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I recently overheard some lads discussing the merits of danger wanking. . Apparently this involves going to a distant room. . . Then shouting for a partner (or in one case his mum!) to come and help you with something . . Then frantically beating one out before they get there and you get caught! I thought this was brilliant and very funny. Now im wondering what others have done in the realms of sex when you could be caught in the act. . . .but got away with it? |
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Lost viginity to one girl week older than me, next day got caught sleeping with her 3 year older sister by her older brother and had to jump out the 1st floor window holding onto my boxers. Then got seen by the girl I lost it with round the corner from her house and had to call my uncle to pick me up from st.alburns back to london in just my batman boxers -_-
Looking back is hilarious situation but was absolutely bricking it at the time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" next day got caught sleeping with her 3 year older sister
Phew!!!!!
For a minute I thought I'd misread part of your post!!!!    "
Ditto!! Must wear specs when reading on phone |
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" next day got caught sleeping with her 3 year older sister
Phew!!!!!
For a minute I thought I'd misread part of your post!!!! "
Ditto!!
Thank heavens for the 'er' - saved me from sp[itting coffee all over my screen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I recently overheard some lads discussing the merits of danger wanking. . Apparently this involves going to a distant room. . . Then shouting for a partner (or in one case his mum!) to come and help you with something . . Then frantically beating one out before they get there and you get caught! I thought this was brilliant and very funny. Now im wondering what others have done in the realms of sex when you could be caught in the act. . . .but got away with it?"
Someone should tell them that women won't thank them for having programmed their bodies to cum quickly. They should be practicing self control and staying hard for extended periods.
Young people today...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I recently overheard some lads discussing the merits of danger wanking. . Apparently this involves going to a distant room. . . Then shouting for a partner (or in one case his mum!) to come and help you with something . . Then frantically beating one out before they get there and you get caught! I thought this was brilliant and very funny. Now im wondering what others have done in the realms of sex when you could be caught in the act. . . .but got away with it?
Someone should tell them that women won't thank them for having programmed their bodies to cum quickly. They should be practicing self control and staying hard for extended periods.
Young people today......"
You mean you are scared to try it ... incase you manage it????  |
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i once was feeling very horny and thought fuck it i will have a wank theres no one about i wont get caught just as i was about to cum i nearly shit myself when i heard TICKETS PLEASE fucking conductors lol |
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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago
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There was a guy at my school once who legend had it, got his old man trapped in the zipper of his jeans, after his mum came back early whilst he was having a wank, and he zipped up in haste. I think you can guess the rest! He certainly walked like John Wayne for a while! |
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