I once knew a guy from Bristol,
Some say he had a small pistol
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I once knew a sissy from France,
In his dresses and heels he would prance
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I once knew a lad from Brazil,
The only way he could get it up was pill
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I once met a fit lass from Kent,
I tried it, but sadly she was bent
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"I was hoping to see more posts on this thread. Quite tempted to fill it just to amuse myself if nobody else. Come on all you budding poets.  "
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Not sure if its the same woman but
There was a young woman for neath
Who nibbled foreskin with her teeth
It was not the spunk that got her d*unk
It was the puss from the scabs underneath!
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There once was a man from gosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His wife said jack
If you don't put them back
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I once knew a guy from London
who liked to be left in a dungeon 
