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over a year ago
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Glad it's not just me....
I like to cover mine with toothpaste then stick it in the Mrs mouth whilst she's still asleep
She gets her teeth brushed
I get a blowjob
No morning breath
3 birds with 1 stone  |
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Yes I have done it once and let me tell you ,you'd want to have a basin of water at the ready ,it fucking is one of the most painful things I 've ever done to myself.
It's great to put on your feet for a while though,it's very soothing.
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Let me tell you a secret when I was 13 I used to have spots on my face , my father is a doctor and said he was reading about a man in Sweden who used it on spots so he said I should give it a try , I tried it 2 times a day and carried on using it till I was about 18 and it worked wonders for me , get a wet sponge and put a little blob on it and gently massage it into your face leave it for 5 minutes then wash off with clean warm water  |
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"Have any blokes ever put toothpaste on their knob and had a wank , ? "
You can also rub a tiny bit of toothpaste on a womans clit. It gives a great tingly sensation.
Please note I said rub a TINY bit on the clit lol. Too much toothpaste on the clit becomes a bit unbearable. |
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"Glad it's not just me....
I like to cover mine with toothpaste then stick it in the Mrs mouth whilst she's still asleep
She gets her teeth brushed
I get a blowjob
No morning breath
3 birds with 1 stone "
Haha! Love it!  |
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One of the only lubricants available back in the dark days was ky ..it was expensive (we used vaseline instead)& came in a tube,so in the dark it was easy to pick the wrong tube!!.
Can anybody remember dippity doo? I used that once or twice
What is the strangest thing you have used as a lubricant?? Ax |
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"One of the only lubricants available back in the dark days was ky ..it was expensive (we used vaseline instead)& came in a tube,so in the dark it was easy to pick the wrong tube!!.
Can anybody remember dippity doo? I used that once or twice
What is the strangest thing you have used as a lubricant?? Ax"
Ive used shower gel while in the bath lol..nice |
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"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell 
That's got to sting surely."
How about a mouthwash blow job??  |
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"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell
That's got to sting surely.
How about a mouthwash blow job?? "
Nah, I might swallow by accident  |
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"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell
That's got to sting surely.
How about a mouthwash blow job??
Nah, I might swallow by accident "
I doubt it you're always clear about what goes where lol  |
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"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell
That's got to sting surely.
How about a mouthwash blow job??
Nah, I might swallow by accident
I doubt it you're always clear about what goes where lol "
True, but you know what happens when I get carried away  |
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"Toothpaste never but give your cock a quick clean with a bit of mouthwash makes it all tingly and the lady can't complain about the smell
That's got to sting surely.
How about a mouthwash blow job??
Nah, I might swallow by accident
I doubt it you're always clear about what goes where lol
True, but you know what happens when I get carried away "
Perhaps I need reminding |
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"Eat a little toothpaste and give a bj. Ive been told its an interesting feeling for the recipient"
Same goes for eating an XXX extra strong mint and then giving a bj
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"put ice cubes up her fanny for 5 mins then put toothpaste on your cock and fuck her WOW its amazing"
I'm sure there must be easier ways to make cool mints! |
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"put ice cubes up her fanny for 5 mins then put toothpaste on your cock and fuck her WOW its amazing
I'm sure there must be easier ways to make cool mints! "
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