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Have to ask this...
Have you guys ever got a hard on at the most inoportune moments or times??
When you just say " oh no not now
please" and even when try to think of something else it just WON'T go down..... |
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over a year ago
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"Have to ask this...
Have you guys ever got a hard on at the most inoportune moments or times??
When you just say " oh no not now
please" and even when try to think of something else it just WON'T go down....."
Manage to control mine a bit better now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember once in my old job is get one while sitting at the desk, the. I'd be ask to go do something etc..... It's that awkward movement when you have to stealthily move without no one noticing!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when the doctor shoved his finger up my bum to check prostate - not the best time for a hard on the size of Florida "
I'm sorry this really made me laugh out loud big time
Thank you so much after tonight on here I needed that  |
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I remember when I was about 14 being on holiday and laying on my sunbed. My parents were talking to the couple next to us.
The woman was French, gorgeous and topless! I had a proper stonker going on...throbbing and everything!
I though I'd just lay there and hope it went away. Then my Dad turned to me and said...
"You do French at school, talk to her"
She turned towards me, her tits flapping about and all I could do was burst out laughing, shoot of my sun bed, run to the deep end with pinnochios nose sticking out, and jump in to cool off!
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"I remember when I was about 14 being on holiday and laying on my sunbed. My parents were talking to the couple next to us.
The woman was French, gorgeous and topless! I had a proper stonker going on...throbbing and everything!
I though I'd just lay there and hope it went away. Then my Dad turned to me and said...
"You do French at school, talk to her"
She turned towards me, her tits flapping about and all I could do was burst out laughing, shoot of my sun bed, run to the deep end with pinnochios nose sticking out, and jump in to cool off!
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So funny  |
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Many years ago I had one, at eye level of a rather lovely female customer, she had just sat back up in the passenger seat if her car after flashing me her knickers as she lent over to reach something.
I was quite proud |
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Aged 17...lined up at school to shake hands with HRH Princess Anne ..... got a stiffy....tight trousers....she did the line with a smile as expected. ...I just brazened it out. Would have burst if anyone had said "Please stand for the National Anthem" !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my friends on here sent me a rather delicious message that I probably should have waited to read rather than sneak a glimpse at in the boardroom.
Whilst in a meeting.....
She knows who she is...  |
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"I've gone rock hard in my gym in shorts and it would not go down. Was a bit disturbing as there were no women about "
This is annoying I wear cotton joggers to the gym it happens a lot regardless of who's there even with 2or 3 wanks a day , cured it by wearing tight Calvin s to the gym |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I once, and only once, took viagra.
This was late afternoon on a Friday.
Nothing happened, not even a twitch. . Nothing Saturday or Sunday. . . Monday morning, whilst doing deliverys to kitchens and hotels it took effect.
Had a hard on for 2days, believe me it gets uncomfortable after 1day . . . Never again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my mrs sister was sitting on my knee in the car , I was so embarrassed aswell lol ????????she even messaged me after laughing and joking about it lol |
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"Aged 17...lined up at school to shake hands with HRH Princess Anne ..... got a stiffy....tight trousers....she did the line with a smile as expected. ...I just brazened it out. Would have burst if anyone had said "Please stand for the National Anthem" !!!!!"
ha ha ha Brilliant!!! think someone may have a supressed horse fetish there.. |
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"When my mrs sister was sitting on my knee in the car , I was so embarrassed aswell lol ????????she even messaged me after laughing and joking about it lol"
ha ha thats so wrong. !!
Like your hinesty though... |
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
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I've had a couple of MRIs where I've been right inside the scanner. I'm not claustrophobic but don't particularly enjoy the experience. I used to think about fun times with my ex girlfriend as a distraction which used to the lead to an inevitable hard on. I had to make sure things had calmed down before they slid me out of the scanner as I didn't want to get it caught on machine. |
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Oh oh oh, remember off course not me.
I used to be a TA reservist, remember whilst in barracks in gym session under test conditions.
A poor private getting a right dressing down, beasting frim a PT instructor....
Of which he was showing a mighty hard in through the very fetching navy blue skimpy issue shorts.
Much to amusement of rest of privates, it was,nt lost on Pt instuctor either.
See this prodution from shorts made poor recruit blush even more by saying " is there something wring with yiu prvt _______ , do constantky yern for my attention do you?? I, m beginning to think you fancy me pvt..!!"
Poor guy..... needless to say he was mercilessly ribbed for that throughout the fortnight exercise....
But he took it in good nature... and gained ultimate respect from us.
Funny though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once had a hard on at a job interview was texting my fb most of morning filthy texts and pics I was down to a semi when the interviewer called me in she was fucking stunning I had a slim fit suit ooooops |
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