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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Absolute cringeworthy any bloke on here that feels the need to post a pic of their cock next to one of those.

Get a grip lads, it's embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha! I agree, but I have one on my profile. It was requested by a couple to prove the length of my cock.

Damned if you do.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought there'd disappeared, but have started to see them again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've also seen one with a beer can...neither of those are good. May as well just put a tape measure up against it instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Especially if it's a chilled can of beer!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The new sky remote is 7.5 inches, having an everyday object next to the willy makes it easier to gauge the size accurately in a picture. For people that rate penis size as important I'd say it was necessary.

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By *iccardaTV/TS  over a year ago

Wallasey

can you get miniature ones

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman  over a year ago

gosport ish

Best ones are when they are pushing remote/can into themselves almost whilst stretching cock as far as possible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Best ones are when they are pushing remote/can into themselves almost whilst stretching cock as far as possible "

Haha 2" impaled into themselves.

I've see guys with the measuring tape and it starts at 2" lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Best ones are when they are pushing remote/can into themselves almost whilst stretching cock as far as possible "

What's wrong with that Surely that's like de-cluttering a house before selling it? you're selling the vision of what it could be!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

theres one out there with a 50p stuck to it to show thickness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolute cringeworthy any bloke on here that feels the need to post a pic of their cock next to one of those.

Get a grip lads, it's embarrassing.

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You best not check my photos then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"theres one out there with a 50p stuck to it to show thickness "

Is that new 50p or the old one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

old one lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saw one where the guy had a bottle of shower gel used for comparison. Problem was it dwarfed his cock, which seemed to defeat the object of the exercise!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup, we saw one like that! The cock must have been 3 inches tops and it looked stupid!

Gav was talking about adding some pics of his cock next to either a stupidly comically large bottle or a rediculously tiny one just for laughs, but he grew up haha!

The whole "let me just take a pic with me hard next to a sky remote but jab the remote so far into my groin that you can't see the numbers" pic is embarrssing!!! C x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I use one of my g/daughters colouring crayons to gauge my length n girth

yes I did mean the little thin ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can you get miniature ones "

You can get miniature penis' yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can you get miniature ones "

Definitely,absolutely and certainly not.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I use a mini Mars bar and a mini can of

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"can you get miniature ones "

Wilkos have an entire range of toiletries in miniature. I got very funny looks laughing at them all, but mrs ddc wouldn't let me buy a load.

Bloody penny-pincher

Mr ddc

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By *octor DeleriumMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Absolute cringeworthy any bloke on here that feels the need to post a pic of their cock next to one of those.

Get a grip lads, it's embarrassing.

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Never change the television channel in someone else's house.

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By *qua vitaeWoman  over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

I've seen a pic with a coathanger with a shirt hanging off a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A box of matches as it makes you look huge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I did a pic with this device called a ruler

It measures stuff and has these graduations on it so you can kinda gauge the length..... Well if you own the same ruler tech/app/prog that is

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