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How to scare off a meet (humourous)
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over a year ago
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When you arrive just let yourself in but don't take any notice to the rolled up carpet in the corner, it was my last meet things just got a little out of hand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I said that my cock is just itching to meet you. ...I actually meant that it's just itching. "
What? That old thing? Weeeeeell it may LOOK like a wedding dress, and it may have 'Brides are Us' on the label - but I only bought it because it was 70% off in the January sales!
Shall I try it on for you??
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I'm glad you are coming. I have a condom stuck inside me from my last meet. You can help me fish it out. I was going to change the sheets too but might as well wait till we've finished seems I'm on my period. I was only changing them because you are coming anyway but they were only done a couple of months back so not much point really. Can't wait to see you, hurry up. P.s. can you pick multipack of walkers up for the kids packed lunches on your way. |
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"I'm glad you are coming. I have a condom stuck inside me from my last meet. You can help me fish it out. I was going to change the sheets too but might as well wait till we've finished seems I'm on my period. I was only changing them because you are coming anyway but they were only done a couple of months back so not much point really. Can't wait to see you, hurry up. P.s. can you pick multipack of walkers up for the kids packed lunches on your way. "
Packed lunches bit made me laugh big time :L |
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"I'm glad you are coming. I have a condom stuck inside me from my last meet. You can help me fish it out. I was going to change the sheets too but might as well wait till we've finished seems I'm on my period. I was only changing them because you are coming anyway but they were only done a couple of months back so not much point really. Can't wait to see you, hurry up. P.s. can you pick multipack of walkers up for the kids packed lunches on your way. "
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"I'm glad you are coming. I have a condom stuck inside me from my last meet. You can help me fish it out. I was going to change the sheets too but might as well wait till we've finished seems I'm on my period. I was only changing them because you are coming anyway but they were only done a couple of months back so not much point really. Can't wait to see you, hurry up. P.s. can you pick multipack of walkers up for the kids packed lunches on your way.
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Hahaha.. Awesome x |
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