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when did you last have sex?
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over a year ago
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"2012
If you lived closer would you accept a pity fuck? I'm not bad for an old bird 
No, Ive now retired.
I now make love and thats that. Socks off, lets ave it  "
Oh,let's make lurrrrve 
Candles lit for you  |
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"2012
If you lived closer would you accept a pity fuck? I'm not bad for an old bird
No, Ive now retired.
I now make love and thats that. Socks off, lets ave it
Oh,let's make lurrrrve
Candles lit for you "
Candles?? Wtf you go n spoil it for. Besides, the less light showing, the more chance you wont see any cobwebs down there |
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"Monday morning... met a friend for the weekend - sat night through to sunday morning, and caught up after a month of none 
How's your fanny? 
(and it should be sat night through to monday morning... lets just say it was definitely worth waiting for... and almost worth getting burnt to a crisp... we were disturbed by a fire alarm at 6am at the hotel.... AGAIN! "
That could of been you two setting the smoke alarm off, slow down and use a lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Monday morning... met a friend for the weekend - sat night through to sunday morning, and caught up after a month of none
How's your fanny?
(and it should be sat night through to monday morning... lets just say it was definitely worth waiting for... and almost worth getting burnt to a crisp... we were disturbed by a fire alarm at 6am at the hotel.... AGAIN! "
That would have been the smoke coming off your thighs setting it off How are you even walking today?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you like all the intimate details?
mmmmm yes please 
What's with the sad face? It's not that terrible to imagine is it? 
oops sorry. Fat fingers on phone key pad dont work well together!
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"Monday morning... met a friend for the weekend - sat night through to sunday morning, and caught up after a month of none
How's your fanny?
(and it should be sat night through to monday morning... lets just say it was definitely worth waiting for... and almost worth getting burnt to a crisp... we were disturbed by a fire alarm at 6am at the hotel.... AGAIN!
That would have been the smoke coming off your thighs setting it off How are you even walking today?? "
Like John Wayne.
Queue that music |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Monday morning... met a friend for the weekend - sat night through to sunday morning, and caught up after a month of none
How's your fanny?
(and it should be sat night through to monday morning... lets just say it was definitely worth waiting for... and almost worth getting burnt to a crisp... we were disturbed by a fire alarm at 6am at the hotel.... AGAIN!
That could of been you two setting the smoke alarm off, slow down and use a lube"
hehehe, we really didn't need lube and it was very slow and sensual at that point. We just have a bad habit of being disturbed by fire alarms... last 3 meets... 2 fire alarms at 6am! |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
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That would have been the smoke coming off your thighs setting it off How are you even walking today??
Like John Wayne.
Queue that music"
Walking is fine... sitting down has been another issue... kinda tender (especially as the month off was for an op... so its all new again ) |
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"Monday morning... met a friend for the weekend - sat night through to sunday morning, and caught up after a month of none
How's your fanny?
(and it should be sat night through to monday morning... lets just say it was definitely worth waiting for... and almost worth getting burnt to a crisp... we were disturbed by a fire alarm at 6am at the hotel.... AGAIN!
That could of been you two setting the smoke alarm off, slow down and use a lube
hehehe, we really didn't need lube and it was very slow and sensual at that point. We just have a bad habit of being disturbed by fire alarms... last 3 meets... 2 fire alarms at 6am! "
Its a disgruntled bloke or couple you have turned down.
The same thing happens in Cardiff when opposistion teams come to play football, the Cardiff fans find out the hotel and set the alarms off at 4am |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2012
If you lived closer would you accept a pity fuck? I'm not bad for an old bird
No, Ive now retired.
I now make love and thats that. Socks off, lets ave it
Oh,let's make lurrrrve
Candles lit for you
Candles?? Wtf you go n spoil it for. Besides, the less light showing, the more chance you wont see any cobwebs down there"
's okay,I'll blow them away The candle was for dripping on your chest |
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"2012
If you lived closer would you accept a pity fuck? I'm not bad for an old bird
No, Ive now retired.
I now make love and thats that. Socks off, lets ave it
Oh,let's make lurrrrve
Candles lit for you
Candles?? Wtf you go n spoil it for. Besides, the less light showing, the more chance you wont see any cobwebs down there
's okay,I'll blow them away The candle was for dripping on your chest "
You raving lunatic, whats the matter with you. You do that and I will power flick you in the piles with my subbuteo fingers. (insured for £350) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couple of weeks ago.
...erm, can i have that pity fuck offer too please. And i promise i won't say no.
You're so easy Pops "
What can i say? I'm a man slut for a bit of bananacake
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2012
If you lived closer would you accept a pity fuck? I'm not bad for an old bird
No, Ive now retired.
I now make love and thats that. Socks off, lets ave it
Oh,let's make lurrrrve
Candles lit for you
Candles?? Wtf you go n spoil it for. Besides, the less light showing, the more chance you wont see any cobwebs down there
's okay,I'll blow them away The candle was for dripping on your chest
You raving lunatic, whats the matter with you. You do that and I will power flick you in the piles with my subbuteo fingers. (insured for £350)"
I might enjoy that |
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"2012
If you lived closer would you accept a pity fuck? I'm not bad for an old bird
No, Ive now retired.
I now make love and thats that. Socks off, lets ave it
Oh,let's make lurrrrve
Candles lit for you
Candles?? Wtf you go n spoil it for. Besides, the less light showing, the more chance you wont see any cobwebs down there
's okay,I'll blow them away The candle was for dripping on your chest
You raving lunatic, whats the matter with you. You do that and I will power flick you in the piles with my subbuteo fingers. (insured for £350)
I might enjoy that "
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Well done on hijacking the thread 
Sorry. I'll write myself a memo not to interrupt you in future. Happy wanking "
Can you copy me into that memo too please... fancy some company on the naughty step? (is that still hijacking heheheh) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well done on hijacking the thread
Sorry. I'll write myself a memo not to interrupt you in future. Happy wanking
Can you copy me into that memo too please... fancy some company on the naughty step? (is that still hijacking heheheh)"
Feel free to join me. I'll be there in a mo,just firing up my laptop and dildo for when my man comes online |
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"Well done on hijacking the thread
Sorry. I'll write myself a memo not to interrupt you in future. Happy wanking
Can you copy me into that memo too please... fancy some company on the naughty step? (is that still hijacking heheheh)
Feel free to join me. I'll be there in a mo,just firing up my laptop and dildo for when my man comes online "
Stop it you terror, he was talking to me.
Seems you have done it again ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meaningful sex was September 28th with the guy I was dating, had just a shag 22nd October. "
how meaningful,does meaningful apply in the world of swinging and your figure is amazing just a compliment hopefully you are a woman who takes a compliment well |
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Monday night unexpectedly as we were both late to bed. When we got started we realised how desperate we were - she came first with the dildo then my cock and again after I'd filled with spunk with the dildo. Slept well after that. |
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