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And who said romance is dead.

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By *orty-couple OP Couple over a year ago

Leyland

Just had this message....

"I want to tongue punch your fart box."

Must admit I did laugh though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obviously a charmer! Bet you couldn't wait to mail back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh how I wish I'd thought of that line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm considering that kind of approach.

Hi, I'm Frodo. Fancy having your ring destroyed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well? Are you gonna take me up on my offer or not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's on a par with 'cock snot up yer fart pipe'

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By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

"I'm considering that kind of approach.

Hi, I'm Frodo. Fancy having your ring destroyed?"

That'd probably work for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my days I'm in tears laughing at the office now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's on a par with 'cock snot up yer fart pipe'

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Seems this charmer is just messaging loads of people... seen a few of this now.

Love the frodo one... hahhaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my days I'm in tears laughing at the office now!

If you think that's bad....Google "vajankle"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had this message....

"I want to tongue punch your fart box."

Must admit I did laugh though. "

I think he (OK that's a presumption) has tried to cram in as many filthy phrases into one single sentence there.

I think we ought to start a competition.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I'm gutted that this guy still hasn't replied to me! Doing it for a reaction then not replying when he gets one, what's the point??

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

Shakespeare isn't dead then....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my days I'm in tears laughing at the office now!

If you think that's bad....Google "vajankle""

Oh I did that yesterday! I know there's a foot fetish market out there but that just looks like an amputation to stick ur willy in!!!!

I'm in need of a giggle, this office is sooooooo boring!

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