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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What language is like scratching nails down a blackboard, for you?

I'll start it off with

"I'd fuck the shit out of you".

Your turn

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By *otnolongerwifeCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham

What be impregnated?

Yes, grammar normally is that bad, and I think; if you want to pay child support for the next 18 years or whatever, just send me the cash...

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By *otnolongerwifeCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham

Or howabout this one, direct quote.

"Want a meet know?"

Grrrr....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

How are you finding this site?

My veris say nothing?

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

'Hows use'

I had to override my autocorrect to get it like that so goodness knows how their phone hasn't blown itself up before now

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

want to meet at are house? Whatever happened to 'our'?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've noticed a trend, particularly on facebook, usually from some of my younger relatives in their early to mud twenties, who were educated when Labour were in government, who seem to not know the correct use of words.

For example.

The old There, their and they're mistakes

His instead of he's and vice versa

Are instead of our

Your instead of you'll (example 'your be fine')

Makes me wonder seriously about the state if education in this country.

I'm often tempted to correct them but resist in case I get accused of being the 'Grammar police'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One of the things that bugs me most is when people can't spell tongue, they insist on putting tounge grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oops wrong face lol

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

This is a swingers site, so the word 'cock' is frequently used....I received two messages recently with it spelt 'cok'!! I mean, what it the point in saving one 'c'??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a swingers site, so the word 'cock' is frequently used....I received two messages recently with it spelt 'cok'!! I mean, what it the point in saving one 'c'?? "

Perhaps it was a very small cock

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman  over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

All of the above and I have to hold myself back from being the grammar and spelling police. Autocorrect annoys me as it won't learn the words horny or pussy however often I type them. And that's a lot!

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton

Hi how are you?

(yeah, I'm easily pissed off)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a swingers site, so the word 'cock' is frequently used....I received two messages recently with it spelt 'cok'!! I mean, what it the point in saving one 'c'?? "

Cokbacks...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any message where they shorten my name from Carol to Car.......I'm not a bloody ford escort

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cart instead of can't

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There's a guy on here who sometimes says he likes 'The Anel'

It is, of course, tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a swingers site, so the word 'cock' is frequently used....I received two messages recently with it spelt 'cok'!! I mean, what it the point in saving one 'c'??

Perhaps it was a very small cock "

nearly choked on my tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed a trend, particularly on facebook, usually from some of my younger relatives in their early to mud twenties, who were educated when Labour were in government, who seem to not know the correct use of words.

For example.

The old There, their and they're mistakes

His instead of he's and vice versa

Are instead of our

Your instead of you'll (example 'your be fine')

Makes me wonder seriously about the state if education in this country.

I'm often tempted to correct them but resist in case I get accused of being the 'Grammar police'"

Remind me again...who was in power when the grammar schools closed?

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By *adybee77Woman  over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I hate the "smash your back doors in thing"

and any reference to "ruining" someone.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"I've noticed a trend, particularly on facebook, usually from some of my younger relatives in their early to mud twenties, who were educated when Labour were in government, who seem to not know the correct use of words.

For example.

The old There, their and they're mistakes

His instead of he's and vice versa

Are instead of our

Your instead of you'll (example 'your be fine')

Makes me wonder seriously about the state if education in this country.

I'm often tempted to correct them but resist in case I get accused of being the 'Grammar police'"

So their parents have no responsibility in making sure they can read and spell? Let's blame schools and governments instead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have to say I'm probably one of the ones that use words wrong occasionally. But that's only cos I can't always spell the words I need and I'm normally typing in a rush. However there is a time and place for the first message being "hi how are you fancy meeting" aaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh

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By *od ThrusterMan  over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"I hate the "smash your back doors in thing"

and any reference to "ruining" someone. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed a trend, particularly on facebook, usually from some of my younger relatives in their early to mud twenties, who were educated when Labour were in government, who seem to not know the correct use of words.

For example.

The old There, their and they're mistakes

His instead of he's and vice versa

Are instead of our

Your instead of you'll (example 'your be fine')

Makes me wonder seriously about the state if education in this country.

I'm often tempted to correct them but resist in case I get accused of being the 'Grammar police'"

Mud twenties?

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By *tmmCouple  over a year ago

harlow

I'm one of these "early to mud twenties" you speak of

I have to say I hate any messages written completely in text speak and grammar is a major issue to me. Although I do make the odd allowance for auto correct as I think we are all victims of that from time to time lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed a trend, particularly on facebook, usually from some of my younger relatives in their early to mud twenties, who were educated when Labour were in government, who seem to not know the correct use of words.

For example.

The old There, their and they're mistakes

His instead of he's and vice versa

Are instead of our

Your instead of you'll (example 'your be fine')

Makes me wonder seriously about the state if education in this country.

I'm often tempted to correct them but resist in case I get accused of being the 'Grammar police'

Mud twenties? "

I'm assuming its a confusing time in their middle twenties, ergo its muddy or muddled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hate any mention of 'smashing', 'destroying' or 'ruining' me...usually comes from some guy of 20 who looks about 6 stone soaking wet!

re:spelling, around the same time the tories stole our milk, we began to be taught english phonetically....unfortunately this is not a phonetic language......i actually got told off at work for putting 'weird full stop things' in my written records as they 'broke up the sentence so it didn't make sense'....they meant my ;!

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

'hey, so send me your face pics'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've noticed a trend, particularly on facebook, usually from some of my younger relatives in their early to mud twenties, who were educated when Labour were in government, who seem to not know the correct use of words.

For example.

The old There, their and they're mistakes

His instead of he's and vice versa

Are instead of our

Your instead of you'll (example 'your be fine')

Makes me wonder seriously about the state if education in this country.

I'm often tempted to correct them but resist in case I get accused of being the 'Grammar police'"

grammar police here... Mud twenties?... I rest my case my lord.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Anyone that gives their genitalia a namby pamby name...tinky winky, noo noo etc....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do I want my pussy ruined?

Do I bareback?

Do I want to be impregnated?

All of which I want to tell the guy to fuck off but im far too nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a swingers site, so the word 'cock' is frequently used....I received two messages recently with it spelt 'cok'!! I mean, what it the point in saving one 'c'??

Perhaps it was a very small cock "

That would be a coc?

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By *arabeefWoman  over a year ago

otley

i fort i wud message u

argghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

your and you're

there and their etc etc.

i know, pedantic, but it just gets to me

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"your and you're

there and their etc etc.

i know, pedantic, but it just gets to me"

I am pedantic too, I hate misspellings, also using 'should of.....' instead of 'should have.....'

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There's a theme I don't like - when you are contacted and the message puts other down to try and put themselves on the moral high ground.

Example (from a dating site) "You must get lots of messages, most of them rude and crude, unlike from me".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wont instead of want

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