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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How desperate must one be for self gratification to feel the need to pull yourself while driving.
Most people seem to struggle with just driving a car correctly these days let alone adding a wank into the mix.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives anyone the right to risk other people's lives for a little self gratification? Anyone convicted of such an activity should be charged with attempted murder."
YES!! here here!! I agree!! 500%   |
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Very good post but tbh some of the things I see on these roads are a lot worse kids under two in the front passenger seat without car seats. woman doing there make up in the visor mirror, stupid people hogging the middle lane causing the motorways to very congested |
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By *bandAb OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Very good post but tbh some of the things I see on these roads are a lot worse kids under two in the front passenger seat without car seats. woman doing there make up in the visor mirror, stupid people hogging the middle lane causing the motorways to very congested "
Thank you xx
At no point was this post asking ppl to do it. Its very dangerous specially as some guys fall asleep after cumming lol |
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Come on tho British roads are a nightmare. you carnt seem to make a journey anywhere without being held up because some twonk had decided to crash into a barrier or a sign. The snow is the best it always makes me giggle at how idiotic people actually are I think what the government should do is if you crash and cause congestion you should be made to pay a fine by every fifteen minutes, until the roads are running freely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually seen a trucker cracking off in holland years ago when i was about 15 and on coach. Went past and he was driving along and pulling off. Must av ran out of time with hooker and needed to finish |
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"Was sucked off as I was driving the other day. Does that count?"
Receiving a blow job whilst driving, dependent on your ability to concentrate, is no different to yakking on your mobile whilst driving.
I had an ambition to receive a blow job whilst doing in excess of 100 mph so my future wife-to-be/future ex-wife-to-be duly obliged as a birthday gift.
Yes yes, I know many of you will be getting ready to point out the obvious illegality and recklessness of my action but in mitigation I should point out it was in the early hours of the morning, well lit, no other traffic, I hadn't been drinking, and the 100 mph part was no more than 5 seconds. We stopped and continued in a field much to the puzzlement of the watching horse. |
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"Very good post but tbh some of the things I see on these roads are a lot worse kids under two in the front passenger seat without car seats. woman doing there make up in the visor mirror, stupid people hogging the middle lane causing the motorways to very congested "
So that makes it ok? Because other things are worse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was sucked off as I was driving the other day. Does that count?
Receiving a blow job whilst driving, dependent on your ability to concentrate, is no different to yakking on your mobile whilst driving.
I had an ambition to receive a blow job whilst doing in excess of 100 mph so my future wife-to-be/future ex-wife-to-be duly obliged as a birthday gift.
Yes yes, I know many of you will be getting ready to point out the obvious illegality and recklessness of my action but in mitigation I should point out it was in the early hours of the morning, well lit, no other traffic, I hadn't been drinking, and the 100 mph part was no more than 5 seconds. We stopped and continued in a field much to the puzzlement of the watching horse."
Just picking up on this, at that speed you are covering a little over a mile and a half per minute.
What if you got a puncture? Or something else caused you to lose control.
As well as the obvious crash related injuries, your wife may inadvertantly bite your todger clean off.
Then try explaining that to the attending emergency services.
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"Was sucked off as I was driving the other day. Does that count?
Receiving a blow job whilst driving, dependent on your ability to concentrate, is no different to yakking on your mobile whilst driving.
I had an ambition to receive a blow job whilst doing in excess of 100 mph so my future wife-to-be/future ex-wife-to-be duly obliged as a birthday gift.
Yes yes, I know many of you will be getting ready to point out the obvious illegality and recklessness of my action but in mitigation I should point out it was in the early hours of the morning, well lit, no other traffic, I hadn't been drinking, and the 100 mph part was no more than 5 seconds. We stopped and continued in a field much to the puzzlement of the watching horse."
She was obviously shit at blow jobs then if you can concentrate enough to drive a car doing a ton
I'm not going to claim complete saint hood on this subject because I can't but I have woken up to the recklessness and selfishness these actions represent. |
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"Was sucked off as I was driving the other day. Does that count?
Receiving a blow job whilst driving, dependent on your ability to concentrate, is no different to yakking on your mobile whilst driving.
I had an ambition to receive a blow job whilst doing in excess of 100 mph so my future wife-to-be/future ex-wife-to-be duly obliged as a birthday gift.
Yes yes, I know many of you will be getting ready to point out the obvious illegality and recklessness of my action but in mitigation I should point out it was in the early hours of the morning, well lit, no other traffic, I hadn't been drinking, and the 100 mph part was no more than 5 seconds. We stopped and continued in a field much to the puzzlement of the watching horse.
Just picking up on this, at that speed you are covering a little over a mile and a half per minute.
What if you got a puncture? Or something else caused you to lose control.
As well as the obvious crash related injuries, your wife may inadvertantly bite your todger clean off.
Then try explaining that to the attending emergency services.
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What if, what if, what if... It didn't
It was 25 years ago, pre-fatherhood, more reckless. Would I do it again under similar conditions? Probably  |
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"She was obviously shit at blow jobs then if you can concentrate enough to drive a car doing a ton
I'm not going to claim complete saint hood on this subject because I can't but I have woken up to the recklessness and selfishness these actions represent. "
Or I valued both our lives just enough to concentrate whilst enjoying? |
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"She was obviously shit at blow jobs then if you can concentrate enough to drive a car doing a ton
I'm not going to claim complete saint hood on this subject because I can't but I have woken up to the recklessness and selfishness these actions represent.
Or I valued both our lives just enough to concentrate whilst enjoying?"
Lol ok.....if you valued your lives you'd have gotten her to blow you while playing GTA rather than doing a ton in a car!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My only thought about the sort of selfish idiot that thinks wanking while driving is a good idea is that when the inevitable accident happens they only succeed in eliminating themselves from the gene pool and don;t take anyone with them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My only thought about the sort of selfish idiot that thinks wanking while driving is a good idea is that when the inevitable accident happens they only succeed in eliminating themselves from the gene pool and don;t take anyone with them.
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"She was obviously shit at blow jobs then if you can concentrate enough to drive a car doing a ton
I'm not going to claim complete saint hood on this subject because I can't but I have woken up to the recklessness and selfishness these actions represent.
Or I valued both our lives just enough to concentrate whilst enjoying?
Lol ok.....if you valued your lives you'd have gotten her to blow you while playing GTA rather than doing a ton in a car!
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C'mon, I said it was about 25 years ago. The option wasn't there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know a guy who owns a transport company at heathrow, he got a call one day from a lady who was stuck on the m25 in her range rover, next to one of my friends vans. Yup, his driver had a porno mag over the steering wheel and was oblivious to all around him as he happily tugged away, dickhead. |
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"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one"
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......? |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......?"
Where is Motherwell? I take it is nowhere near London  Phew |
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"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......?
Where is Motherwell? I take it is nowhere near London Phew"
Scotland, if you're serious |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......?
Where is Motherwell? I take it is nowhere near London Phew
Scotland, if you're serious "
Oh, I sort of know where Scotland is; it is North of here  |
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"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......?
Where is Motherwell? I take it is nowhere near London Phew
Scotland, if you're serious
Oh, I sort of know where Scotland is; it is North of here "
Yeah, west of Wales  |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......?
Where is Motherwell? I take it is nowhere near London Phew
Scotland, if you're serious
Oh, I sort of know where Scotland is; it is North of here
Yeah, west of Wales "
Where is Wales? |
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"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......?
Where is Motherwell? I take it is nowhere near London Phew
Scotland, if you're serious
Oh, I sort of know where Scotland is; it is North of here
Yeah, west of Wales
Where is Wales? "
East of Scotland |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......?
Where is Motherwell? I take it is nowhere near London Phew
Scotland, if you're serious
Oh, I sort of know where Scotland is; it is North of here
Yeah, west of Wales
Where is Wales?
East of Scotland"
I have been educated
What time zones are all these places in? |
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"How many of you have had a little play behind the wheel...
A risk or exciting
Which route do you normally take? I want to avoid that one
I know London traffic can be horrendous but diverting via Motherwell......?
Where is Motherwell? I take it is nowhere near London Phew
Scotland, if you're serious
Oh, I sort of know where Scotland is; it is North of here
Yeah, west of Wales
Where is Wales?
East of Scotland
I have been educated
What time zones are all these places in?"
1850s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really enjoy driving, especially country lanes, national speed limit and an empty road. But it doesn't give me an erection. Not even a cobbled road would bring about a semi. Put me on the bus though, and if I am above the engine, I will start stirring after two minutes. I don't travel on buses anymore!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very good post but tbh some of the things I see on these roads are a lot worse kids under two in the front passenger seat without car seats. woman doing there make up in the visor mirror, stupid people hogging the middle lane causing the motorways to very congested "
No the visor mirror is for checking your make up as soon as you leave the house and sit inside your car. The harsh natural sunlight shows you if your bronzed isn't blended properly or if you need your mustache waxed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to drive trucks at night a long time ago. Would stop for coffee/walk in cold air/catnap etc when really tired.
The boss used to moan I took long than the guy on the op shift to me, same truck route etc.
Turns out he used to look at porn mags to keep himself awake. Apparently it's harder to fall asleep when your harder!
He was a twat though.
Freaked me out wondering what the stains on the seat really were! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair the op didnt specify the vehicle had to be in motion...just behind the wheel.
Naughtiness in stationary car...less exciting if its just sat in your garage, I imagine more so if you're stuck in a non moving traffic jam or something.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be fair the op didnt specify the vehicle had to be in motion...just behind the wheel.
Naughtiness in stationary car...less exciting if its just sat in your garage, I imagine more so if you're stuck in a non moving traffic jam or something.
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Title is Wanking and Driving... Seems to indicate vehicle in motion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be fair the op didnt specify the vehicle had to be in motion...just behind the wheel.
Naughtiness in stationary car...less exciting if its just sat in your garage, I imagine more so if you're stuck in a non moving traffic jam or something.
Title is Wanking and Driving... Seems to indicate vehicle in motion. "
....yeah I know, was just playing devils advocate really ...couldnt sleep last night lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It never fails to amaze me how some people never seem to think with their 'big' brain. So many people talked about managing risks etc on the bb thread. No wonder they weren't bothered about catching stis as they'll be long dead from other idiotic activities. Darwin award winners everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not very long after seeing this thread yesterday, I caught part of an episode of Fifth Gear on Discovery Turbo where they crashed a Ford Focus (a car with a respectable safety rating) into a concrete block at 120mph.
If you'd seen it you'd think twice about doing anything behind the wheel that affects your concentration on the task at hand i.e. Driving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ibwould say any one male.or female who's does that while driving is a complete CUNT and should be put up against a wall and shot just completely idiotic if any one who did that hit my car I would drag said person out the car and give them the fucking they deserve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a good idea goes without saying but how many of those eager to condemn are happy to text away happily on there mobile as they drive around this green and pleasant land. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a good idea goes without saying but how many of those eager to condemn are happy to text away happily on there mobile as they drive around this green and pleasant land."
Quite agree ppl who txt and talk on the fone with out a handful kit are just as bad I've had this 1st hand as a woman behind me was texting and shunted me writing my car off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a good idea goes without saying but how many of those eager to condemn are happy to text away happily on there mobile as they drive around this green and pleasant land."
Never do so I'll happily continue condemning this stupid idea...
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