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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just messaged someone who claims to be a thermo-plastic engineer, and she's fit.
She's impressed that I'm a dolphin trainer too, it's looking promising 
Have you ever had a laugh convincing people you have an interesting job.
I once managed to get away with being a racehorse trainer for about two hours before I came clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just messaged someone who claims to be a thermo-plastic engineer, and she's fit.
She's impressed that I'm a dolphin trainer too, it's looking promising
Have you ever had a laugh convincing people you have an interesting job.
I once managed to get away with being a racehorse trainer for about two hours before I came clean. "
Told you not to tell anyone as I hate to brag 
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pink wellie wearer...I tried on and puddle tested wellington boots but only if they had pink in them
One of my previous 'real' jobs used to bring about questions 'Castle Manager'
What's that then? I manage a castle...big stone thing with turrets and cannons, suits of armour, ghosts etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just messaged someone who claims to be a thermo-plastic engineer, and she's fit.
She's impressed that I'm a dolphin trainer too, it's looking promising
Have you ever had a laugh convincing people you have an interesting job.
I once managed to get away with being a racehorse trainer for about two hours before I came clean. "
Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police.. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I was once at a gig and the compere (Cockney) was working the audience asking people to make up a fake job, with a pork pie as a prize. He picked on me, so my fake job was:
Council tea compliance officer, with a duty to make sure that no more than 30 minutes passed without everyone stopping for a cup of tea. No, no one drinks coffee, it's the North, son, everyone in the council drinks tea. Yes, they did once miss the 30 minute target and everyone downed tools for two days and went on strike, but no one noticed. Luckily they went back to work, as those shovels won't lean on themselves.
And did I win the pork pie? No, it was a 70 year old lady who's fake job was working down Thorsby Pit.
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