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over a year ago
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We have some swinging friends down wiltshire.. He's a canny Scot and quite blunt at best.. Well they were telling us a story about how a couple came over to the farm they live in and got down to business.. All was lovely untill as he put it.. 'she started knashin on ma cock' He explained this woman litterally chewed on his manhood.. and drew blood... Now me being me nearly wet myself laughing when he told me.. Maybe the way he said it.. or the thought he got his nadger chewed but made me laugh anyway...
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The funniest thing that ever happened to me was quite a few years ago. I had been out locally and was extremely d*unk and pulled some lad, he was d*unk (i think). Anyway where shagging away in the middle of the bed, next thing i woke up on the floor with him stood over me asking if i was ok.
Somehow i had slipped across the bed, banged my head on the bedside cupboard and the television had fell of and knocked me out. |
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One of us managed to break our nose with our own knee during sex.
WEIRDEST thing we heard of was friends who had a date with a cpl, when they got to a club the other cpl saw their parents there and.......
UN-HUN.
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Once many years ago, I was with this woman and doing her from behind on her front room floor, little did I know that her young collie dog had come in the room and started doing me from behind just on the vinegar stroke(NO....tongue only) well, let me tell you, I came like a bloody train!!!!!!
p.s. I am now the proud owner of a Collie dog myself...draw your own conclusions. |
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Jeeze ... pmsl here!!!
The parents one rings a bell.. we once joined a forum where it was run by a couple not so afr away.. all chat based as such.. but then they decided to have a local social and yep you guessed it the Son of the couple who ran it brought his wife along.... Not sure it was funny to them lol.. They had exchanged mail even.. ewwwww!
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Allison was once with this guy, the bed rocked so much that a quite heavy ornamental owl fell from the shelf about the bed and almost `done er in`, so they of course [as you do] put it back...guess what happens next ???..lol
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Well mines not really funny as such, but bare in mind I was only young (still am mind) and I plucked up the courage for my first meet with a couple and another guy - yes we were all having great fun until she put her legs over my shoulders, just high enough to nudge a painting with her stilleto, the thing came crashing down and NEARLY knocked me off my stride |
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Our pine bed used to collapse all the time!
We reinforced it so many times I was glad to see the back of it
We then got a metal bed and it creaks and groans and I can'r bear it any more
Have now decided I would like a matress on some concrete blocks lol
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A number of years ago i had a meet with a couple and a fem friend and we paired off in the lounge .
It was obvious straight away she was the dominant one as she told them what to do ,then tried to tell me at same time ...so i got all manly and Alpha lol.....and said not tonight love and threw her down on the floor and went to work on the gspot
To cut a long story short.. she was hyped up and literally lost control and it was like being on the titanic she soaked me .....then during a particularly hard orgasm she lost control of her bowels all over her new beige carpet....at first i thought she had farted but when the smell didnt go away,the women i went with reared her head and surfaced from what she was doing .
We looked at each other quizzically while moving our nostrils...I decided to look .... the gushing was still happening i was soaked....and saw the offending log ...then she put her foot in it oblivious ...so i moved it ..she moved it back ...and my wheels were spinning on how to save her embarrassment ...i said ....dont put your foot there ....she said dreamily why not ....errrr you had an accident .......WHAT sort of accident ?....errrr the sort you have the morning after you been fucked up the arse by 10 guys....
i tried to convince her it was a normal reaction to gspot stimulation.."happens all the while .." I said but i dont think she bought it, they went to live abroad after. |
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