us the camera man plus 2 other guys so Im guessing all the others must of stopped Ive no idea really and I doubt we will ever find out There was no point us driving back as the emergancy services would prob of been there by the time we got back anyway "For Gawds sake woman, you type like Vicky Pollard talks! Throw the odd full stop in from time to time, anywhere will do. The Emergency Services would probably have been there? Are you SURE this is the story you want to stick to? I'm beginning to think maybe you shagged this poor guy to death, lifted him into the cab of his van and let the hand-brake off.... | |||
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"1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital If you read my original post you would of seen that I said that we where way ahead of the convoy and didnt see or hear the crash we only found out about it from one of the guys who was futher behind us once we had stopped Ok cheers for the clear up there, but it poses another question I'm afraid
Why didn't the other guy stop to see if the van driver was ok or not? Probably no need to answer that though, as he was probably more interested in keeping up with the convoy so he got his legover!
Lol probably yeah well Im sure whoever was at the back of the convoy probably stopped as by the time we stopped which was about 10 mins after the crash ocured there was only about 4 cars us the camera man plus 2 other guys so Im guessing all the others must of stopped Ive no idea really and I doubt we will ever find out There was no point us driving back as the emergancy services would prob of been there by the time we got back anyway
For Gawds sake woman, you type like Vicky Pollard talks! Throw the odd full stop in from time to time, anywhere will do.
The Emergency Services would probably have been there?
Are you SURE this is the story you want to stick to?
I'm beginning to think maybe you shagged this poor guy to death, lifted him into the cab of his van and let the hand-brake off....
"Are you an English Teacher ? so my spelling and punctuation is crap didnt realise you werent allowed to post on forums if you werent word perfect I do appologise. This thread origanly started of our concern for the guy in the van and all me and Crystal have had is abusive comments from people l;ike you who think they are funny. And for your information my resemlence to Vicky Polard couldnt be futher from the truth you dont know me so what bought you to that conclusion ? my poor grammer ?? | |||
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"1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital If you read my original post you would of seen that I said that we where way ahead of the convoy and didnt see or hear the crash we only found out about it from one of the guys who was futher behind us once we had stopped Ok cheers for the clear up there, but it poses another question I'm afraid
Why didn't the other guy stop to see if the van driver was ok or not? Probably no need to answer that though, as he was probably more interested in keeping up with the convoy so he got his legover!
Lol probably yeah well Im sure whoever was at the back of the convoy probably stopped as by the time we stopped which was about 10 mins after the crash ocured there was only about 4 cars us the camera man plus 2 other guys so Im guessing all the others must of stopped Ive no idea really and I doubt we will ever find out There was no point us driving back as the emergancy services would prob of been there by the time we got back anyway
For Gawds sake woman, you type like Vicky Pollard talks! Throw the odd full stop in from time to time, anywhere will do.
The Emergency Services would probably have been there?
Are you SURE this is the story you want to stick to?
I'm beginning to think maybe you shagged this poor guy to death, lifted him into the cab of his van and let the hand-brake off....
Are you an English Teacher ? so my spelling and punctuation is crap didnt realise you werent allowed to post on forums if you werent word perfect I do appologise. This thread origanly started of our concern for the guy in the van and all me and Crystal have had is abusive comments from people l;ike you who think they are funny. And for your information my resemlence to Vicky Polard couldnt be futher from the truth you dont know me so what bought you to that conclusion ? my poor grammer ?? "The "sentence as stream of consciousness" caused me to draw the parallel between you and Vicky Pollard. If you read the OP you can imagine it baing said in the style of the aforementioned television character. My comments arent abusive, but they ARE funny. Fucking funny. I'm quite possibly the funniest fucker on here. You CAN use punctuation when you want to, you just did. And your post was much easier to read for it. Spelling, grammar, and puntuation are my "thing". There, i've admitted it. I'm a wordsmith. I like words. I like using them to contextualise thoughts, feelings and emotions. Words are great! So naturally, when i see words being thrown around and abused like some cheap bird in a 4th rate dogging film, it upsets me. (see what i did there?) I used words meaning one thing to draw a picture of another thing. Was that alliteration, metaphorical, or allegoric? Never mind, that's not important right now. So, while it is absolutely your right to spell words any way you want and form sentences the size of paragraphs, it's just not my thing and it kinda grates with me. Arguably, i'm anal beyond belief. But that doesnt matter to you and neither do i. In exactly the same way as it's absolutely my right to think that i don't fancy the idea of watching a film where a couple of girls are getting pumped full of spunk by random members of the public. It's just not my thing. But it doesnt matter to me and neither do you. Now, go back - with a level head - and re-read my posts. They're funny, trust me. And you've got to admit, anyone who has a pic on their profile with what looks like a chap from the BBC Outside Broadcast unit filming an in depth study of your crotch is kinda inviting publicity and comment. Dontcha think? | |||
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"It all sounds really suss to me.........especially the last written peice, definately by someone else. I hope you really care as to what happend, swingers aren`t that cold and empty........" I cant believe how judgmentel everyone is on here There is nothing suss about it but if you want to jump to that conclusion thats your choice. Crystal just posted up the thread hoping the guy might respond and let us know how he was is that cold and empty ?? the last written peice ?? thats me Im Ruby and was with Crystal we do meets together why is that suss ? | |||
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"1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital If you read my original post you would of seen that I said that we where way ahead of the convoy and didnt see or hear the crash we only found out about it from one of the guys who was futher behind us once we had stopped Ok cheers for the clear up there, but it poses another question I'm afraid
Why didn't the other guy stop to see if the van driver was ok or not? Probably no need to answer that though, as he was probably more interested in keeping up with the convoy so he got his legover!
Lol probably yeah well Im sure whoever was at the back of the convoy probably stopped as by the time we stopped which was about 10 mins after the crash ocured there was only about 4 cars us the camera man plus 2 other guys so Im guessing all the others must of stopped Ive no idea really and I doubt we will ever find out There was no point us driving back as the emergancy services would prob of been there by the time we got back anyway
For Gawds sake woman, you type like Vicky Pollard talks! Throw the odd full stop in from time to time, anywhere will do.
The Emergency Services would probably have been there?
Are you SURE this is the story you want to stick to?
I'm beginning to think maybe you shagged this poor guy to death, lifted him into the cab of his van and let the hand-brake off....
Are you an English Teacher ? so my spelling and punctuation is crap didnt realise you werent allowed to post on forums if you werent word perfect I do appologise. This thread origanly started of our concern for the guy in the van and all me and Crystal have had is abusive comments from people l;ike you who think they are funny. And for your information my resemlence to Vicky Polard couldnt be futher from the truth you dont know me so what bought you to that conclusion ? my poor grammer ??
The "sentence as stream of consciousness" caused me to draw the parallel between you and Vicky Pollard. If you read the OP you can imagine it baing said in the style of the aforementioned television character.
My comments arent abusive, but they ARE funny. Fucking funny. I'm quite possibly the funniest fucker on here.
You CAN use punctuation when you want to, you just did. And your post was much easier to read for it.
Spelling, grammar, and puntuation are my "thing". There, i've admitted it. I'm a wordsmith. I like words. I like using them to contextualise thoughts, feelings and emotions. Words are great!
So naturally, when i see words being thrown around and abused like some cheap bird in a 4th rate dogging film, it upsets me.
(see what i did there?) I used words meaning one thing to draw a picture of another thing. Was that alliteration, metaphorical, or allegoric? Never mind, that's not important right now.
So, while it is absolutely your right to spell words any way you want and form sentences the size of paragraphs, it's just not my thing and it kinda grates with me. Arguably, i'm anal beyond belief.
But that doesnt matter to you and neither do i.
In exactly the same way as it's absolutely my right to think that i don't fancy the idea of watching a film where a couple of girls are getting pumped full of spunk by random members of the public. It's just not my thing.
But it doesnt matter to me and neither do you.
Now, go back - with a level head - and re-read my posts.
They're funny, trust me.
And you've got to admit, anyone who has a pic on their profile with what looks like a chap from the BBC Outside Broadcast unit filming an in depth study of your crotch is kinda inviting publicity and comment.
Dontcha think?"God you are so arrogant as for the film you werent there so didnt see any of it and at no point was anyone pumped full of spunk (your words) you have totaly the wrong impression of us what gives you the write to judge us when you dont even know us ?? go back to eating your dictonarys dosent impress me one bit | |||
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"OMG i am fed up of you lot now so i am going to ignore the idiots who cant understand i am trying to find out if the bloke is ok ... i dont give 2 hoots what you think about me i know what is right and whats wrong END OF if you dont like what i do ... DONT respond to my threds this site is BIG enuff for us ALL to get enuff cock on if you dont like how i write then fell free to ignore me and ignore my posts ............................. thankyou how ever for the nice emails , yes i do think its just a small group of people on here who like to give a younger women a bit of crap ............................. " Lol Crystal probably cos they get turned down by the younger girls( not that Im young anymore lol) they feel the need to slag us off on here and make judgments on things they dont even know | |||
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"Wot da fuck is "suss" man i aint down wiv da homes on da street so i aint got no clue wot dat suss shit mean man i amean is it good shot or bad shit i just dunnoo need sum geeza to tell me bout the suss shit man or i is gonna look like a fukin 'trad ain i iniit? and i had got dat lernin fing, the ADT fing man so dont be avin a go at the words and spellin an shit cos i aint fik alrite? even da judge said i wasnt fik, he said i knew wot i was doin wen i boosted dem stereos" No idea wat your on about now ?? didnt make me laff so you obviousle aint that funny | |||
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"Wot da fuck is "suss" man i aint down wiv da homes on da street so i aint got no clue wot dat suss shit mean man i amean is it good shot or bad shit i just dunnoo need sum geeza to tell me bout the suss shit man or i is gonna look like a fukin 'trad ain i iniit? and i had got dat lernin fing, the ADT fing man so dont be avin a go at the words and spellin an shit cos i aint fik alrite? even da judge said i wasnt fik, he said i knew wot i was doin wen i boosted dem stereos" go . and . have . a . wank . and . come . back . you . might . be . happer . then ! | |||
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"1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital If you read my original post you would of seen that I said that we where way ahead of the convoy and didnt see or hear the crash we only found out about it from one of the guys who was futher behind us once we had stopped Ok cheers for the clear up there, but it poses another question I'm afraid
Why didn't the other guy stop to see if the van driver was ok or not? Probably no need to answer that though, as he was probably more interested in keeping up with the convoy so he got his legover!
Lol probably yeah well Im sure whoever was at the back of the convoy probably stopped as by the time we stopped which was about 10 mins after the crash ocured there was only about 4 cars us the camera man plus 2 other guys so Im guessing all the others must of stopped Ive no idea really and I doubt we will ever find out There was no point us driving back as the emergancy services would prob of been there by the time we got back anyway
For Gawds sake woman, you type like Vicky Pollard talks! Throw the odd full stop in from time to time, anywhere will do.
The Emergency Services would probably have been there?
Are you SURE this is the story you want to stick to?
I'm beginning to think maybe you shagged this poor guy to death, lifted him into the cab of his van and let the hand-brake off....
Are you an English Teacher ? so my spelling and punctuation is crap didnt realise you werent allowed to post on forums if you werent word perfect I do appologise. This thread origanly started of our concern for the guy in the van and all me and Crystal have had is abusive comments from people l;ike you who think they are funny. And for your information my resemlence to Vicky Polard couldnt be futher from the truth you dont know me so what bought you to that conclusion ? my poor grammer ??
The "sentence as stream of consciousness" caused me to draw the parallel between you and Vicky Pollard. If you read the OP you can imagine it baing said in the style of the aforementioned television character.
My comments arent abusive, but they ARE funny. Fucking funny. I'm quite possibly the funniest fucker on here.
You CAN use punctuation when you want to, you just did. And your post was much easier to read for it.
Spelling, grammar, and puntuation are my "thing". There, i've admitted it. I'm a wordsmith. I like words. I like using them to contextualise thoughts, feelings and emotions. Words are great!
So naturally, when i see words being thrown around and abused like some cheap bird in a 4th rate dogging film, it upsets me.
(see what i did there?) I used words meaning one thing to draw a picture of another thing. Was that alliteration, metaphorical, or allegoric? Never mind, that's not important right now.
So, while it is absolutely your right to spell words any way you want and form sentences the size of paragraphs, it's just not my thing and it kinda grates with me. Arguably, i'm anal beyond belief.
But that doesnt matter to you and neither do i.
In exactly the same way as it's absolutely my right to think that i don't fancy the idea of watching a film where a couple of girls are getting pumped full of spunk by random members of the public. It's just not my thing.
But it doesnt matter to me and neither do you.
Now, go back - with a level head - and re-read my posts.
They're funny, trust me.
And you've got to admit, anyone who has a pic on their profile with what looks like a chap from the BBC Outside Broadcast unit filming an in depth study of your crotch is kinda inviting publicity and comment.
Dontcha think?
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"1. How did you know an accident had taken place if none of you knew it at the time to stop if what was said in this thread is true? i.e. "if I had noticed the crash I wud of stopped and stayed with the person until I knew they were ok or a family member had been contacted if needs be by hospital If you read my original post you would of seen that I said that we where way ahead of the convoy and didnt see or hear the crash we only found out about it from one of the guys who was futher behind us once we had stopped Ok cheers for the clear up there, but it poses another question I'm afraid
Why didn't the other guy stop to see if the van driver was ok or not? Probably no need to answer that though, as he was probably more interested in keeping up with the convoy so he got his legover!
Lol probably yeah well Im sure whoever was at the back of the convoy probably stopped as by the time we stopped which was about 10 mins after the crash ocured there was only about 4 cars us the camera man plus 2 other guys so Im guessing all the others must of stopped Ive no idea really and I doubt we will ever find out There was no point us driving back as the emergancy services would prob of been there by the time we got back anyway
For Gawds sake woman, you type like Vicky Pollard talks! Throw the odd full stop in from time to time, anywhere will do.
The Emergency Services would probably have been there?
Are you SURE this is the story you want to stick to?
I'm beginning to think maybe you shagged this poor guy to death, lifted him into the cab of his van and let the hand-brake off....
Are you an English Teacher ? so my spelling and punctuation is crap didnt realise you werent allowed to post on forums if you werent word perfect I do appologise. This thread origanly started of our concern for the guy in the van and all me and Crystal have had is abusive comments from people l;ike you who think they are funny. And for your information my resemlence to Vicky Polard couldnt be futher from the truth you dont know me so what bought you to that conclusion ? my poor grammer ??
The "sentence as stream of consciousness" caused me to draw the parallel between you and Vicky Pollard. If you read the OP you can imagine it baing said in the style of the aforementioned television character.
My comments arent abusive, but they ARE funny. Fucking funny. I'm quite possibly the funniest fucker on here.
You CAN use punctuation when you want to, you just did. And your post was much easier to read for it.
Spelling, grammar, and puntuation are my "thing". There, i've admitted it. I'm a wordsmith. I like words. I like using them to contextualise thoughts, feelings and emotions. Words are great!
So naturally, when i see words being thrown around and abused like some cheap bird in a 4th rate dogging film, it upsets me.
(see what i did there?) I used words meaning one thing to draw a picture of another thing. Was that alliteration, metaphorical, or allegoric? Never mind, that's not important right now.
So, while it is absolutely your right to spell words any way you want and form sentences the size of paragraphs, it's just not my thing and it kinda grates with me. Arguably, i'm anal beyond belief.
But that doesnt matter to you and neither do i.
In exactly the same way as it's absolutely my right to think that i don't fancy the idea of watching a film where a couple of girls are getting pumped full of spunk by random members of the public. It's just not my thing.
But it doesnt matter to me and neither do you.
Now, go back - with a level head - and re-read my posts.
They're funny, trust me.
And you've got to admit, anyone who has a pic on their profile with what looks like a chap from the BBC Outside Broadcast unit filming an in depth study of your crotch is kinda inviting publicity and comment.
Dontcha think?"I think you're funny, but there's no need to be condescending: you don't need to be. Just a thought! | |||
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"Ok I think this has gone on long enough I hope you girls find out if the guy is ok " If you like I can get you some Arbroath Smokies for your next visit over the border?
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