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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is a happy little place to chill have a drink and chat to peeps old and new.

We need some more bonding around here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

eeh, i was going to the shops, how have i ended up in here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eeh, i was going to the shops, how have i ended up in here?"
have a seat madam,what can i get you to drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think i will have a quicky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am off to the gym so can you stick a protein shake on the floor, ready for when I crawl in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So is this a place to chat within "the lounge" section of the forum where you can chat if you don't want to chat in a chat room or just in the forum which is designed for posting and commenting/chatting?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol in fact it's not even in the lounge lol

"swingers chat and pretend bars" excellent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So is this a place to chat within "the lounge" section of the forum where you can chat if you don't want to chat in a chat room or just in the forum which is designed for posting and commenting/chatting?"
do you want a beer sir?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you need a bouncer? seem to have some unwanted guests in here.

i'll have a please. done my shopping now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow?

Not very tavern I know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you need a bouncer? seem to have some unwanted guests in here.

i'll have a please. done my shopping now."
it is madam,so what brings you into my pub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow?

Not very tavern I know..."
of course madam,would you like fresh cream aswell?

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By *horshiperMan over a year ago

London

Could i have one of those things Del boy drinks ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could i have one of those things Del boy drinks ?"
comeing up sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow?

Not very tavern I know...of course madam,would you like fresh cream aswell?

Hahaha...erm...FAB cream or cream cream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow?

Not very tavern I know...of course madam,would you like fresh cream aswell?

Hahaha...erm...FAB cream or cream cream?"
irish cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I have a massive hot chocolate with a HUGE marshmallow?

Not very tavern I know...of course madam,would you like fresh cream aswell?

Hahaha...erm...FAB cream or cream cream?irish cream

Oh!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you need a bouncer? seem to have some unwanted guests in here.

i'll have a please. done my shopping now. it is madam,so what brings you into my pub?

the fun conversation

and the staff...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking

Sounds like a plan

Put another dime in the juke box baby.....

Hi by the way ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking

Sounds like a plan

Put another dime in the juke box baby.....

Hi by the way ......"
hello madam,what can i get you to drink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking

Sounds like a plan

Put another dime in the juke box baby.....

Hi by the way ......hello madam,what can i get you to drink?

Is it too early for a vodka and diet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking

Sounds like a plan

Put another dime in the juke box baby.....

Hi by the way ......hello madam,what can i get you to drink?

Is it too early for a vodka and diet ?

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of course not i will join you,fancy a seat in that quiet little corner over there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lets get some tunes on,and get this place rocking

Sounds like a plan

Put another dime in the juke box baby.....

Hi by the way ......hello madam,what can i get you to drink?

Is it too early for a vodka and diet ?

of course not i will join you,fancy a seat in that quiet little corner over there

Sure. Why not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So what brings you in here then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what brings you in here then?

Quiet lunch time drink after a morning's shopping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So what brings you in here then?

Quiet lunch time drink after a morning's shopping. "
aww cool,well i have just opened this place,cos i think its very important for people to mingle and get to know eachother,do you think its a good idea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what brings you in here then?

Quiet lunch time drink after a morning's shopping. aww cool,well i have just opened this place,cos i think its very important for people to mingle and get to know eachother,do you think its a good idea?

A great idea indeed. A bit like Cheers. Where everybody knows your name ....lol

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

The "happy tavern" like the name

It's quite busy in here today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes thats it,im sooooo glad you and me are on the same wave lenght

now would you like another drink?my round

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The "happy tavern" like the name

It's quite busy in here today

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it is indeed,what can i get you guys??my shout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes thats it,im sooooo glad you and me are on the same wave lenght

now would you like another drink?my round

Oh go on then, but just one more mind, and make sure it's a single. Don't go sneaking another measure in there. I shall have to leave the car and catch the bus now

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"The "happy tavern" like the name

It's quite busy in here today

it is indeed,what can i get you guys??my shout

Thank you landlord, that's ever so kind... The last time we were in a pub things got rather frisky and we forgot about the drinks...

Can we have a Gin and Tonic and a Gin and Lemonade please, with ice and a slice in both, many thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes thats it,im sooooo glad you and me are on the same wave lenght

now would you like another drink?my round

Oh go on then, but just one more mind, and make sure it's a single. Don't go sneaking another measure in there. I shall have to leave the car and catch the bus now

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its ok sweetness,i will get you a taxi later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The "happy tavern" like the name

It's quite busy in here today

it is indeed,what can i get you guys??my shout

Thank you landlord, that's ever so kind... The last time we were in a pub things got rather frisky and we forgot about the drinks...

Can we have a Gin and Tonic and a Gin and Lemonade please, with ice and a slice in both, many thanks "
sure comeing up,grab a seat for the afternoon,i will show you around a bit later

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"The "happy tavern" like the name

It's quite busy in here today

it is indeed,what can i get you guys??my shout

Thank you landlord, that's ever so kind... The last time we were in a pub things got rather frisky and we forgot about the drinks...

Can we have a Gin and Tonic and a Gin and Lemonade please, with ice and a slice in both, many thanks sure comeing up,grab a seat for the afternoon,i will show you around a bit later

Look forward to it, thanks, we will just be over in the corner, that looks like a comfy sofa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheers!

*raises glass to the landlord and fellow drinkers*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers!

*raises glass to the landlord and fellow drinkers*"
cheers!allways nice to have new regulers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are you two ok over there in the corner??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheers!

*raises glass to the landlord and fellow drinkers*cheers!allways nice to have new regulers

I have to catch my bus now but Thank you for the warm welcome. I guess I shall have to pop back tomorrow to pick up my car. Perhaps I'll pop in for a coffee if you're open and I have time

I'm Marion by the way. And you are ......?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers!

*raises glass to the landlord and fellow drinkers*cheers!allways nice to have new regulers

I have to catch my bus now but Thank you for the warm welcome. I guess I shall have to pop back tomorrow to pick up my car. Perhaps I'll pop in for a coffee if you're open and I have time

I'm Marion by the way. And you are ......?"
nice to meet you,just call me slappy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the bar still open or am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm back from the gym, on my hands n knees. Where's that protein shake I had on order from earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm back from the gym, on my hands n knees. Where's that protein shake I had on order from earlier

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here you i made that myself just for you

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm back from the gym, on my hands n knees. Where's that protein shake I had on order from earlier

here you i made that myself just for you

enjoy

Top dude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm back from the gym, on my hands n knees. Where's that protein shake I had on order from earlier

here you i made that myself just for you

enjoy

Top dude!

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your very wellcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I think I'll just collapse in the corner and have a heart attack

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

vodka for me please and make that a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I think I'll just collapse in the corner and have a heart attack

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why dont go upstairs and have a lie down for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"vodka for me please and make that a double

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comeing up madam,ice and slice?

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By *horshiperMan over a year ago

London

Have you got any pork scratching's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you got any pork scratching's "
of course sir,smooth or hairy ones?

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By *horshiperMan over a year ago

London

"Have you got any pork scratching's of course sir,smooth or hairy ones?

PMSL waxed ones ?

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Are you two ok over there in the corner??

Having a lovely time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you got any pork scratching's of course sir,smooth or hairy ones?

PMSL waxed ones ?"
we dont wax here sir,but i do use a blowtorch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you two ok over there in the corner??

Having a lovely time

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oh thats good,i will bring over some more drinks in a sec,and join you if thats ok?i'm just waiting for my staff

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Are you two ok over there in the corner??

Having a lovely time

oh thats good,i will bring over some more drinks in a sec,and join you if thats ok?i'm just waiting for my staff

Whenever your free...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you two ok over there in the corner??

Having a lovely time

oh thats good,i will bring over some more drinks in a sec,and join you if thats ok?i'm just waiting for my staff

Whenever your free...

"
here is your drinks and some hot nuts

back soon

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Are you two ok over there in the corner??

Having a lovely time

oh thats good,i will bring over some more drinks in a sec,and join you if thats ok?i'm just waiting for my staff

Whenever your free...

here is your drinks and some hot nuts

back soon

Thanks, that's quite a handful ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is the bar still open or am I too late?"
oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the bar still open or am I too late?oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want??

large vodka please, hold the it's been one of those days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is the bar still open or am I too late?oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want??

large vodka please, hold the it's been one of those days."
here you go madam,have the bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the bar still open or am I too late?oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want??

large vodka please, hold the it's been one of those days.here you go madam,have the bottle

thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is the bar still open or am I too late?oh i am very sorry madam,what can i get you??its on the house whatever you want??

large vodka please, hold the it's been one of those days.here you go madam,have the bottle

thanks"
i will jion you in a sec to help you drink it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll try to save you some

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll try to save you some"
you better lol i havent stopped all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it all"
oh thanks lol,i better grab another bottle then,i will take charge this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it alloh thanks lol,i better grab another bottle then,i will take charge this time

hope it's not on rations

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it alloh thanks lol,i better grab another bottle then,i will take charge this time

hope it's not on rations"
i dont wat you getting all flirty on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've poured you a glass so I won't drink it alloh thanks lol,i better grab another bottle then,i will take charge this time

hope it's not on rationsi dont wat you getting all flirty on me

oh okay, apologies now if I already have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a stiff one!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha...Oh my life. Just had the funniest chat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a stiff one!!!"
what can i get you madam!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see more vodka drinkers have been in.

How's everyone this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see more vodka drinkers have been in.

How's everyone this evening?

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hi its nice to see you again,vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!

I would like amaretto, double with lime please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a private bar or can anyone come in. Ive just done work id love a drink!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail?

Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender .....

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail?

Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender .....

Thank you x"
comeing right up,would you like nuts with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!

I would like amaretto, double with lime please!"
thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a private bar or can anyone come in. Ive just done work id love a drink!!"
sure sir,what can i get you?its on the house for haveing to wait so long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail?

Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender .....

Thank you x"

Ooh never tried that!

Is that a real drink like?

Oh I gotta try that..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!

I would like amaretto, double with lime please!thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here

Neck massage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!

I would like amaretto, double with lime please!thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here

Neck massage?"
of course,can i show you around upstairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!

I would like amaretto, double with lime please!thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here

Neck massage?of course,can i show you around upstairs

Oh I say!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail?

Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender .....

Thank you xcomeing right up,would you like nuts with that?

I think a handful of Nobby's nuts would go down well, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail?

Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender .....

Thank you xcomeing right up,would you like nuts with that?

I think a handful of Nobby's nuts would go down well, thanks."
sure madam here you go,will there be anything else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a stiff one!!!what can i get you madam!

I would like amaretto, double with lime please!thare you go madam,enjoy,is there anything else i can do for you while i'm here

Neck massage?of course,can i show you around upstairs

Oh I say!!"
are you comeing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail?

Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender .....

Thank you x

Ooh never tried that!

Is that a real drink like?

Oh I gotta try that..

Apparently known as Amaretto Apple pie (resists warm apple pie references from Amarican Pie)

It's 25ml of vodka and same of Amaretto mixed with 100ml of apple juice xx (but I'm sure Slappy new that anyway)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail?

Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender .....

Thank you xcomeing right up,would you like nuts with that?

I think a handful of Nobby's nuts would go down well, thanks.sure madam here you go,will there be anything else?

More tunes on the jukebox, I think. I fancy a boogie .....vodka going to my head a bit ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well as you've got the amaretto out for blueskies there can you mix me up a cocktail?

Vodka amaretto and apple juice. On the rocks, if you will bartender .....

Thank you x

Ooh never tried that!

Is that a real drink like?

Oh I gotta try that..

Apparently known as Amaretto Apple pie (resists warm apple pie references from Amarican Pie)

It's 25ml of vodka and same of Amaretto mixed with 100ml of apple juice xx (but I'm sure Slappy new that anyway)"
i lern something new every day madam xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can someone look after the bar for half hour please,i have to take care of something upstairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone look after the bar for half hour please,i have to take care of something upstairs

I'm sending a search party upstairs. You said half an hour; it's been 39 minutes (and counting).....

Did you get tied up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Here i am sorry about that,a very picky guest to deal with,

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep"

Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ......

Dominoes anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep"
you missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep

Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ......

Dominoes anyone?"
we have all our private games upstairs madam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep

Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ......

Dominoes anyone?we have all our private games upstairs madam

Ahh. I see. I haven't had the tour yet. Hadn't realised there was a games room

Is there a dark, dank, dingy cellar too I wonder ....?

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?

Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep

Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ......

Dominoes anyone?we have all our private games upstairs madam

Ahh. I see. I haven't had the tour yet. Hadn't realised there was a games room

Is there a dark, dank, dingy cellar too I wonder ....?"
there is but thats whare i keep my bouncers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?

Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay....."
of course,come on my new barmaid will bring our drinks up,follow me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?

Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay....."

Plastic containers only in the hot tub please. Safety first and all that. (I have a hot tub too, can't be to careful, can you?)

I would join you but I don't have a bathing suit with me. Oh dear, what a shame ......

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?

Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay.....

Plastic containers only in the hot tub please. Safety first and all that. (I have a hot tub too, can't be to careful, can you?)

I would join you but I don't have a bathing suit with me. Oh dear, what a shame ......"

Oh... Your the new barmaid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleep

Hesitant to say this but perhaps we need a game to liven things up a little ......

Dominoes anyone?we have all our private games upstairs madam

Ahh. I see. I haven't had the tour yet. Hadn't realised there was a games room

Is there a dark, dank, dingy cellar too I wonder ....?there is but thats whare i keep my bouncers

(So many jokes in there somewhere)

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?

Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay.....of course,come on my new barmaid will bring our drinks up,follow me

On our way... Just getting some plastic glasses for the drinks (safety first)

...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did we miss anything.... It was so snug in the corner we sort of fell asleepyou missed our little party in my hot tub,another drink?

Yes please why not! We were going to go home and get in our hot tub but since you have one we might be persuaded to stay.....

Plastic containers only in the hot tub please. Safety first and all that. (I have a hot tub too, can't be to careful, can you?)

I would join you but I don't have a bathing suit with me. Oh dear, what a shame ......

Oh... Your the new barmaid

Ermm... It appears so.....Slappy - Am I the new barmaid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You are but i need to see you in my office if thats ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are but i need to see you in my office if thats ok

Not now Slappy. I'm run off my feet here. After hours perhaps .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You are but i need to see you in my office if thats ok

Not now Slappy. I'm run off my feet here. After hours perhaps ......."
ok later then,can i have a round of drinks up in my hot tub please,we have guests to take care of up there please

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

evening. can I have a large brandy please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening. can I have a large brandy please? "
hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"evening. can I have a large brandy please? hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up

*As a shout comes down the stairs*.....

..... "It's nice and warm in here"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening. can I have a large brandy please? hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up

*As a shout comes down the stairs*.....

..... "It's nice and warm in here"

"
i think shes run off

aww well three is better than two

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"evening. can I have a large brandy please? hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up

*As a shout comes down the stairs*.....

..... "It's nice and warm in here"

i think shes run off

aww well three is better than two

Best pub we've been to in a long while since the Horny Lion closed last week.... More the merrier, it's quite a size

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening. can I have a large brandy please? hellooooooooo madam,come upstairs and relax in my hot tub,my barmaid will bring our drinks up

*As a shout comes down the stairs*.....

..... "It's nice and warm in here"

i think shes run off

aww well three is better than two

Best pub we've been to in a long while since the Horny Lion closed last week.... More the merrier, it's quite a size "
it is yes im glad you like it,when we finish warming up in here i will show you to your four poster with a little twist

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

Another large brandy please. rough day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another large brandy please. rough day "
here you go my sweetness now are you comeing to relax in my tub

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Another large brandy please. rough day here you go my sweetness now are you comeing to relax in my tub

not at the moment hun maybe in a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another large brandy please. rough day here you go my sweetness now are you comeing to relax in my tub

not at the moment hun maybe in a bit

"
ok well we are up in the hot room when your ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whares my barmaid???? On my word she is going to get the tin tak if shes not carefull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone call?

I got tied up down in the cellar .....damn those bouncers ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there an empty stool? Anyone mind if I bring my guitar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there an empty stool? Anyone mind if I bring my guitar? "

Make yourself at home. You and your guitar are quite welcome. What can I get you to drink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there an empty stool? Anyone mind if I bring my guitar?

Make yourself at home. You and your guitar are quite welcome. What can I get you to drink?"

Ooh a pint of peroni if you have it please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there an empty stool? Anyone mind if I bring my guitar?

Make yourself at home. You and your guitar are quite welcome. What can I get you to drink?

Ooh a pint of peroni if you have it please

Anything else Sir? Nuts perhaps, pork scratchings....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can i have a very large brandy please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i have a very large brandy please

Ermm.... Are you okay guv?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another brandy please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another brandy please

Oh dear. Guv's not feeling too good it seems. Might have to shut up shop early tonight......*ducks to avoid flying objects*

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Another brandy please

Can you make that two??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im going upstairs to rest my head

i will leave you to lock up sweetness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok you sexy lot. Last orders. You heard the boss.

More fun, games and banter another day .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yawnnnnnn is it morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning Slappy

*rubs eyes*

Kettle's on. Who wants a brew?

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Yawnnnnnn is it morning

Can't believe we all slept in the hot tub last night, it's going to take an iron to get rid of all these wrinkles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Morning Slappy

*rubs eyes*

Kettle's on. Who wants a brew?

"
grrrrrrrrrr i need a coffee large one please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Earl grey please. Not sure the landlord will be around today ? He's a bit flighty that one !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yawnnnnnn is it morning

Can't believe we all slept in the hot tub last night, it's going to take an iron to get rid of all these wrinkles

"
i need one of those streatching things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One large coffee and an earl grey coming up. What about you wrinkly hot tub folks - what can I get you - except and iron that is lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Earl grey please. Not sure the landlord will be around today ? He's a bit flighty that one ! "
heres your coffee sir

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"One large coffee and an earl grey coming up. What about you wrinkly hot tub folks - what can I get you - except and iron that is lol x"

One Americano and a cafe au lait please, thanks very much

Just trying to straighten ourselves out ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The kitchen isn't fully open yet so we can't offer a full English, would anyone like toast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The kitchen isn't fully open yet so we can't offer a full English, would anyone like toast?"
toast is fine thankyou,right i need to go down to feed the bouncers

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"The kitchen isn't fully open yet so we can't offer a full English, would anyone like toast?"

Not for us thanks, we need to get moving, might pop back in later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a cup o' joe....strong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a cup o' joe....strong.

xx"

Passes blue her drink and necks a JD and . Bottoms UP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a cup o' joe....strong.

Passes blue her drink and necks a JD and . Bottoms UP

Oops where's my manners, have one for yourself happy S

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a cup o' joe....strong.

Passes blue her drink and necks a JD and . Bottoms UP

Thank you Tom,

how goes it out there and when are you coming back to England?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue that is the million dollars question a week 2 10 days or when my face is very very brown.

Slappy do you take dollars or Togolese CFR if not best ask blue for the wedge.

Good luck with that lol

Maybe payment in kind blue ??0

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blue that is the million dollars question a week 2 10 days or when my face is very very brown.

Slappy do you take dollars or Togolese CFR if not best ask blue for the wedge.

Good luck with that lol

Maybe payment in kind blue ??0"

It's been said I'm a generous wench....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning....need coffee Pleeeeease

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*"
hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning....need coffee Pleeeeease

"
sure madam,here you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou

Get your hands off my treasure chest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou

Get your hands off my treasure chest!

Happy days, glad we could come to an agreement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou

Get your hands off my treasure chest!

"
oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou

Get your hands off my treasure chest!

oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway

What about genuine nipples?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou

Get your hands off my treasure chest!

oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway

What about genuine nipples?

"
only pointy ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou

Get your hands off my treasure chest!

oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway

What about genuine nipples?

only pointy ones

Picky fecker aren't ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi you two,have you paid for those drinks????????????????

Ah I have the cash here....*points at chest*hmmmmmmm i see you got a couple of nice pointy diamonds there,i will take those thankyou

Get your hands off my treasure chest!

oh its ok,i dont accept fake diamonds anyway

What about genuine nipples?

only pointy ones

Picky fecker aren't ya?

"
thats why you put a smile on my face and i call that a great success

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Grabs a brandy and slides into the hot tub

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

is the bar open yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"is the bar open yet "
for you my dear im open 27/7

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7

"
could i have a large brandy to warm me up please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7

could i have a large brandy to warm me up please

"
of course come with me to my hot tub

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7

could i have a large brandy to warm me up please

of course come with me to my hot tub

"
sounds good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7

could i have a large brandy to warm me up please

of course come with me to my hot tub

sounds good x

"
mmmmmm isn't this lush

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"is the bar open yet for you my dear im open 27/7

could i have a large brandy to warm me up please

of course come with me to my hot tub

sounds good x

mmmmmm isn't this lush

"
could do with been a bit warmer

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