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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
I enjoy my "looked at me" page - I know it's only the people who haven't ticked the privacy button, and it's just a bit of fun, but it entertains me in the quiet times as I try and guess where someone has come from. Was it a verification I left for someone on their hotlist or friends list? Maybe it was a club review? A post on here, seeing me in a chat room, etc...Could even be a recommendation (Don't laugh, it could...).
Anyway, it's mostly just an excuse to perve other profiles, but I did make myself a rule that if anyone I didn't know showed 3 times in the top 100, I'd make some sort of contact, on the grounds that they're either lost or interested. I've now done that 3 times - 1 wink was ignored, I've met the other two.
Today, I've noticed that a profile on here has been "de-cloaked", revealing 13 separate views in the last 3 weeks. Wha-hey!!!!! 
No.
It's very clearly not welcoming to single men, so can't message - and the text warns off winks too.
So nothing will happen and we move on, but I'll never know whether it was the lady or the bloke craving my company....maybe they're hoping I'll end up in a couple profile and check every day just in case! Or maybe they sit there saying to each other "look at that! I can't believe xxxxx bet him!!!"
On the off chance you recognise yourselves from the above...
*waves* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a gent who had been looking at me for a while, and eventually plucked up the courage to contact me when I became single and started to look for single gents again.
Still not got round to meeting him yet though. However, I live in hope! |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"I just fancy you, okay?
Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!"
Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear.... |
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"I just fancy you, okay?
Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!
Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear...."
A DATE?????!!!
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I just fancy you, okay?
Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!
Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....
A DATE?????!!!
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There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits.... |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Don't you peeps work???!!!
I am on holiday! "
Week off work. I was supposed to seeing Muse tonight, but it turns out they've moved the date to next week. And reprinted all the tickets. And retrospectively edited all the original announcements.
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"I just click on people from the forums at random, doesn't mean anything. Mostly just being noisy."
Absolutely, and in the case of forum people, that's exactly how I'd treat it.
And I thought you were quiet about it... |
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"I just fancy you, okay?
Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!
Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....
A DATE?????!!!
There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits...."
Ginger nuts? |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
I regularly look at mine.
I like to count how many silhouettes I can get in a row.
I would have had a personal best of 14 the other night but some bugger with an avatar pic popped up and ruined it for me...  |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Can’t see your profile now anyway!
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This indicates that I don't match your requirements in some way and am thus preventing myself from contacting you. No offence is intended or should be inferred.
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I just fancy you, okay?
Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!
Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....
A DATE?????!!!
There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....
Ginger nuts?"
Yes, schnookums?
(Didn't we agree it's a bit early for pet names?) |
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"Can’t see your profile now anyway!
This indicates that I don't match your requirements in some way and am thus preventing myself from contacting you. No offence is intended or should be inferred.
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And anyway, he's MINE! |
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"I just fancy you, okay?
Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!
Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....
A DATE?????!!!
There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....
Ginger nuts?
Yes, schnookums?
(Didn't we agree it's a bit early for pet names?)"
I was thinking a nice cuppa, a chat and see where it goes.
But apparently we're getting PETS?! |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I just fancy you, okay?
Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!
Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....
A DATE?????!!!
There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....
Ginger nuts?
Yes, schnookums?
(Didn't we agree it's a bit early for pet names?)
I was thinking a nice cuppa, a chat and see where it goes.
But apparently we're getting PETS?! "
We certainly are. Whichever one you're most allergic to.... |
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"I just fancy you, okay?
Wasnt going to make a big deal out of it or anything, but you HAD to blab it all over the site. Pffft!
Pull your jeans up and make me a cup of tea, there's a dear....
A DATE?????!!!
There'll not be a second one if you forget the biscuits....
Ginger nuts?
Yes, schnookums?
(Didn't we agree it's a bit early for pet names?)
I was thinking a nice cuppa, a chat and see where it goes.
But apparently we're getting PETS?!
We certainly are. Whichever one you're most allergic to.... "
No allergies i know of so far.
And i've shagged more than a few dogs... |
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Remember the old car stickers at the top of the windscreen in the form of :
"Boris ............Doris"?
Well, i have just arranged for a local glazier to etch "Looked at Me" on my bedroom mirror. With a roll of gaffer tape to patch up the inevitabe.
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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago
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"Can’t see your profile now anyway!
I was curious what the reason was, so unblocked you.
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Your towel is very smart, nice crease down each leg. 
Thanks for the view of your profile, it was quite witty, you don’t always come across that way on the posts.
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Thank you Sharp and Sensual for almost making me need a new lappy 
Shona
x x x "
We'd take a bow together, but I've sent him out to buy tampons.
Obviously I have no need of such things, but I like the idea of him being pitied at the till in ASDA... |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"caught you sharp 
I'm sorry that the reciprocal experience will only have half as many tits....
why have you only got one nipple  "
There are two tits on your profile (spectacularly spherical ones).
And one on mine (a spectacularly self-deprecating one). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you Sharp and Sensual for almost making me need a new lappy
Shona
x x x
We'd take a bow together, but I've sent him out to buy tampons.
Obviously I have no need of such things, but I like the idea of him being pitied at the till in ASDA..."
3 hours and he still isnt back where did you send him Sharp?? Or is he under orders to buy the entire stock of the Asda stores??
Shona
x x x |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"3 hours and he still isnt back where did you send him Sharp?? Or is he under orders to buy the entire stock of the Asda stores??
Shona
x x x "
Might the fact that I've changed th elocks have an effect?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I regularly look at mine.
I like to count how many silhouettes I can get in a row.
I would have had a personal best of 14 the other night but some bugger with an avatar pic popped up and ruined it for me... "
Same here...my best is eleven |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I regularly look at mine.
I like to count how many silhouettes I can get in a row.
I would have had a personal best of 14 the other night but some bugger with an avatar pic popped up and ruined it for me...
Same here...my best is eleven "
i only had four |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I regularly look at mine.
I like to count how many silhouettes I can get in a row.
I would have had a personal best of 14 the other night but some bugger with an avatar pic popped up and ruined it for me...
Same here...my best is eleven i only had four "
Im more than happy to share.... |
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I very often look at a lot profiles of people who have posted. A rare few with the intention of a possible meet, the vast majority just out of curiousity, including blokes. Don't really know why, i just do.
There's far better ways to perve. |
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we get amused when we see on occasions say 2 or 3 profiles in close succession looking at our profile a few times, whether they be guys/girls/couples but say 8 out of the last 10 viewings have been from only the said 2 or 3 profiles
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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" There's far better ways to perve. "
Gallery of recent pics?
Always good for perving, would be even better if men didn't mis-tag stuff (you getting a blow job does not count as FF action, chaps!) |
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