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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel a rumbling...............
It's the sound of a thunderous army of ladies stampeding to the North East as we speak. The sky is darkened by the underwear being discarded overhead and blocking the sun.
What of us mere mortals, there'll be no women left.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?
"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"
What a credit to the force! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?
"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"
What a credit to the force!"
Just because you wash the fire truck it doesn't make you a fireman. |
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"His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?
"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"
What a credit to the force!"
Tell me madam, is your cat dirty at all?
No sir, not at all.
Well I aint going up that fucking tree then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?
"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"
What a credit to the force!"
It was said on a previous thread that he's not a fireman apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His profile states hes a fireman i wonder if he uses the same criteria for rescue?
"Ok all you dirty slags come to the window and be rescued all you other normal girls just burn"
What a credit to the force!
It was said on a previous thread that he's not a fireman apparently. "
Ah well thats where im fucked i dont go searching posts foor evidence i kust look at the current one and go with the evidence to hand.... I lnow id be shit as a policeman  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel a rumbling...............
It's the sound of a thunderous army of ladies stampeding to the North East as we speak. The sky is darkened by the underwear being discarded overhead and blocking the sun.
What of us mere mortals, there'll be no women left.
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Best response I've seen in months. Classic. I can't stop laughing. Mike  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personaly hate the word slag! 
Slut! is a much nicer word 
Hate both as they have the same meaning
not realy but hey Ho "
Google them and read what the definition is both state women of low morals basically may be different to you as thats the way you like them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel a rumbling...............
It's the sound of a thunderous army of ladies stampeding to the North East as we speak. The sky is darkened by the underwear being discarded overhead and blocking the sun.
What of us mere mortals, there'll be no women left.
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Best response I've seen in months. Classic. I can't stop laughing. Mike "
Glad you liked it.........slightly tweaked stolen thought from a movie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personaly hate the word slag!
Slut! is a much nicer word
Hate both as they have the same meaning
not realy but hey Ho
Google them and read what the definition is both state women of low morals basically may be different to you as thats the way you like them "
That's it though is it not? it's the same with anything realy all to do with the way it is meant
As in I love it in play but would never call a woman a slut in the derogetory way!
But as with all things some will like it and some will not And as you say I for one love women who like to act the slut in the bedroom but a lady put of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal 
Oh dear
I got it mate,
Im not saying a word...."
But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it  |
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"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal
Oh dear
I got it mate,
Im not saying a word....
But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it "
'Sorry' miss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal
Oh dear
I got it mate,
Im not saying a word....
But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it
'Sorry' miss "
I'm going to call you Mr Puddifoot from now on  |
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"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal
Oh dear
I got it mate,
Im not saying a word....
But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it
'Sorry' miss
I'm going to call you Mr Puddifoot from now on "
Hmm Im intrigued should I get a boner? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal
Oh dear
I got it mate,
Im not saying a word....
But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it
'Sorry' miss
I'm going to call you Mr Puddifoot from now on
Hmm Im intrigued should I get a boner?"
It's from monty python |
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"How can a slag be clean when it's a pile of coal
Oh dear
I got it mate,
Im not saying a word....
But you already did.. Two words actually. If you have something to say, can you just do it
'Sorry' miss
I'm going to call you Mr Puddifoot from now on
Hmm Im intrigued should I get a boner?
It's from monty python "
Oh ok thats far too intelligent for me and I shouldnt of got that boner then. I thought / hoped it was some kinky sex name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads."
Not just the north east, men all over the place.
Can we have a head/palm or head/wall smilie please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads."
Normal don't cut it I'm afraid. Misogamist for the win! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads."
Oh deer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads.
Oh deer "
Boom Boom! very good! was waiting for someone to add that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads.
Oh deer
Boom Boom! very good! was waiting for someone to add that "
Not just a pretty face   |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Bugger. I am in the South West and may have had a bath already this month. It's been raining, anyway. Failed on 2 counts. That and I've always considered myself more of a dirty stopout than an outright slag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bugger. I am in the South West and may have had a bath already this month. It's been raining, anyway. Failed on 2 counts. That and I've always considered myself more of a dirty stopout than an outright slag."
love your photos but you have a slag in your mouth on the 4th nov lol xxx
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Bugger. I am in the South West and may have had a bath already this month. It's been raining, anyway. Failed on 2 counts. That and I've always considered myself more of a dirty stopout than an outright slag.love your photos but you have a slag in your mouth on the 4th nov lol xxx"
Nope. It's a slut.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really need to relocate from west Wales
Well of course you do, that's a given but that has nothing to do with this thread.
She'll 'ave you for that"
I seem to have got away with it so if she comes after me I'll know who squealed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought a prerequisite of being a slag in the North East was you also had to be fat"
theres me catered for then, and how do you get a fat slag into bed then? Piece of cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...
I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.
My new profile:
Mr Lickyapussy (43)
Location: In ma big red fire enjin.
Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.
Meet today:
Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really need to relocate from west Wales
Well of course you do, that's a given but that has nothing to do with this thread.
She'll 'ave you for that
I seem to have got away with it so if she comes after me I'll know who squealed "
I am still here you know. And in the word of the anfarwol Grav, West is best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...
I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.
My new profile:
Mr Lickyapussy (43)
Location: In ma big red fire enjin.
Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.
Meet today:
Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?
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I'm in love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...
I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.
My new profile:
Mr Lickyapussy (43)
Location: In ma big red fire enjin.
Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.
Meet today:
Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?
I'm in love "
Back off!!!! We saw him first!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...
I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.
My new profile:
Mr Lickyapussy (43)
Location: In ma big red fire enjin.
Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.
Meet today:
Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?
I'm in love
Back off!!!! We saw him first!!!! "
Sharesies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...
I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.
My new profile:
Mr Lickyapussy (43)
Location: In ma big red fire enjin.
Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.
Meet today:
Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?
I'm in love
Back off!!!! We saw him first!!!!
Sharesies? "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His profile states hes a fireman !
It actually says he works for the fire service,check out his pics, he isnt built like a fireman !!
I just wish I was free tonight !
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He gives his job as a reason not to have face pics up but I believe he used to have some on his profile, maybe he's just become a fireman (thought they were firefighters now ?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I know where I have been going wrong all this time...
I need to take a leaf out of this gentleman's book.
My new profile:
Mr Lickyapussy (43)
Location: In ma big red fire enjin.
Horny fucka lookin fer couples, none of yer homo shenanigans an that, just fuckin yer bird as you get us a pint. An hot clean slags that like to ride on ma big red appliance.
Meet today:
Any whores wanna clean ma pipes?
I'm in love
Back off!!!! We saw him first!!!!
Sharesies?
Deal "
Only if ya promise ta lik ma mahoosive todger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meanwhile in the normal part of the north east... There are normal people with manners and grammar just hiding away and slamming their palms into their foreheads."
Mbro tho..
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