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What's annoyed you this morning/today? For me tuesday is the 'moaniest' day of the week, utter cause for man period AKA testicle tension, my annoyance this morning is people moaning about the amount of 'cock pics' on someones profile.
For a sexually orientated website, it's going to happen and be expected; so why don't we all just accept it and 'get over it'. Find who you like and get on with your own business and fuck their brains out. There's my rant over  |
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"What's annoyed you this morning/today? For me tuesday is the 'moaniest' day of the week, utter cause for man period AKA testicle tension, my annoyance this morning is people moaning about the amount of 'cock pics' on someones profile.
For a sexually orientated website, it's going to happen and be expected; so why don't we all just accept it and 'get over it'. Find who you like and get on with your own business and fuck their brains out. There's my rant over "
Calm down dear 
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"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people. "
loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good |
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"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.
loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good "
Ok now I'm annoyed. I'm hungry and it's a bit early to get my butty out. 
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"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.
loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good
Ok now I'm annoyed. I'm hungry and it's a bit early to get my butty out.
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I sincerely hope "get my butty out" isn't some sort of hideous euphemism my good woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.
loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good
Ok now I'm annoyed. I'm hungry and it's a bit early to get my butty out.
I sincerely hope "get my butty out" isn't some sort of good euphemism my hideous woman! "
Fixed your typo.
Going to get my fingers in my bag and see what comes up.
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"Nothing annoys me really. I like grumpy people.
loads of things annoy me mostly today my croissant being a bit stale. I solved that problem by putting an inch of Lurpack and three inches of cherry jam on it though so its all good
Ok now I'm annoyed. I'm hungry and it's a bit early to get my butty out.
I sincerely hope "get my butty out" isn't some sort of good euphemism my hideous woman!
Fixed your typo.
Going to get my fingers in my bag and see what comes up.
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Much needed laughter this end .
Euphemise away, I believe it should be compulsory |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's annoyed you this morning/today? For me tuesday is the 'moaniest' day of the week, utter cause for man period AKA testicle tension, my annoyance this morning is people moaning about the amount of 'cock pics' on someones profile.
For a sexually orientated website, it's going to happen and be expected; so why don't we all just accept it and 'get
over it'. Find who you like and get on with your own business and fuck their brains out. There's my rant over
Calm down dear
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad "
certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..? |
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad
certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..? "
the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun  |
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad
certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?
the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun "
true..
getting peckish now ..
probably just have a roll though..
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad
certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?
the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun
true..
getting peckish now ..
probably just have a roll though..
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I was just about to get my baps out and fill them |
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad "
"Euphemising like mad." Oo-er missus! |
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad
certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?
the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun
true..
getting peckish now ..
probably just have a roll though..
I was just about to get my baps out and fill them "
oh no not more breasts I can't take it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's annoyed you this morning/today? For me tuesday is the 'moaniest' day of the week, utter cause for man period AKA testicle tension, my annoyance this morning is people moaning about the amount of 'cock pics' on someones profile.
For a sexually orientated website, it's going to happen and be expected; so why don't we all just accept it and 'get over it'. Find who you like and get on with your own business and fuck their brains out. There's my rant over "
I'm feeling your testicle tension. Do you feel better for unloading on this thread? Your profile name is great. (Her typing) |
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I don't mind a cock or two it's the cats that are driving me nuts today. They are playing football with the lid off a sports juice drink on wooden floors |
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad
certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?
the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun
true..
getting peckish now ..
probably just have a roll though..
I was just about to get my baps out and fill them "
Mayonaisse or err salad cream with them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's annoyed you this morning/today? For me tuesday is the 'moaniest' day of the week, utter cause for man period AKA testicle tension, my annoyance this morning is people moaning about the amount of 'cock pics' on someones profile.
For a sexually orientated website, it's going to happen and be expected; so why don't we all just accept it and 'get
over it'. Find who you like and get on with your own business and fuck their brains out. There's my rant over
I'm feeling your testicle tension. Do you feel better for unloading on this thread? Your profile name is great. (Her typing)
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I feel much more relieved now thanks and hungry! |
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad
"Euphemising like mad." Oo-er missus! "
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad
certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?
the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun
true..
getting peckish now ..
probably just have a roll though..
I was just about to get my baps out and fill them oh no not more breasts I can't take it "
I know its all these women do picture after picture of their breasts, no wonder no one ever contacts them |
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"If I were annoyed then this would be a thread to lighten the mood..
I'm cheered up now because whenever someone says to me in future "would you like a butty?" I shall be euphemising like mad
certainly potential for that when they ask if you want butter spread on your butty ..?
the possibilities are endless!Sauce on your butty madam? Sausage butty love? Shall I slice your butty? Hours of fun
true..
getting peckish now ..
probably just have a roll though..
I was just about to get my baps out and fill them
Mayonaisse or err salad cream with them?"
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