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We welcome emails from single Males or females
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have noticed on a lot of peeps profiles they include the above comment yet on their preferences they state 'No single males'! What's that all about then?"
It means 'No single Males' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And your point is Dogmeisters? this is a sex site!"
My point is you're not a single male so why worry, not sure what being a sex site has to do with anything, but your humour is certainly lacking, i seen the funny side  |
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"And your point is Dogmeisters? this is a sex site!
My point is you're not a single male so why worry, not sure what being a sex site has to do with anything, but your humour is certainly lacking, i seen the funny side "
Ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess I must be the only married man on this site then? "
No lol obviously you ain't however its a site for meeting like minded people and all are welcome but the sex side aint guaranteed hence it aint a sex site xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"((((((((((( sigh )))))))))))))) im tired ,,,, going to open the wine
If I wasn't at work tomorrow, I'd open a vat of the friggging stuff   "
I have a lovely fruity cider here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"((((((((((( sigh )))))))))))))) im tired ,,,, going to open the wine
If I wasn't at work tomorrow, I'd open a vat of the friggging stuff
I have a lovely fruity cider here "
I gets pissed on a pint a cider lol it goes straight ta me head xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"((((((((((( sigh )))))))))))))) im tired ,,,, going to open the wine
If I wasn't at work tomorrow, I'd open a vat of the friggging stuff
I have a lovely fruity cider here
I gets pissed on a pint a cider lol it goes straight ta me head xx "
Will a half go straight to your hips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"((((((((((( sigh )))))))))))))) im tired ,,,, going to open the wine
If I wasn't at work tomorrow, I'd open a vat of the friggging stuff
I have a lovely fruity cider here "
I'll have ASDA Non- Fruity Cider tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"((((((((((( sigh )))))))))))))) im tired ,,,, going to open the wine
If I wasn't at work tomorrow, I'd open a vat of the friggging stuff
I have a lovely fruity cider here
I gets pissed on a pint a cider lol it goes straight ta me head xx
Will a half go straight to your hips "
Ha bloody ha lol two words
Beach party xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And your point is Dogmeisters? this is a sex site!
Nope its a swingers meeting site there is a world of difference actually xx  "
Opinions ?? Wonders n ceasing n all that ......wow. |
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It basically means they are happy to read a well constructed email, which has taken you an hour to construct.
The email will contain, in lurid and graphic detail, what you want to do with them.
They will use this email to get off on. In reality 'they' won't. The husband will. Because he is the one who logs on and reads the mails in the relationship.
Because he is the one in the relationship who knows they have a profile on a swingers site.
So basically, you are going to construct and write down a wank fantasy for a middle aged male fantasist.
Who will then try and have sex with his wife. Who will tell him to wait until Piers Morgans' expose on Cleethorpes has finished on ITV7.
So he will go and have an unsatisfying wank on his own.
And in a funny way, one wanker will have helped another wanker get off.
But they will never fuck you.
So don't send them an email.
*sits back smugly* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It basically means they are happy to read a well constructed email, which has taken you an hour to construct.
The email will contain, in lurid and graphic detail, what you want to do with them.
They will use this email to get off on. In reality 'they' won't. The husband will. Because he is the one who logs on and reads the mails in the relationship.
Because he is the one in the relationship who knows they have a profile on a swingers site.
So basically, you are going to construct and write down a wank fantasy for a middle aged male fantasist.
Who will then try and have sex with his wife. Who will tell him to wait until Piers Morgans' expose on Cleethorpes has finished on ITV7.
So he will go and have an unsatisfying wank on his own.
And in a funny way, one wanker will have helped another wanker get off.
But they will never fuck you.
So don't send them an email.
*sits back smugly*"
shove up, i want to sit and watch the fireworks |
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"It basically means they are happy to read a well constructed email, which has taken you an hour to construct.
The email will contain, in lurid and graphic detail, what you want to do with them.
They will use this email to get off on. In reality 'they' won't. The husband will. Because he is the one who logs on and reads the mails in the relationship.
Because he is the one in the relationship who knows they have a profile on a swingers site.
So basically, you are going to construct and write down a wank fantasy for a middle aged male fantasist.
Who will then try and have sex with his wife. Who will tell him to wait until Piers Morgans' expose on Cleethorpes has finished on ITV7.
So he will go and have an unsatisfying wank on his own.
And in a funny way, one wanker will have helped another wanker get off.
But they will never fuck you.
So don't send them an email.
*sits back smugly*
shove up, i want to sit and watch the fireworks "
I could send you a well constructed email if you want?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some just get loads of mail from single men and not alot from couples. And after a time just get fed up with it. And yes maybe thay should say when we are looking for single men we will mail you ,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It basically means they are happy to read a well constructed email, which has taken you an hour to construct.
The email will contain, in lurid and graphic detail, what you want to do with them.
They will use this email to get off on. In reality 'they' won't. The husband will. Because he is the one who logs on and reads the mails in the relationship.
Because he is the one in the relationship who knows they have a profile on a swingers site.
So basically, you are going to construct and write down a wank fantasy for a middle aged male fantasist.
Who will then try and have sex with his wife. Who will tell him to wait until Piers Morgans' expose on Cleethorpes has finished on ITV7.
So he will go and have an unsatisfying wank on his own.
And in a funny way, one wanker will have helped another wanker get off.
But they will never fuck you.
So don't send them an email.
*sits back smugly*"
I love this - bugger the sex im having too much fun giggling |
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