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over a year ago
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"A slight twist on the length or girth argument.
Mine bends toward me and slightly to the right..
What's the ladies preferences?
Straight or bent?"
Mine is like a bendy straw and I cum silly string! Ladies come at me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A slight twist on the length or girth argument.
Mine bends toward me and slightly to the right..
What's the ladies preferences?
Straight or bent?"
You need to break it and put it in a splint |
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I remember seeing a tv prog that showed how much a woman bends an inserted penis -no matter what position its inserted into her. Must be the way if you think about the internal biology.
Amazing what they can do with miniture cameras! I've offered to be in their next documentary but still practicing for the audition! |
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I went to school with a boy called Dick
He was cursed with a corkscrew prick
He spent his life in a fruitless hunt
Searching for a corkscrew cunt
The day he found one, he fell down dead
For the one he found had a left hand thread.... |
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