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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thats the worst offer yet.
Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"
Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.
Block and delete.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats the worst offer yet.
Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"
Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.
Block and delete.
Whats the weridest youve been asked? "
Lmfao!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooh I like a nibble of the ear love and heavy breathing in my ear.. It's not the sickest thing though  the sickest thing Iv ever had requested is too shit on someone!!  |
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"Thats the worst offer yet.
Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"
Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.
Block and delete.
Whats the weridest youve been asked? "
You said EAR hole right? 
Someone asked if they can bite me and drink my blood like a vampire while we fucked.
So umm yeah... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Might have had an ear fetish?
Have noticed loads of guys love having their ear lobes kissed and licked, sucked a little so this wouldn't surprise me. I hate anything going near my ears though, sends a horrible chill through my body so i wouldn't want anyone doing it to me.
Don't wanna disclose the wridest stuff i've heard coz i like some of it,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most guys I've met LOVE having their ears licked, sucked and even a tongue in their ear so it's a lot more common than perhaps you think. However, guys always try and do it to me and I hate it! It's like having a really noisy dog try and eat food out of your ear!!! |
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I havent had any odd requests but I cant see ear wax tasting decent regardless of who's it is.
Compare it with farts.
You fart a fart and to you (the farter) its not the end of the world is it? Infact, strangely its quite nice.
Now do the same with ear wax, put your little finger in and sample that little bit of wax, ergghhhh, its probably the same as the other persons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines "
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose |
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"Don't spose you would like a wet finger in ya ear as it's being shaken about with the cry of 'wet willy!!' either then?!  just a thought lol ...."
Thats a great game.
another one is in the summer when your out n about sat still, touch the other half just insdie the ear with the end of a piece of grass, they flap and run around thinking its a bee attack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats the worst offer yet.
Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"
Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.
Block and delete.
Whats the weridest youve been asked? "
I wouldnt like it myself but there are weirder things that I wouldnt let be done to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose "
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant. |
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"Don't spose you would like a wet finger in ya ear as it's being shaken about with the cry of 'wet willy!!' either then?! just a thought lol ....
Thats a great game.
another one is in the summer when your out n about sat still, touch the other half just insdie the ear with the end of a piece of grass, they flap and run around thinking its a bee attack "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thats the worst offer yet.
Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"
Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.
Block and delete.
Whats the weridest youve been asked? "
Maybe he meant to say arsehole and it auto corrected??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You guys cracked me up.
The porno one and the dog. Pmsl.
Each to there own as you say but i wouldnt eat a candle.
It sends shivers down my neck at the thought of it.
I might buy a wee carrott and have a trial run.....lol
(just kidding no chance!) |
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant. "
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake"
Aw. I think that's kind of sweet to be fair. Mums will do anything they can to stop their kids suffering. |
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake
Aw. I think that's kind of sweet to be fair. Mums will do anything they can to stop their kids suffering. "
Same with us Dads but I wouldnt do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake
Aw. I think that's kind of sweet to be fair. Mums will do anything they can to stop their kids suffering.
Same with us Dads but I wouldnt do that"
They came out of our kooch (or in my case close to that area). Think after that nothing is seen as disgusting. |
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"Thats the worst offer yet.
Was just arranging a bi meet for me and after all the messages i was asked "can he lick my earhole?"
Thats the sickest thing ive heard of.
Block and delete.
Whats the weridest youve been asked? "
Love it personally...ears are a major erogenous zone for me xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake"
Omfg i just threw up!!!! |
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake
Omfg i just threw up!!!! "
Got a dog? They'll clean it up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake
Omfg i just threw up!!!!
Got a dog? They'll clean it up"
Lmao i remember when my youngest was potty training she shat on the floor and when i went to pick it up it has disappeared..... Turns out the dog had ate it!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake
Omfg i just threw up!!!!
Got a dog? They'll clean it up
Lmao i remember when my youngest was potty training she shat on the floor and when i went to pick it up it has disappeared..... Turns out the dog had ate it!!!! "
Had*
Sorry to anyone who has just eaten their lunch lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake
Omfg i just threw up!!!!
Got a dog? They'll clean it up
Lmao i remember when my youngest was potty training she shat on the floor and when i went to pick it up it has disappeared..... Turns out the dog had ate it!!!!
Had*
Sorry to anyone who has just eaten their lunch lol"
Now that's funny!!!!!!  |
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"Christ, I see someone I'm attracted to and I want to know what every single inch of them tastes like.
I want to get my tongue so far down their ear I can taste their lower intestines
Do you check they are clean first
To me sticking my tongue down someone's ear is on par with sticking it up their nose
I've accidently put my tongue up someones nose, it wasn't unpleasant.
I saw a link recently that took you to a forum on mumsnet or similar.
A Mum had written a handy tip, when her baby had a snotty blocked nose she would suck the snot out.
For Fuck Sake
Omfg i just threw up!!!!
Got a dog? They'll clean it up
Lmao i remember when my youngest was potty training she shat on the floor and when i went to pick it up it has disappeared..... Turns out the dog had ate it!!!! "
Id come home smashed one night, tried spewing from the bathroom door, 8ft away into the toilet, I just painted the carpet thats all.
Woke up knowing what was ahead of me, eventually I get up, its all gone.
I dont believe in Fairies, I know what happened and Ive never ever been to Police Academy |
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"Last year my boy had an ingrowing toenail and alot of infection in it. He wouldnt let me pin it to release the gunk.... so i sucked on his toe hard and sucked it out. Job done "
Cor dear! Haha
That's hardcore lol |
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over a year ago
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"Last year my boy had an ingrowing toenail and alot of infection in it. He wouldnt let me pin it to release the gunk.... so i sucked on his toe hard and sucked it out. Job done
Cor dear! Haha
That's hardcore lol"
Lol maybe. But if i can rim an arse i can suck my lads manky toe  |
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I wouldn't delete someone just because they queried a non-standard but healthy for me interest.
I did have someone suggest ear tongue invasion, but it doesn't interest me, so declined.
I've had a whole gamut of unusual, personally revolting proposals as well as things that have spurred my amazement. |
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"Last year my boy had an ingrowing toenail and alot of infection in it. He wouldnt let me pin it to release the gunk.... so i sucked on his toe hard and sucked it out. Job done "
You have my respect for your devotion to duty, but am unsure whether there was a sexual element. I won't ask, as some find it a little off-putting : the visualisation did unsettle me for a moment, but am level headed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was looking forward to the meet until that was said.
Then it just made me feel uncomforanle they he may try that shit on.
So i deleted him. Thats not bad is it?
What if i said to him ok come round but none of that ear hole tongue poking stuff!.
It would of just made me feel uneasy.
That me being picky? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was looking forward to the meet until that was said.
Then it just made me feel uncomforanle they he may try that shit on.
So i deleted him. Thats not bad is it?
What if i said to him ok come round but none of that ear hole tongue poking stuff!.
It would of just made me feel uneasy.
That me being picky? Xx"
You should have said you don't like it, if they got all pissy about it then block.
I know a sub guy, was well into anal but he met a woman who liked to lick the shit off the dildo after it had been up him, said he loved the meet apart from that, i told him tell her that then, so he did and she said she wouldn't do it again if he wasn't into it.
Might as well tell that story in here. |
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