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I once had sex on a network south east train.
What's strange about that you ask?
It was on the drivers seat.
So?
In Rosyth dockyard.
Seriously , as a young sailor, me and a jenny wren climbed aboard (literally) and had a sesh before going back to our ship.
The best bit was , we should not have been there (and fornication was against the rules). Anyway, we had done the deed, pissed as farts.
Got dressed and started to make our way back through the train.
I then saw this big bloke coming up the train in the other direction (it was dark just his sillouett).
So I dived to my left so as not to be seen. He dived to his right.
I waited.
I popped my head up. He did to at the exact same time. I ducked back down so did he.
After about 5 minutes sitting there on the floor I thought fuck it. I'm in the shit.
So I stood up. Just at the exact moment he did.
'Its a fair cop' I said.
No reply.
I stuck my hands up on the air, so did he!
It was a fucking full length mirror!! What an arsehole!
I told the lads about my escapade the next day. Needless to say, I was tortured about it for months!!!
Can any one top this? Bet you can, spill the beans
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Ex Italian girlfriend while I was based in Northern Italy. Both of us naked on sofa while her mum was feet away cooking tea in the kitchen. More I think about it the stranger it seems..Huge bloody turn on tho  |
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"I once had sex on a network south east train.
What's strange about that you ask?
It was on the drivers seat.
So?
In Rosyth dockyard.
Seriously , as a young sailor, me and a jenny wren climbed aboard (literally) and had a sesh before going back to our ship.
The best bit was , we should not have been there (and fornication was against the rules). Anyway, we had done the deed, pissed as farts.
Got dressed and started to make our way back through the train.
I then saw this big bloke coming up the train in the other direction (it was dark just his sillouett).
So I dived to my left so as not to be seen. He dived to his right.
I waited.
I popped my head up. He did to at the exact same time. I ducked back down so did he.
After about 5 minutes sitting there on the floor I thought fuck it. I'm in the shit.
So I stood up. Just at the exact moment he did.
'Its a fair cop' I said.
No reply.
I stuck my hands up on the air, so did he!
It was a fucking full length mirror!! What an arsehole!
I told the lads about my escapade the next day. Needless to say, I was tortured about it for months!!!
Can any one top this? Bet you can, spill the beans
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On one of the big lion statues at the Rhodes Memorial in Cape Town, was very late at night, no one around, or so we thought, within minutes there were about 6 people watching us. Got a round of applause after.  |
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With the said ex-landlady and her pool table I mean lol