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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to suck me until i get unloaded any one want to offer there self?
Come on ladies!
Surely you can't refuse such a wonderful offer!"
I would really love to feel your lips :*
Thank you hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to suck me until i get unloaded any one want to offer there self?
Come on ladies!
Surely you can't refuse such a wonderful offer! I would really love to feel your lips :*
Thank you hun "
Don't thank me.
It was sarcasm. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently there are loads of ladies (and gents) that will accomodate your needs for a very reasonable fee... oh im sorry...your expecting ladies to be jumping at the request lol."
I wouldn't mind if it a fee also I woul feel even better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to suck me until i get unloaded any one want to offer there self?
Come on ladies!
Surely you can't refuse such a wonderful offer! I would really love to feel your lips :*
Thank you hun
Don't thank me.
It was sarcasm."
Ok any way still Thanks even for that |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible! "
You read his profile?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??"
What's wrong with my profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??
What's wrong with my profile"
Read it   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??
What's wrong with my profile
Read it "
I don't understand what may be wrong?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??
What's wrong with my profile"
Are you really asking that question??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??
What's wrong with my profile
Read it
I don't understand what may be wrong??"
It makes no sense and the spelling is abysmal! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??
What's wrong with my profile
Are you really asking that question???"
Yes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??
Maybe he should have saved his money and invested in literacy classes instead of implants..
 )) why do you think that lol
And don't forget this summer if you go to Spain or to any other country to take your dictionary with you. "
Bizarre.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??
What's wrong with my profile
Read it
I don't understand what may be wrong??
It makes no sense and the spelling is abysmal!"
Ok so what you want me to do if my English is not so good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wow, what a totally selfless offer... to allow someone to suck you off thinking ultimately of their pleasure... oh yeah, you weren't.
Good luck OP. If only I were closer... and gullible!
You read his profile??
What's wrong with my profile
Read it
I don't understand what may be wrong??
It makes no sense and the spelling is abysmal!
Ok so what you want me to do if my English is not so good. "
Lower you expectations... Especially in here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg."
Ha ha ha well thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't effing cope with this, I'm off to sleep. If this uber stud muffin can't even get a blow job when he asks so eloquently what chance have we mere mortals got, none I tell you, none, we're all doomed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't effing cope with this, I'm off to sleep. If this uber stud muffin can't even get a blow job when he asks so eloquently what chance have we mere mortals got, none I tell you, none, we're all doomed "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg.
Ha ha ha well thanks "
Don't thank me, just get over there immediately! She said she's only waiting 10 minutes, then she's going to bed.
Chop, chop! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg.
Ha ha ha well thanks
Don't thank me, just get over there immediately! She said she's only waiting 10 minutes, then she's going to bed.
Chop, chop!"
Ok I will try to set now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg.
Ha ha ha well thanks
Don't thank me, just get over there immediately! She said she's only waiting 10 minutes, then she's going to bed.
Chop, chop!
Ok I will try to set now lol "
Good man. |
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"Riorio - is English not your first language?
No it my 3 language "
You're doing pretty well - I can't speak ANY other languages so I'm not about to knock your English skills.
Keep being nice and remember to be respectful and think of the woman's pleasure as well as your own. That might help you get more success. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'll learn that the forums aren't the place for that kind of question really fella....your very blunt and come across a bit crude, and honestly, most people don't want to be talked to that way, despite being big lovers of sex, ladies in here are no less ladies than anyone anyplace else so please, be respectful
I'm really sorry loads of people needlessly gave you shit about your language though, some mean folk about...I'll bet your English is better than most of our second languages...I can barely write greek so good on you for how good you are...your easily understood, sometimes people just want to find a fault and rip folk to pices.
Like your tatts btw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Riorio - is English not your first language?
No it my 3 language
You're doing pretty well - I can't speak ANY other languages so I'm not about to knock your English skills.
Keep being nice and remember to be respectful and think of the woman's pleasure as well as your own. That might help you get more success."
Thanks :*
And I'm trying to redoect everyone and I dont have a prob with nobody. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Riorio - is English not your first language?
No it my 3 language
You're doing pretty well - I can't speak ANY other languages so I'm not about to knock your English skills.
Keep being nice and remember to be respectful and think of the woman's pleasure as well as your own. That might help you get more success."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll learn that the forums aren't the place for that kind of question really fella....your very blunt and come across a bit crude, and honestly, most people don't want to be talked to that way, despite being big lovers of sex, ladies in here are no less ladies than anyone anyplace else so please, be respectful
I'm really sorry loads of people needlessly gave you shit about your language though, some mean folk about...I'll bet your English is better than most of our second languages...I can barely write greek so good on you for how good you are...your easily understood, sometimes people just want to find a fault and rip folk to pices.
Like your tatts btw "
thanks mate and really apreciat what you saying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg.
Ha ha ha well thanks
Don't thank me, just get over there immediately! She said she's only waiting 10 minutes, then she's going to bed.
Chop, chop!
Ok I will try to set now lol
Good man."
Ego, I waited for ten minutes blindfolded like you asked and nothing! Gutted. Naughty naughty Mrs Fox
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg.
Ha ha ha well thanks
Don't thank me, just get over there immediately! She said she's only waiting 10 minutes, then she's going to bed.
Chop, chop!
Ok I will try to set now lol
Good man.
Ego, I waited for ten minutes blindfolded like you asked and nothing! Gutted. Naughty naughty Mrs Fox
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Hey baby, I tried my best to persuade the man. I guess he just respected you too much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll learn that the forums aren't the place for that kind of question really fella....your very blunt and come across a bit crude, and honestly, most people don't want to be talked to that way, despite being big lovers of sex, ladies in here are no less ladies than anyone anyplace else so please, be respectful
I'm really sorry loads of people needlessly gave you shit about your language though, some mean folk about...I'll bet your English is better than most of our second languages...I can barely write greek so good on you for how good you are...your easily understood, sometimes people just want to find a fault and rip folk to pices.
Like your tatts btw thanks mate and really apreciat what you saying. "
No problem
Go have a read through some of the other forums for a while and see what kind of things people chat about, maybe join in some of them and you can make friends on here eventually....
I just think you came in a bit strong is all...think of it more like a chat room with lots of flirting and not really a place to advertise for a blow job lol
Best of luck!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg.
Ha ha ha well thanks
Don't thank me, just get over there immediately! She said she's only waiting 10 minutes, then she's going to bed.
Chop, chop!
Ok I will try to set now lol
Good man.
Ego, I waited for ten minutes blindfolded like you asked and nothing! Gutted. Naughty naughty Mrs Fox
Hey baby, I tried my best to persuade the man. I guess he just respected you too much. "
I'll just wait for you to turn up in anticipation. Meet me in that field near the silo. Mwahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg.
Ha ha ha well thanks
Don't thank me, just get over there immediately! She said she's only waiting 10 minutes, then she's going to bed.
Chop, chop!
Ok I will try to set now lol
Good man.
Ego, I waited for ten minutes blindfolded like you asked and nothing! Gutted. Naughty naughty Mrs Fox
Hey baby, I tried my best to persuade the man. I guess he just respected you too much.
I'll just wait for you to turn up in anticipation. Meet me in that field near the silo. Mwahahahaha "
Cheeky bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, this fit bird just told me she is wet for you and wants to suck you off to the hinge end. She said she wants to strip down to your underwear, go to the house seven doors down the left of you, knock and await her instructions.
Enjoy, you lucky dawg.
Ha ha ha well thanks
Don't thank me, just get over there immediately! She said she's only waiting 10 minutes, then she's going to bed.
Chop, chop!
Ok I will try to set now lol
Good man.
Ego, I waited for ten minutes blindfolded like you asked and nothing! Gutted. Naughty naughty Mrs Fox
Hey baby, I tried my best to persuade the man. I guess he just respected you too much.
I'll just wait for you to turn up in anticipation. Meet me in that field near the silo. Mwahahahaha
Cheeky bitch "
I learnt from the best!! |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts |
"You'll learn that the forums aren't the place for that kind of question really fella....your very blunt and come across a bit crude, and honestly, most people don't want to be talked to that way, despite being big lovers of sex, ladies in here are no less ladies than anyone anyplace else so please, be respectful
I'm really sorry loads of people needlessly gave you shit about your language though, some mean folk about...I'll bet your English is better than most of our second languages...I can barely write greek so good on you for how good you are...your easily understood, sometimes people just want to find a fault and rip folk to pices.
Like your tatts btw thanks mate and really apreciat what you saying.
No problem
Go have a read through some of the other forums for a while and see what kind of things people chat about, maybe join in some of them and you can make friends on here eventually....
I just think you came in a bit strong is all...think of it more like a chat room with lots of flirting and not really a place to advertise for a blow job lol
Best of luck!
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Nicely put. Also wanted to add that the implants will freak out most people. And as for stimulating a woman i doubt it would make much difference. Sorry |
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"Riorio - is English not your first language?
No it my 3 language
You're doing pretty well - I can't speak ANY other languages so I'm not about to knock your English skills.
Keep being nice and remember to be respectful and think of the woman's pleasure as well as your own. That might help you get more success."
This ^^^ probably left a few people thinking shit I only have one language |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"You'll learn that the forums aren't the place for that kind of question really fella....your very blunt and come across a bit crude, and honestly, most people don't want to be talked to that way, despite being big lovers of sex, ladies in here are no less ladies than anyone anyplace else so please, be respectful
I'm really sorry loads of people needlessly gave you shit about your language though, some mean folk about...I'll bet your English is better than most of our second languages...I can barely write greek so good on you for how good you are...your easily understood, sometimes people just want to find a fault and rip folk to pices.
Like your tatts btw thanks mate and really apreciat what you saying.
No problem
Go have a read through some of the other forums for a while and see what kind of things people chat about, maybe join in some of them and you can make friends on here eventually....
I just think you came in a bit strong is all...think of it more like a chat room with lots of flirting and not really a place to advertise for a blow job lol
Best of luck!
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I agree with all this.
I find it slightly odd that someone who only a week ago was complaining they can't get a meet - which would be for mutual fun (one hopes), would now suddenly expect that a total stranger would want to service him for the sheer joy of getting him off.
OP, it's generally necessary to establish a bit of a rapport with someone before they'll want to meet you. You may see this as a sex site, (although some would disagree), but very few women are interested in sex with any total stranger that asks. That's even more true when that stranger seems completely focused on what they want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@OP ~ these kind of opening posts don't work out very well but If you carry on posting in the forums you'll see that.
The usual suspects will be rude about anything & everything ~ ignore.
@Christos, well said
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"@OP ~ these kind of opening posts don't work out very well but If you carry on posting in the forums you'll see that.
The usual suspects will be rude about anything & everything ~ ignore.
@Christos, well said
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Ok that's a good point! Next time I will try different ways.. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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Ive removed posts. People might not like the subject of the thread but at least the OP has the good grace not to be rude to people, which is more than can be said for some....
And can you please leave the profile feedback for people that specifically ask for it in their post. Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you were closer, I'd allow my OH to do you, while she was blindfold, based on your profile.
However this thread would make me think twice and probably move on."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you were closer, I'd allow my OH to do you, while she was blindfold, based on your profile.
However this thread would make me think twice and probably move on."
Thanks but what you mean by moving on ? |
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