'Could do with' Monday...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I could do with a really warm, oily footjob this morning, followed by struggling my cock into both holes and pounding them. Then a hot chocolate.

anyone else?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can see how it would be a struggle to get your cock into both holes; is it bi-forcated?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can see how it would be a struggle to get your cock into both holes; is it bi-forcated?"

Hahahaha, clever one for a monday morning

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with a dog that shits gold sovereigns

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll go for the hot chocolate

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a dog that shits gold sovereigns

I have a cat that shits brown turds if you want it

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could do with a dog that shits gold sovereigns

I have a jack russell, but just shits.

By *ipsTeaserCouple over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Some more of the wine I finished yesterday,olives,tiger bread,a small lottery win and a good book.

Not much, really

By *ohjaneCouple over a year ago

south staffs

I need a cleaner !

Jane x

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A shag

I'm easily pleased

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A shag

I'm easily pleased