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What is the funniest message you have sent or recieved?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After I had rejected an any hole is a goal message with no he replied with....you must be frigid! If only he knew what I had been doing the day before!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a guy asking if I would fart on him, just had one asking if he could have my Kik so he could send a video of him spunking that was a difficult one yo turn down!!  |
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I don't know if you'd call it funny or strange,but........
Around 3yrs ago I was chatting to this girl,this is what she told me ;
I'm 39 I've never had children so I'm little down there
I'm a 6 foot blond,size 10
I'll pick you up at the airport.... I love you,you can come and live with me.....
She'd sent me pictures. I told my mates in Turkey, non of them believed me. One said it'll be a man a few said it's a wind up..... But I'm an optimist. I told her what time my flight landed and told her to wait in the garage instead of paying airport parking charges.... Lo and behold there she was waiting for me...... And everything she told me about herself was true....... Quite often fact is stranger than fiction  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologies if I sound like a killjoy but shouldn't private messages remain just that.....private? no matter whether funny or not?"
No names are mentioned, it's a laugh. Try it sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologies if I sound like a killjoy but shouldn't private messages remain just that.....private? no matter whether funny or not?
No names are mentioned, it's a laugh. Try it sometimes "
That made me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I politely declined a meet with a guy as he was a smoker and too far anyway, both reasons he'd have realised had he of read my profile then he got abusive and told me it was my loss as I'd missed out on a massive cock. I replied saying yes it seems I have, thank god for that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you drive 80 miles to pick me up please, I'll be in the church yard, bring vodka, shave everywhere. Drop me home as well, there's a dear"
The funny bit is is that i fell for it!!! |
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"I don't know if you'd call it funny or strange,but........
Around 3yrs ago I was chatting to this girl,this is what she told me ;
I'm 39 I've never had children so I'm little down there
I'm a 6 foot blond,size 10
I'll pick you up at the airport.... I love you,you can come and live with me.....
She'd sent me pictures. I told my mates in Turkey, non of them believed me. One said it'll be a man a few said it's a wind up..... But I'm an optimist. I told her what time my flight landed and told her to wait in the garage instead of paying airport parking charges.... Lo and behold there she was waiting for me...... And everything she told me about herself was true....... Quite often fact is stranger than fiction "
Did you go live with her Are you still with her now ?  |
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""Could you drive 80 miles to pick me up please, I'll be in the church yard, bring vodka, shave everywhere. Drop me home as well, there's a dear"
The funny bit is is that i fell for it!!!"
Oh my did you really ? Was it worth the effort and expense |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Could you drive 80 miles to pick me up please, I'll be in the church yard, bring vodka, shave everywhere. Drop me home as well, there's a dear"
The funny bit is is that i fell for it!!!
Oh my did you really ? Was it worth the effort and expense "
Yes I did - and No, it really wasn't  |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"You look like you have a wide cunt.
That is genuinely hilarious! Was that the entirety of the message? That was it ! Lol"
Well, Polonius did say that brevity was the soul of wit. They obviously took it to heart! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
""She has all the tits. Tell her I worship the tits. Tell her."
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I love this! I once got 'u do anal 4 me lol' as an opening message. Plus one to our couples profile 'I want to wank over her. Can I please?' which considering it's usually me answering the mail (as stated on our profile) did amuse me. |
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