"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box""
I got the same charming message.. Probably from the same lovely man 
I replied with "how delightful" and that seems to have scared him off as I haven't heard from him since 
Absolutely gutted obviously! |
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Interesting topic. What do you like to see in a first message (content wise) - I get that everyone is different and nobody likes blatant copy and past messages. |
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"Interesting topic. What do you like to see in a first message (content wise) - I get that everyone is different and nobody likes blatant copy and past messages."
My name in the message text and a reference to something on my profile so i know they're read it, also if they have no pics then I want a pic, I'm not difficult to please |
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"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box""
What do you say when you send a first message? |
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My first message is usually something along the lines of
"Hi I'm peter, 6ft2 dark hair, I yhen mention why I messaged, either liked the profile/pic or both. Then say what I am liking for and attach a pic. Doesn't seem to be working though  |
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"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box""
I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line! |
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"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box""
I had that one!!!! |
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"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line! "
We found the culprit lol xx |
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"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line!
We found the culprit lol xx"
That you have, I am guilty  I've just private messaged you, you obviously won't turn it down so I've put you down for the first week of October xx |
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hmmm.. so along the lines of
Hi, I'm xxx. I noticed on your profile that you like egg custard, please find attached a picture of me spooning an Alsatian
ps I want to tongue punch your fart box
pps Don't be rude and block me as I have a personality disorder and will find you.  |
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"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line!
We found the culprit lol xx
That you have, I am guilty I've just private messaged you, you obviously won't turn it down so I've put you down for the first week of October xx"
Haha messaged back ya filthy animal x |
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"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box""
Yep had that one. Some sad fuckers about! |
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Had someone asking if we like scat, another asking if we'd like to travel 200miles to piss on a man. Best was the bviously fake profile of a gorgeous 19yr old girl asking if we were wanted to use my cock and N's strap on to fuck her arse. Bonkers nutters |
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"hmmm.. so along the lines of
Hi, I'm xxx. I noticed on your profile that you like egg custard, please find attached a picture of me spooning an Alsatian
ps I want to tongue punch your fart box
pps Don't be rude and block me as I have a personality disorder and will find you. "
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
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"Some of the first messages I get are just priceless.
And some people wonder why they don't get meets.
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
I use this line all the time and have to fight off meets! I've got meets planned until September thanks to this line!
We found the culprit lol xx
That you have, I am guilty I've just private messaged you, you obviously won't turn it down so I've put you down for the first week of October xx"
Crying with laughter. Parter is looking at me like the mental incompetant that I am.
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