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I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.
Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?
(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case  ) |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.
Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?
(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case )"
Bugger!!!! Now i realise how this site works and how to get meets!! Time to clear out the shed and build a garage  |
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"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.
Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?
(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case )"
Class! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a one-line message from a man today that simply said that he "Wanted to fuck my brains out..."
I looked at his (very short!) profile to see what sort of special idiot he was, and his Status line was a complaint about how rude some Fab members are.....!
Um - er - "pot, kettle, black,..."?
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"I had a one-line message from a man today that simply said that he "Wanted to fuck my brains out..."
I looked at his (very short!) profile to see what sort of special idiot he was, and his Status line was a complaint about how rude some Fab members are.....!
Um - er - "pot, kettle, black,..."?
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That's priceless! Lol |
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I was on a night out and we were transported in a limo. I handed a note by the driver on the way out..'horny...are you?' I gave him a look and at the end of the night..thinking that he had a place to go to, we had sex in the limo. Got to say, it was actually really good and very naughty, espcially as we were parked outside of a primary school!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked to wear a dress, and be treated like a little princess...by a much older man.
...In a way it's kinda flattering  but I had to turn it down."
How about being my Prince Charming instead?   |
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"Haha, you got to love it, my personal favourite is an offer to meet in the back room of his shop, I assume for a quick bj between customers
I politely declined "
Had some very naughty fun in a friends back office (excuse the pun) Sometimes it's the people not the location - but we do like a comfy bed |
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"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.
Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?
(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case )"
You shouldn't have told him you were a mechanic! How else is he going to get that clutch fixed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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worst place i have done it was up against a rubbish skip behind a night club lol now it has to be a bed at least especially with the posher members of fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hey Ladies! Don't be dissing the outhouses, sheds and garages. I lost my virginity to my best mates sister in his shed and I have very found memories if that momentous night.
Funny thing is I'm still friends with the family and often go round and visit, I always have a little chuckle when I see the shed which is now on its last legs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You shouldn't have told him you were a mechanic! How else is he going to get that clutch fixed!
I only said I like tinkering with dirty bits, I can see the misunderstanding now "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been asked to wear a dress, and be treated like a little princess...by a much older man.
...In a way it's kinda flattering but I had to turn it down."
Haha I read this and didn't think anything of it till I noticed your picture and that you're a guy! Aww should have dressed up mun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was exchanging messages with a very nice lady, she exchanged messages for a while explaining how she loved spontaneous sex.
She messaged me one afternoon saying I want you to fuck me at work
Turns out, she worked on the tills in a supermarket and wanted me to meet her in the disabled public toilet
I kindly declined that offer  |
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I was chatting to a guy that seemed nice, arranging a meet - he suggests a hotel that he's at, wonderful.
Turns out it's a hotel he's WORKING at, and wanted to go up to one of the top floors and fuck in the corridor! No thanks!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I live in a block of flats and can only accom occasionally due to work and child and when I told a guy this he asked if I would be up for fucking in the stairwell of my flats... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I got asked to meet someone in the car park of the local gym and he'd bring coffee out as I wasn't allowed to meet him inside in case his relative that worked there saw us gave up after that as the last straw |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I live in a block of flats and can only accom occasionally due to work and child and when I told a guy this he asked if I would be up for fucking in the stairwell of my flats... "
Don't tell me that the lifts are knackered again???? |
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"I live in a block of flats and can only accom occasionally due to work and child and when I told a guy this he asked if I would be up for fucking in the stairwell of my flats...
Don't tell me that the lifts are knackered again???? "
funnily after i knocked him back he did suggest the lift lol |
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"Vixen was asked if she'd like to go in this guys bed in his lorry, when she jokingly asked where, he said he'd park it on the street outside our house
I was offered a night in Hotel Scania  "
Me too and when I asked where do u go to the toilet I was told go to the pub before it shuts then a service station the next morning. And if during the night then the bushes. Another decline, this time not so polite. 'Can accommodate' can be so misleading!! |
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"I've been asked to wear a dress, and be treated like a little princess...by a much older man.
...In a way it's kinda flattering but I had to turn it down."
Turn it down? Was it not long enough to cover your modesty? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I regularly meet a guy and as we both live at home we have to go to the warehouse where he works. Lol. Classy. We did have a quickie just b4 Xmas at my place, it was strange being in a bed. Inside. With walls. Lol. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I've just been offered to go in someone's garage as his brother will be home. I've previously been offered a meet in a shed.
Seriously...wow...WTF?! What's your worst/most unbelievable meet offered?
(Just in case you're wondering, no I didn't. In either case )"
Least he wouldn't have been short of lube |
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"I was chatting to a guy that seemed nice, arranging a meet - he suggests a hotel that he's at, wonderful.
Turns out it's a hotel he's WORKING at, and wanted to go up to one of the top floors and fuck in the corridor! No thanks!!"
I had that. However just before I set off he messaged saying another guy was interested in joining us so how about a threesome. I agreed to still come but I'd have to see what the other guy was like as we'd not even exchanged messages.
When I got there he was working on the desk and he showed me to one of the rooms. A few minutes later the other guy turns up and we started chatting while the guy on reception 'attended to a few things'. He told us to 'feel free to start without him if we wanted'.
After about 15 minutes we did. We were well into enjoying ourselves when the guy returned. He didn't join in though he just sat down on a chair to watch. Then he got his laptop out and started angling it at us. It was clear he was at least videoing us, if not putting us up online, maybe even on here!
I thought the other guy was in on it but turned out he had no idea, didn't even know the bloke and hit the roof. I thought I was going to end up in a crime scene.
We left. We both thought there was probably a camera in the room too. |
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At the end of a swingers night a young guy points at the toilet with a wink." quick blow job ....really! the whole house has beds!"
So I replied "love one but won't you knees hurt on that hard floor?"
He didn't get the joke, but he did get the message.
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"I was chatting to a guy that seemed nice, arranging a meet - he suggests a hotel that he's at, wonderful.
Turns out it's a hotel he's WORKING at, and wanted to go up to one of the top floors and fuck in the corridor! No thanks!!
I had that. However just before I set off he messaged saying another guy was interested in joining us so how about a threesome. I agreed to still come but I'd have to see what the other guy was like as we'd not even exchanged messages.
When I got there he was working on the desk and he showed me to one of the rooms. A few minutes later the other guy turns up and we started chatting while the guy on reception 'attended to a few things'. He told us to 'feel free to start without him if we wanted'.
After about 15 minutes we did. We were well into enjoying ourselves when the guy returned. He didn't join in though he just sat down on a chair to watch. Then he got his laptop out and started angling it at us. It was clear he was at least videoing us, if not putting us up online, maybe even on here!
I thought the other guy was in on it but turned out he had no idea, didn't even know the bloke and hit the roof. I thought I was going to end up in a crime scene.
We left. We both thought there was probably a camera in the room too."
That's a whole other thread.
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been offered £10k.. been offered £50.. been offered holidays.. had someone wanting to buy borogirls cum soaked panties after she had had sex and slept in them.. been offered plenty of husbands for the night.. even been offered cheap car servicing!!! |
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