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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1, Ask ya missus to strip off an' stand with both her feet in a bucket
2, Bend her over, keeping her legs straight
3, Pull the bucket handle up over the back of her head....just to keep her in position 
4, The rest is "standard doggy" but she'll be extra extra tight  |
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"1, Ask ya missus to strip off an' stand with both her feet in a bucket
2, Bend her over, keeping her legs straight
3, Pull the bucket handle up over the back of her head....just to keep her in position
4, The rest is "standard doggy" but she'll be extra extra tight "
what sort of bucket... a plasic one or stainless steel?   |
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Good luck staying alive after you've let her know that 'tightness' is an issue.
And don't think for a second you'll get the chance to 'explain what i meant by that honey' before the first blows land on you...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good luck staying alive after you've let her know that 'tightness' is an issue.
And don't think for a second you'll get the chance to 'explain what i meant by that honey' before the first blows land on you..."
lol, not an issue in our house, Kates got a fanny like an 18yr old |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"lol, not an issue in our house, Kates got a fanny like an 18yr old "
Mate of mine used to say that and then finish with
"fanny like an 18yr old boy going out with a 60 year old!"
The relationship didn't last long  |
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