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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come in peeps,

I think we all need a drink today.

This is a happy house.

Be nice and polite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Grabs a brandy,has a seat by the log fire,nice mellow music,ahhhhh nice

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Grabs a brandy,has a seat by the log fire,nice mellow music,ahhhhh nice

"
large vodka please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Grabs a brandy,has a seat by the log fire,nice mellow music,ahhhhh nice

large vodka please x"
oh hello _tarbeck,sorry i fell asleep by the fire,take a seat i will get your drink,its on me

its been very quiet thismorning

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Grabs a brandy,has a seat by the log fire,nice mellow music,ahhhhh nice

large vodka please xoh hello _tarbeck,sorry i fell asleep by the fire,take a seat i will get your drink,its on me

its been very quiet thismorning

"
good that means i get special service

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

Afternoon Happy

Afternoon guys

We're only passing through but will be back in for a G&T (or two) later...

Happy Friday peeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Grabs a brandy,has a seat by the log fire,nice mellow music,ahhhhh nice

large vodka please xoh hello _tarbeck,sorry i fell asleep by the fire,take a seat i will get your drink,its on me

its been very quiet thismorning

good that means i get special service

"
well we can sit here by the fire and chat,when you want a drink just help yourself its on me today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon Happy

Afternoon guys

We're only passing through but will be back in for a G&T (or two) later...

Happy Friday peeps

"
afternoon guys,of course i will have your drinks waiting for you both

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Ooh I've had a really tough week

.. Can I have a hendricks with cucumber and tonic and a wee sit by the fire too?

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Afternoon Happy

Afternoon guys

We're only passing through but will be back in for a G&T (or two) later...

Happy Friday peeps

afternoon guys,of course i will have your drinks waiting for you both

Thank you

Another Hendricks fan above too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh I've had a really tough week

.. Can I have a hendricks with cucumber and tonic and a wee sit by the fire too?

"
of course you can guys,make yourselves at home i will get your drinks,this is _tarbeck by the way

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Ooh I've had a really tough week

.. Can I have a hendricks with cucumber and tonic and a wee sit by the fire too?

of course you can guys,make yourselves at home i will get your drinks,this is _tarbeck by the way

Thanks _tarbeck.... Mrs S here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh I've had a really tough week

.. Can I have a hendricks with cucumber and tonic and a wee sit by the fire too?

of course you can guys,make yourselves at home i will get your drinks,this is _tarbeck by the way

Thanks _tarbeck.... Mrs S here

"
sorry lol i'm slappy the landlord and and these are my friends _tarbeck and mnt4ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh I've had a really tough week

.. Can I have a hendricks with cucumber and tonic and a wee sit by the fire too?

of course you can guys,make yourselves at home i will get your drinks,this is _tarbeck by the way

Thanks _tarbeck.... Mrs S here

"
sorry would you like some ice?

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

The cucumber really makes a difference, lovely

going down far to easy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The cucumber really makes a difference, lovely

going down far to easy!

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glad your enjoying it,we will be haveing a game of take your pick later folks

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"The cucumber really makes a difference, lovely

going down far to easy!

Loads of ice. .feverfew tonic and a wee sprinkling of crushed black pepper... heaven.

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"The cucumber really makes a difference, lovely

going down far to easy!

Loads of ice. .feverfew tonic and a wee sprinkling of crushed black pepper... heaven.

We've never tried it with the pepper, cucumbers a firm fave as long it's Hendricks or maybe a slice of kiwi.

What's "take your pick" Slappy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok guys,i will have a board up on the stage with 20 enelopes on it and you will take your pick,i will bid you for it back without oppening it,its your choice to take my bid or open it,there could be anything from a loo roll,to a weekend in swingers heaven,DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE GAMBLE!!!

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Ok guys,i will have a board up on the stage with 20 enelopes on it and you will take your pick,i will bid you for it back without oppening it,its your choice to take my bid or open it,there could be anything from a loo roll,to a weekend in swingers heaven,DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE GAMBLE!!!

Ooooo... Sounds fun! Got our eye on the loo roll

What time does it start?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Prob bout nine or ten

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Prob bout nine or ten

sounds like fun! !

.. But I will be out then

.... otherwise I will be checking in later lol..

Is that fire in need of some more logs and I will have to try the slice of kiwi! ! Always up for something new

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Prob bout nine or ten

sounds like fun! !

.. But I will be out then

.... otherwise I will be checking in later lol..

Is that fire in need of some more logs and I will have to try the slice of kiwi! ! Always up for something new

"
of course,and i will go and get more logs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might have to dip into this one, just tell us which ones got the best prize in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might have to dip into this one, just tell us which ones got the best prize in

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i'm going to play fair and jot down prizes on 20 bits of paper and pull them put of a hat

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Might have to dip into this one, just tell us which ones got the best prize in

i'm going to play fair and jot down prizes on 20 bits of paper and pull them put of a hat

Guess there all small prizes if they fit in a hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might have to dip into this one, just tell us which ones got the best prize in

i'm going to play fair and jot down prizes on 20 bits of paper and pull them put of a hat

Guess there all small prizes if they fit in a hat

"
you never know what can come out of a hat lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hic hic hic

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I need a large brandy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a sex on the beach please. It's been a while since I've had one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a large brandy"
there you go sir enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a sex on the beach please. It's been a while since I've had one."
of course madam,would you like it on the rocks

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Cheers h s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a sex on the beach please. It's been a while since I've had one.of course madam,would you like it on the rocks

lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers h s "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a sex on the beach please. It's been a while since I've had one.of course madam,would you like it on the rocks

lovely"
comeing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double southern comfort lemonade and lime please....oh and chocolate if you have any x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a sex on the beach please. It's been a while since I've had one.of course madam,would you like it on the rocks

lovelycomeing up

thanks, just what I need

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By *layersdelightCouple over a year ago

Stevenage

Mmm a nice warming baileys please landlord.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Double southern comfort lemonade and lime please....oh and chocolate if you have any x"
comeing up,ive got a curly worly is that ok madam?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Double southern comfort lemonade and lime please....oh and chocolate if you have any xcomeing up,ive got a curly worly is that ok madam?

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that's great thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmm a nice warming baileys please landlord."
here you go madam,would you like some nuts?

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

Just a nice sambuca please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a nice sambuca please

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anything for you my baby

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Just a nice sambuca please

anything for you my baby

thank you. (give you alittle kiss on cheek) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a nice sambuca please

anything for you my baby

thank you. (give you alittle kiss on cheek) x"
later darling,layer

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Just a nice sambuca please

anything for you my baby

thank you. (give you alittle kiss on cheek) xlater darling,layer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a nice sambuca please

anything for you my baby

thank you. (give you alittle kiss on cheek) xlater darling,layer

"
i will show you my hot tub later,just a little tour of course

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Just a nice sambuca please

anything for you my baby

thank you. (give you alittle kiss on cheek) xlater darling,layer

i will show you my hot tub later,just a little tour of course

of course, a little tour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a nice sambuca please

anything for you my baby

thank you. (give you alittle kiss on cheek) xlater darling,layer

i will show you my hot tub later,just a little tour of course

of course, a little tour

"
lets have a quiet little seat in the corner i will get our drinks

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Just a nice sambuca please

anything for you my baby

thank you. (give you alittle kiss on cheek) xlater darling,layer

i will show you my hot tub later,just a little tour of course

of course, a little tour

lets have a quiet little seat in the corner i will get our drinks

sounds good, but not sure if anyone is actually here still lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They are hideing behind the curtains

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

Hey Slappy, getting busy in here tonight!

Two G&T's please ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Slappy, getting busy in here tonight!

Two G&T's please ....

"
hi guys,comeing up,ice and slice?

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Hey Slappy, getting busy in here tonight!

Two G&T's please ....

hi guys,comeing up,ice and slice?

Yes please

That would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Slappy, getting busy in here tonight!

Two G&T's please ....

hi guys,comeing up,ice and slice?

Yes please

That would be lovely

"
there you go guys,enjoy im over there in the corner if you need me

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Hey Slappy, getting busy in here tonight!

Two G&T's please ....

hi guys,comeing up,ice and slice?

Yes please

vodka please x

That would be lovely

there you go guys,enjoy im over there in the corner if you need me

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

o can I have a flirtini?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"o can I have a flirtini? "
you can have fifty flirtinis if you want my sweetness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Slappy, getting busy in here tonight!

Two G&T's please ....

hi guys,comeing up,ice and slice?

Yes please

vodka please x

That would be lovely

there you go guys,enjoy im over there in the corner if you need me

"
vodka comeing up _tarbeck

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By *layersdelightCouple over a year ago

Stevenage

"Mmm a nice warming baileys please landlord.here you go madam,would you like some nuts?

roasted

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Hey Slappy, getting busy in here tonight!

Two G&T's please ....

hi guys,comeing up,ice and slice?

Yes please

vodka please x

That would be lovely

there you go guys,enjoy im over there in the corner if you need me

vodka comeing up _tarbeck

Thanks Slappy, a nice gathering in tonight

Evening Starbeck ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmm a nice warming baileys please landlord.here you go madam,would you like some nuts?

roasted"
sure madam,spicy or unspicy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a large vodka....cold and straight please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a large vodka....cold and straight please

"
well helloooooooooooo comeing right up madam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a large vodka....cold and straight please

well helloooooooooooo comeing right up madam

With a vodka chaser.....I need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a large vodka....cold and straight please

well helloooooooooooo comeing right up madam

With a vodka chaser.....I need it

"
here is the bottle;go easy with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a large vodka....cold and straight please

well helloooooooooooo comeing right up madam

With a vodka chaser.....I need it

here is the bottle;go easy with that

Haha I don't drink so I think I'll collapse after sniffing the first lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large 1 for me please

Glad to see you back xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phew. Just got in with the kids. Have i time for a quickie before 'i'm a celebrity'? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large 1 for me please

Glad to see you back xx"
of course,is that a drink you want??

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

think I'll try a Screwdriver.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Is there a drink called "smacked bottom".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"think I'll try a Screwdriver."
mmmmmmm i will gladly give you that madam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a drink called "smacked bottom".

"
for you of course madam,spanking up

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Is there a drink called "smacked bottom".

for you of course madam,spanking up

Thank you sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jo can you lookafter the bar for a bit please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just seen a YouTube video for a drink called a strawberry blow job

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just seen a YouTube video for a drink called a strawberry blow job"
could you show me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just seen a YouTube video for a drink called a strawberry blow jobcould you show me please

sent

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

hoping to try every cocktail...next up ummm a Quick Fuck please slappy?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Hey. . So bored. . Can I have a very large hendricks please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hoping to try every cocktail...next up ummm a Quick Fuck please slappy?

"
i only do slow ones

is that ok with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey. . So bored. . Can I have a very large hendricks please

"
comeing straight up,cuecumber with that?pepper?

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By *0 Shades of RedCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hendricks..... Much prefer Bombay sapphire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hendricks..... Much prefer Bombay sapphire "
comeing up madam,have a seat

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"hoping to try every cocktail...next up ummm a Quick Fuck please slappy?

i only do slow ones

is that ok with you?

oh guess I'll manage with that

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By *0 Shades of RedCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

So kind sir......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So kind sir......

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well thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hoping to try every cocktail...next up ummm a Quick Fuck please slappy?

i only do slow ones

is that ok with you?

oh guess I'll manage with that

"
can you look after the bar for a bit please darling

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"hoping to try every cocktail...next up ummm a Quick Fuck please slappy?

i only do slow ones

is that ok with you?

oh guess I'll manage with that

can you look after the bar for a bit please darling

sorry hun. need an early night. stressful day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

CLOSED!!! GONE FISHING

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