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What constitutes a 'bad fuck'?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I hear lots of people talking on here about great shags they've had.
But what for you makes a 'bad fuck'?
For me it's when a lady wants the man to make ALL the running and doesn't give anything in return, apart from the permission to shag her of course.
An obvious one for a woman could be where a chap can't hold an erection.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hear lots of people talking on here about great shags they've had.
But what for you makes a 'bad fuck'?
For me it's when a lady wants the man to make ALL the running and doesn't give anything in return, apart from the permission to shag her of course.
An obvious one for a woman could be where a chap can't hold an erection.
Thoughts?"
One where the bloke won't just let me lie on my back and think of better things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a guy who wont take time to have foreplay, no kisses, no oral, just wanna be inside! i dunno about any other women on here but i like my downstairs to be prepared before it gets visited i.e the doors are open and ready lol |
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"I hear lots of people talking on here about great shags they've had.
But what for you makes a 'bad fuck'?
For me it's when a lady wants the man to make ALL the running and doesn't give anything in return, apart from the permission to shag her of course.
An obvious one for a woman could be where a chap can't hold an erection.
Thoughts?"
when her boyfriend finds out who u didnt know actualy existed phones u up an threatens to torture u in loads of intresting ways.thats a bad fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hear lots of people talking on here about great shags they've had.
But what for you makes a 'bad fuck'?
For me it's when a lady wants the man to make ALL the running and doesn't give anything in return, apart from the permission to shag her of course.
An obvious one for a woman could be where a chap can't hold an erection.
Thoughts?when her boyfriend finds out who u didnt know actualy existed phones u up an threatens to torture u in loads of intresting ways.thats a bad fuck"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez...I really DO need my eyes testing...thought this thread was about "bad luck"!! "
Well there ya go sass ........ Now I know why when that bloke said giz a long lingering look ..... you ..... etc etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"a guy who wont take time to have foreplay, no kisses, no oral, just wanna be inside! i dunno about any other women on here but i like my downstairs to be prepared before it gets visited i.e the doors are open and ready lol"
I'm personally a big fan of preparing a lady garden. In fact it's close to being the best bit!
Marmite is optional :o) |
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"a guy who wont take time to have foreplay, no kisses, no oral, just wanna be inside! i dunno about any other women on here but i like my downstairs to be prepared before it gets visited i.e the doors are open and ready lol
I'm personally a big fan of preparing a lady garden. In fact it's close to being the best bit!
Marmite is optional :o)"
You know it's gonna be a bad fuck when she calls it her 'lady garden' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when the push a pillow on your face as you're too noisy...or that's the excuse they give any way.
...and, although I'm a giver, selfish lovers are always a turn off, at least give me a chance to say "no, let me do that". |
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"when the push a pillow on your face as you're too noisy...or that's the excuse they give any way.
...and, although I'm a giver, selfish lovers are always a turn off, at least give me a chance to say "no, let me do that"."
I would have, if you could have stopped screaming 'Josh!, Josh! DO ME like the bitch i am Josh!'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a guy who wont take time to have foreplay, no kisses, no oral, just wanna be inside! i dunno about any other women on here but i like my downstairs to be prepared before it gets visited i.e the doors are open and ready lol
I'm personally a big fan of preparing a lady garden. In fact it's close to being the best bit!
Marmite is optional :o)
You know it's gonna be a bad fuck when she calls it her 'lady garden'"
er i didnt call it a lady garden, to be clear on that quote lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh, got another one - a bloke cumming too quick - FFS! at least 20 mins play would be nice! lol"
i dont mind a feller coming quick as long as he can come recover again soon but if thats it then thats no good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh, got another one - a bloke cumming too quick - FFS! at least 20 mins play would be nice! lol
i dont mind a feller coming quick as long as he can come recover again soon but if thats it then thats no good "
yeah but i usually find the quick recovery ones cum quick over and over, which can get boring when it always happens when you're about to tip over the edge ggrrrrr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh, got another one - a bloke cumming too quick - FFS! at least 20 mins play would be nice! lol
i dont mind a feller coming quick as long as he can come recover again soon but if thats it then thats no good
yeah but i usually find the quick recovery ones cum quick over and over, which can get boring when it always happens when you're about to tip over the edge ggrrrrr! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oh, got another one - a bloke cumming too quick - FFS! at least 20 mins play would be nice! lol
i dont mind a feller coming quick as long as he can come recover again soon but if thats it then thats no good
yeah but i usually find the quick recovery ones cum quick over and over, which can get boring when it always happens when you're about to tip over the edge ggrrrrr!
hands them your nearest toy with a sneaky grin "
aahhh, solution! thanks chick lolol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And if he refuses to let me grit my teeth n shout hurry up n finish"
... Maybe tea & cake with the local vicar would be more your thing
* sits on coffin  * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a guy who wont take time to have foreplay, no kisses, no oral, just wanna be inside! i dunno about any other women on here but i like my downstairs to be prepared before it gets visited i.e the doors are open and ready lol"
Totally agree. Some men just dont learn that the more effort they put in the more they will get out of it. Another thing that pisses me off is guys that say they love oral and think that a quick lick does the job. Oh and got dont spit on me. I hate seeing it on the streets it makes me gag so to have someone spit on me is oh my god disgusting. I have lube use it.
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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For me a bad meet is when he does no foreplay and goes for the sex immediately, I end up very dry and its bloody painful then he is surprised when I am not wet.
Yes an arection not staying pointing up.
A man who cant kiss!! Have met a few men now who havent been good at kissing and it is very awkward. They kiss with their mouth closed or barely open with no movement.
No idea how to touch a woman, or 3 thrusts and its over. I then get told its caus I have made them so horny and not because they are unable to hold off cumming. Thats what I am told.
Normally leaves me frustrated.
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"For me a bad meet is when he does no foreplay and goes for the sex immediately, I end up very dry and its bloody painful then he is surprised when I am not wet.
Yes an arection not staying pointing up.
A man who cant kiss!! Have met a few men now who havent been good at kissing and it is very awkward. They kiss with their mouth closed or barely open with no movement.
No idea how to touch a woman, or 3 thrusts and its over. I then get told its caus I have made them so horny and not because they are unable to hold off cumming. Thats what I am told.
Normally leaves me frustrated.
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I agree with _ruit. Im my view foreplay (and after-play) is essential. |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
For me, if with a couple and he's a 2 Push Charlie, he rolls on, rolls off. So, just as I'm getting into my stride, he's fidgeting, just in my line of vision.
Then, as his Mrs is being fucked PROPERLY, he's pacing up and down, looking at his watch, before telling me SHE has had enough now, time to go. This has happened to me, I looked down, she's obviously NOT had enough, but who am I to argue? I just wanted to tell him to fuck off and watch telly or something, the disappointment on her face was tragic.
(No, I'm not claiming to be the world's best lover either, only the UK's
I think I'd jump in front of a train if I could only last 2 minutes before shooting my bolt. ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you enter her and you can't tell if you have or not......or when he thinks he's in, but you're muffled under his chest....by the time you catch your breath to tell him honey a little higher its too late and he's cum on ya thigh....yep....it happened  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone who thinks giving oral means licking the clit for hours on end!
It was so bad I had to ask him to stop, as I was getting nowhere! "
So what does 'giving oral' for you mean then? :o) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"someone who thinks everyone wants to shag for ages and ages nice a slow.. bugger that I want it hard and fast.."
Do you let the guy know beforehand? Or do you let him carry on regardless blissfully unaware that he's not floating your boat? |
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I am actuly a bit shy so I think I may just leave him to it allthough I do a good sexy come on fasta harder type thing ;0) now if he could do hard rugh and fast and also keep it going a while that would be fantastic.
I am not actuly that fussy I enjoy all of the meet (only in clubs) I like four play and sex is only a part of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a guy who wont take time to have foreplay, no kisses, no oral, just wanna be inside! i dunno about any other women on here but i like my downstairs to be prepared before it gets visited i.e the doors are open and ready lol
I'm personally a big fan of preparing a lady garden. In fact it's close to being the best bit!
Marmite is optional :o)
You know it's gonna be a bad fuck when she calls it her 'lady garden'"
Even worse if she has mowed the lawn either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when the push a pillow on your face as you're too noisy...or that's the excuse they give any way.
...and, although I'm a giver, selfish lovers are always a turn off, at least give me a chance to say "no, let me do that".
I would have, if you could have stopped screaming 'Josh!, Josh! DO ME like the bitch i am Josh!'
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see, just the name....conjure up an image of homer simpson and a donut...that's me that is
josssssssshhhhhhhhh
bet he wouldnt shut me up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"people who blab after you have met them.
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oh lord yes. have met one of those, my fault as i guess i knew beforehand
though i cant understand playing the gent then being so ungallant
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"when the push a pillow on your face as you're too noisy...or that's the excuse they give any way.
...and, although I'm a giver, selfish lovers are always a turn off, at least give me a chance to say "no, let me do that".
I would have, if you could have stopped screaming 'Josh!, Josh! DO ME like the bitch i am Josh!'
see, just the name....conjure up an image of homer simpson and a donut...that's me that is
josssssssshhhhhhhhh
bet he wouldnt shut me up!"
I can see the homeric dribble of spittle at the side of your mouth now.
If i wear my Josh mask can i bitch slap you and tell you to shutup....?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you let the guy know beforehand? Or do you let him carry on regardless blissfully unaware that he's not floating your boat? "
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It was only a one-off, other issues put me off meeting him again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what does 'giving oral' for you mean then? :o)"
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The whole female genital area is very sensitive, not just the clit!
There is more to oral sex than just licking the clit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when the push a pillow on your face as you're too noisy...or that's the excuse they give any way.
...and, although I'm a giver, selfish lovers are always a turn off, at least give me a chance to say "no, let me do that".
I would have, if you could have stopped screaming 'Josh!, Josh! DO ME like the bitch i am Josh!'
see, just the name....conjure up an image of homer simpson and a donut...that's me that is
josssssssshhhhhhhhh
bet he wouldnt shut me up!
I can see the homeric dribble of spittle at the side of your mouth now.
If i wear my Josh mask can i bitch slap you and tell you to shutup....?
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if you were josh it would be i doing the restraining and slapping! |
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"So what does 'giving oral' for you mean then? :o)
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The whole female genital area is very sensitive, not just the clit!
There is more to oral sex than just licking the clit! "
what about when you write your name with your tongue on a girls clit.does that work.i only ask because,i eh read about it somewhere.lol |
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ive been with a girl and we just wherent physicaly compatible i guess, kinda boney on the inside somehow, so it hurt, and i didnt like her scent, which somehow stuck on my bits for a few weeks. I didnt cum aswell :\ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For me its a man lasting 5 mins cumming not alot of four- play before then getting up going home ..... Say nothing so i think must have hated me ,, lol ..... then mailing asking to meet again ,, do put me of ... even when thay say i will do better ,, lol jo xxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kate was a little dissappointed after playing with a guy at a party. She said he didn't have a very good technique, lol.
She said he was like a gorilla wrestling with a lorry tyre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my idea of a crap shag is a guy who thinks oral means giz a bj and then i'll fuck you lol
I dont even mind if a guys not that good at oral, everyone dont like the same after all, so long as they make the effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For me a bad meet is when he does no foreplay and goes for the sex immediately, I end up very dry and its bloody painful then he is surprised when I am not wet.
Yes an arection not staying pointing up.
A man who cant kiss!! Have met a few men now who havent been good at kissing and it is very awkward. They kiss with their mouth closed or barely open with no movement.
No idea how to touch a woman, or 3 thrusts and its over. I then get told its caus I have made them so horny and not because they are unable to hold off cumming. Thats what I am told.
Normally leaves me frustrated.
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oh yeah a bad kisser is never going to make for a good meet
I met a guy once that was a very aggressive kisser, and was really hurting me as he was just using so much force and no matter how much i tried to stop kissing him he just wasnt having it he just kept coming back, so when i tried to explain to him the problem hoping he would calm down a bit he got really offended and left |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"When he enters me and I can't tell if he is or not.
ha ha know the feeling "
Been there as well lol, and no does not get invited back!!
Also, I just love kissing......so if they don't have a good technique, that is a total turn off!!
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