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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Leave a false veri (on this thread not on their profile obviously) for the poster above. For example, the house was filthier than the wife. Its all banter and for a only for a laugh. Lets see who can come up with the funniest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met this guy in a hotel as arranged to perform oral on his girlfriend while he watched. Nice guy and everything but can't say I was too impressed when said girlfriend whipped her cock out  |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
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When a meet starts with the words "I can't stay long, the taxi's on the meter and my kid's in the back" you know it'll be a good one. Lori was as good as her word and didn't stay long. A suck, a fondle and a quick grope before riding me quickly to completion.
10/10 would bang again and next time I'll have PROPER condoms so no need to use a sandwich bag . Oops, my bad! |
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When he says he is looking for 'genuine' ladies on his profile, I hadn't prepared myself for why! It was only when I saw the vast array of blow up dolls sat occupying all the seating space in his house, that I realised why being a 'genuine' woman is so important to him! Poor guy! It had been a long time since he had experienced one!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turned up late, half cut and smelling of a heady boquet of fags, sweat and John Smith's. Proceeded to whip out his cock, couldn't find it as his pubes were like the wild man of Borneo.. came in his pants, gave up and left. Yea, don't pass him by. Treat him with respect. The real deal. Genuine  |
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A real stunner, until I wrestled the taser from his grasp. A gleaming smile once he located his teeth, long flowing hair coming from his nostrils which gaped like freshly dug badger holes. Oh yes girls this guys not to be missed he has a cock like a dislocated little finger and the stamina of an asthmatic sloth. His waterfront apartment is on the 9th floor of Winnie Mandela house! |
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"A real stunner, until I wrestled the taser from his grasp. A gleaming smile once he located his teeth, long flowing hair coming from his nostrils which gaped like freshly dug badger holes. Oh yes girls this guys not to be missed he has a cock like a dislocated little finger and the stamina of an asthmatic sloth. His waterfront apartment is on the 9th floor of Winnie Mandela house!"
Ha ha ha!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A real stunner, until I wrestled the taser from his grasp. A gleaming smile once he located his teeth, long flowing hair coming from his nostrils which gaped like freshly dug badger holes. Oh yes girls this guys not to be missed he has a cock like a dislocated little finger and the stamina of an asthmatic sloth. His waterfront apartment is on the 9th floor of Winnie Mandela house!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He agreed to pegging as part of our meet. I didn't have the heart to tell the poor sod that he maybe didn't quite understand what I meant. He had such a big smile on his face when he greeted me at the door with a huge basket of laundry and a brand new packet of wooden pegs. Still he made me a nice cuppa whilst we watched the contents of his wardrobe blowing on the line. |
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At least his throat was big enough...
