i was getting buggered this evening when my fake tits flopped out onto the bed ..i was quite embarrassed and not sure if he saw
he never said anything .. anything embarrassing happened to you during sex ? |
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"Had to attend a guy with a curtain ring stuck on his cock in the course of my duty once, fair to say he was a tad embarrassed!!"
Hope you told him to pull himself together. |
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I posted this in another thread but it seems more appropriate in here....
Was in full flow playing with my partner, needless to say she was gasping and reacting wildly to the particular act I was performing on her.. I reciprocated and went at it harder and faster... when she started slapping me and wheezing I realized she was having a full blown asthma attack
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I was stopped in a market once by a couple of ambulance chasers who wanted to know if I'd had an accident within the last three years which wasn't my fault. They became rather excited when i replied that I had, and pressed for further details.
"It was awful," I told them. "But luckily, I was wearing dark trousers, and what with it being a warm day, it dried quickly." "I'm sure that nobody noticed." I added  |
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I was with a new partner. Discovered she liked anal. Suggested she used a butt plug while we had sex. Only realised just how much and how often she'd been enjoying anal sex when the plug totally disappeared inside! |
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Uncontrollable lady squirt all over me in an orgy room. She feel very remorseful after the incident. But my lady friend who was with me when that happen wasn't impressed. What do you expect from orgy scene lol. That is life move on baby |
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Not so much my accident however while engaging in some rather nice weekday sex was quite surprised to find a beer bottle top inside her. I did the descent thing and removed the top using a pincer action. She thanked me and said it must have been there a few days as she was having bottle play at the weekend. |
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Was once fucking an ex at a hotel going at it without a care for adjoining rooms or noise and the bed broke forcing him and myself to fly to the left and my ex smash his face into the bedside table... To add insult to injury as I fell on top of him I head butted him resulting in him smashing his face into the bedside unit again and me also breaking my nose.
Sadly had to cancel our evening plans and attend a&e  |
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"Was once fucking an ex at a hotel going at it without a care for adjoining rooms or noise and the bed broke forcing him and myself to fly to the left and my ex smash his face into the bedside table... To add insult to injury as I fell on top of him I head butted him resulting in him smashing his face into the bedside unit again and me also breaking my nose.
Sadly had to cancel our evening plans and attend a&e "
A cracking night then xx |
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"Was once fucking an ex at a hotel going at it without a care for adjoining rooms or noise and the bed broke forcing him and myself to fly to the left and my ex smash his face into the bedside table... To add insult to injury as I fell on top of him I head butted him resulting in him smashing his face into the bedside unit again and me also breaking my nose.
Sadly had to cancel our evening plans and attend a&e
A cracking night then xx"
Loved every moment explaining to the doctor at a&e what happened after saying your 'friend' can come in for support  |
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