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"What the fuck is feltching?"
I once had a good friend who had loads of gay mates (she was female and as lesbian as you can get) and she explained felching to me in graphic detail.
Read no further if you aren't of an iron constitution.
1. Get a gerbil.
2. Call it faggot.
3. Declaw the poor bugger.
4. Insert a strong cardboard tube into the rectum of the recipient (number one).
5. Place faggot into the tube (who likes warm and moist conditions).
6. Let faggot scrabble around massaging the prostate with his sadly stubby paws.
7. When satiated, remove faggot.
Two segues:
Richard Gere was reputed to have been admitted to hospital with a gerbil stuck up his arse many years ago.
A gay couple that were "experimenting" with this perversion couldn't get the gerbil out and silly person number two lit a match to "draw faggot to the light" completely disregarding the methane gas explosion that then took place. Faggot was blown from the tube and broke the nose of number two who was peering up it - number one suffered intestinal burns - faggot was gladly uninjured (but probably somewhat distressed).
I don't know if any of the above is actually true. It wouldn't surprise me, though!  |
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"What the fuck is feltching?
I once had a good friend who had loads of gay mates (she was female and as lesbian as you can get) and she explained felching to me in graphic detail.
Read no further if you aren't of an iron constitution.
1. Get a gerbil.
2. Call it faggot.
3. Declaw the poor bugger.
4. Insert a strong cardboard tube into the rectum of the recipient (number one).
5. Place faggot into the tube (who likes warm and moist conditions).
6. Let faggot scrabble around massaging the prostate with his sadly stubby paws.
7. When satiated, remove faggot.
Two segues:
Richard Gere was reputed to have been admitted to hospital with a gerbil stuck up his arse many years ago.
A gay couple that were "experimenting" with this perversion couldn't get the gerbil out and silly person number two lit a match to "draw faggot to the light" completely disregarding the methane gas explosion that then took place. Faggot was blown from the tube and broke the nose of number two who was peering up it - number one suffered intestinal burns - faggot was gladly uninjured (but probably somewhat distressed).
I don't know if any of the above is actually true. It wouldn't surprise me, though! "
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