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over a year ago
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Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.
Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.
Gross. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.
Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.
Gross. "
think of the flies he is eating while sat there minding his own business |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.
Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.
Gross. "
Hairspray  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kill it with fire!
Great idea! As it's sitting on my curtains. I'm sure that's not a fire risk at all?"
That meme really only works when you can post the picture  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.
Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.
Gross.
Hairspray "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep. 
Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told
So you hope  "
Wouldn't the spider realise there air coming out of your mouth and think "it a bit drafty on here. I'll find somewhere lay my eggs." ??? |
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"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.
Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told
So you hope
Wouldn't the spider realise there air coming out of your mouth and think "it a bit drafty on here. I'll find somewhere lay my eggs." ??? "
Spiders look for a nice dark moist place to lay eggs. Perfect place for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.
Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told
So you hope
Wouldn't the spider realise there air coming out of your mouth and think "it a bit drafty on here. I'll find somewhere lay my eggs." ???
Spiders look for a nice dark moist place to lay eggs. Perfect place for it"
I'm not talking to you anymore! |
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"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.
Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.
Gross. "
Spider, spider on the wall.
Ain't you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered?
Now you're stuck you silly bastard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave the poor guy alone, spiders have feelings too, they do a fine job of catching flies. Just because he's hairy and ugly doesn't make him, or her before you all jump in me, a bad spidy. Catch him and put him outside |
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"Leave the poor guy alone, spiders have feelings too, they do a fine job of catching flies. Just because he's hairy and ugly doesn't make him, or her before you all jump in me, a bad spidy. Catch him and put him outside "
hairy and ugly - lol i thought you were talking about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking spider on the curtains. Thrown all the bath toys at it and it's still here. I don't mind them if they run off and hide but this one is stubborn.
Looks like I'll have to get the Hoover out.
Gross.
Hairspray "
Just don't use the hairspray like a flame thrower like in Oz where bloke set light to BIG spider in his house that then ran around the place and burnt it to the ground!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.
Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told "
Total bollox...it's 22 a year |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"They do say on average humans swallow 8 spiders a year while we are asleep.
Apparently that is bollox its some urban legend or so i was told
Total bollox...it's 22 a year "
Told you they planed |
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