I once got caught in a giggle loop at a funeral...not a stiffy, but even more embarrassing because at least you can hide a stiffy...I had to hide the giggle loop by pretending to sob loudly, never been more embarrassed in my life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anywhere near kids, very wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When on an operating table having a vasectomy

FFS, last thing on my mind was getting a stiffy when I had mine! LOL

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

When having a check up for testicular cancer.

A mate had this happen to him, a male Dr was checking him, his girlfriend was being naughty behind the docs back. Poor guy got a hard on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whilst modelling for life drawing class"

I have been in this situation. The artist had a fabulous cameltoe I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. It's amazing the shit u think of so you don't get hard.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

amazing how your mind works to think of bad things to make it go down lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whilst receiving a Knighthood from the Queen, although you could return the favour and tap her on her shoulder with your pork sword ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whilst receiving a Knighthood from the Queen, although you could return the favour and tap her on her shoulder with your pork sword ??

"TOUCHE"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once got caught in a giggle loop at a funeral...not a stiffy, but even more embarrassing because at least you can hide a stiffy...I had to hide the giggle loop by pretending to sob loudly, never been more embarrassed in my life!"

Coupling fan? We often talk of the "sock gap".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When playing twister with your nan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the tube....

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=983kZaMs9YQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coupling fan? We often talk of the "sock gap".

Oh yes indeed - life without Jeffisms would be very boring indeed!