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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It always been piss flaps in our house. Maybe beef curtains if we want to be shocking.
I had a mate that used to eat seafood in the pub when the guy came round selling it. He used to ask for a portion of "piss flaps in vinegar". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a mate that used to eat seafood in the pub when the guy came round selling it. He used to ask for a portion of "piss flaps in vinegar". "
oh jeeez! Hahahahah  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Flower petals! Only nice names for my body parts thank-you  "
I'm with you....has anyone got any nice names for our lady bits? A bloke would get a good slap if he referred to mine as my 'axe wound'!!  |
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Can remember being 8-10 years old visiting relatives in Newcastle.
We were all sitting at the dining table having just had a meal and I was tucking into a jar of pickled mussels which I'm quite partial to.
Think I must've asked why some of the mussels had what looked to me like hair on them.
Upon which my great uncle picked out one of said 'hairy' mussels and proceeded to explain in great detail that they were actually "wimmins fannys wor lad" and how woman evolved by sprouting legs,arms,body n head from said hairy mussels!
Can still remember the look of horror on all my female relatives faces as he was telling this 'history (or should that be herstory lol)of the evolution of womankind!'
No wonder I'm fucked in the head!  |
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"Flower petals! Only nice names for my body parts thank-you
I'm with you....has anyone got any nice names for our lady bits? A bloke would get a good slap if he referred to mine as my 'axe wound'!! "
Fairy or lady garden  |
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I tend to use beef curtains the most, but thunderflaps just make me have a childish giggle 
not heard that one before
