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By *arawayman OP Man over a year ago

bolton

Hi,

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't call Manchester 'abroad' although it's a long way away.

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By *arawayman OP Man over a year ago

bolton

Read my profile Einstein

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't call Manchester 'abroad' although it's a long way away. "

It's abroad from where I live

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's hoping you don't live in Somalia or the DRC !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi,

And where are you located abroad?

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By *arawayman OP Man over a year ago

bolton

Don't worry eveyone it's not an Ebola ridden country. It's the UAE and it's very lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hun this is going to be seen as a bit dodgy I think, although I'm sure your intentions are right.

I would post a meet request up or just go looking and get chatting to ladies then ask the question

Good luck

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By *arawayman OP Man over a year ago

bolton

Yeh I see what you are saying it could be misinterpretated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it's 'misinturpretatededed'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have a plan for getting the lucky lady out of jail if it all goes wrong? Bearing in mind the law on sex with someone who isn't your wife in th UAE

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By *arawayman OP Man over a year ago

bolton

Crikey the keyboard warriors are out in force today. Nobody is going to jail I've lived here for quite a number of years now it really isn't what it's portrayed to be this place. Now go back to reading the daily mail people and stay scared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus . . Chill out . . All i've seen is a couple of jokes and some questions about the suggestion you posted up . You're reaction isn't going to make people warm to you is it ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

What country do you live in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Read my profile Einstein "

Easy going huh?

Let me think... some guy pays for someone to visit him. Pretty sure there's a word for that.

Being trapped in a foreign country with someone that gets bent out of shape by words on a screen.

Think I'll pass.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its unlikely there would be a stampede from women to accept the OPs offer as there are no pics on his profile. Of course, a good long chat and pic swap would be expected, but what happens when she gets there and things go wrong? Its a long way to try and get home from.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything pertaining to be 'free' (in any context) has strings attached in my book.

For that reason, my cyncical side would kick in and I would stay well clear. Not that I was invited anyway

UAE is a great place tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't worry eveyone it's not an Ebola ridden country. It's the UAE and it's very lovely "
A free holiday is very attractive and normally I would bite your cock off for one but can't you get arrested in a Muslim country for fucking someone who isn't your husband?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't worry eveyone it's not an Ebola ridden country. It's the UAE and it's very lovely A free holiday is very attractive and normally I would bite your cock off for one but can't you get arrested in a Muslim country for fucking someone who isn't your husband? "

Bite his cock off? Ha that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No such thing as a free lunch..Or holiday!

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By *arawayman OP Man over a year ago

bolton

Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just use the services of the many many foreign national desperate , maltreated , marginalised, looked down upon and generally cat called at and treated as hookers anyway , ladies already residing and working in Dubai . And yes , i do actually know what im talking about .

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"Hi,

I live abroad and really like the idea of flying out a naughty swinger ( or 2 ) for a fun filled couple of days. Ill cover all air fares and accommodation so if any ladies (or 2 ladies) fancy it let me know.x"
. What happens if she fly's out and you are non compatible . It is a bit difficult to assess this offer as you have no pictures and do not indicate what type of work you do. Cannot imagine many ladies would want to be stuck in a foreign country if they did not get on with the host .

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"No such thing as a free lunch..Or holiday! "
. Well said. This applies in all walks of life .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free? Yeah right.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone else noticed that whenever a blind date kind of post appears on here....

1, the op usually gets upset and a bit miffed.

2, the blind date meet gets sorted in no time but no one ever sees a veri.

A blind date is a big ask, but 1 to a different country with scary laws is an even bigger problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone else noticed that whenever a blind date kind of post appears on here....

1, the op usually gets upset and a bit miffed.

2, the blind date meet gets sorted in no time but no one ever sees a veri.

A blind date is a big ask, but 1 to a different country with scary laws is an even bigger problem

Good call

Will look forward to the veri' when it's published

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple over a year ago

Manchester Area

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck its probably a (wild) goose (chase)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't meet faceless men and I wouldn't fly over but if it's that easy to ask a woman to fly over to him, why doesn't he fly over to England?

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Read my profile Einstein

Easy going huh?

Let me think... some guy pays for someone to visit him. Pretty sure there's a word for that.

Being trapped in a foreign country with someone that gets bent out of shape by words on a screen.

Think I'll pass. "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck its probably a (wild) goose (chase)"

this..

and a tetchy one to boot..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone else noticed that whenever a blind date kind of post appears on here....

1, the op usually gets upset and a bit miffed.

2, the blind date meet gets sorted in no time but no one ever sees a veri.

A blind date is a big ask, but 1 to a different country with scary laws is an even bigger problem

Good call

Will look forward to the veri' when it's published

I forgot to mention the bit that always crops up as well about the meet happening with someone from another site or not wanting to show the veri, its like them on Jeremy kyle that say they don't need to do the test cos they are innocent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck its probably a (wild) goose (chase)"

Or in this case a turkey.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck its probably a (wild) goose (chase)

Or in this case a turkey.

Or a Dodo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey the keyboard warriors are out in force today. Nobody is going to jail I've lived here for quite a number of years now it really isn't what it's portrayed to be this place. Now go back to reading the daily mail people and stay scared "

Having spent a lot of time in the UAE and no time reading the daily mail I'm also not as daft as I first appear.

I'm well aware of how seriously they take unmarried sex. I'm also aware of the penalties they impose for man on man sex. I'm glad I didn't break that rule when I was there!

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By *riendly FiresCouple over a year ago

Beverley

So glad to hear you got sorted so very quickly. Caused no end of trauma here with wifey turning the house upside down in search of her passport.

Sweet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So glad to hear you got sorted so very quickly. Caused no end of trauma here with wifey turning the house upside down in search of her passport.

Sweet dreams. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't call Manchester 'abroad' although it's a long way away.

It's abroad from where I live

Wow, great legs....sorry but could not help myself x

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Read my profile Einstein "

No need for sarcasm....it's not me that's desperate for someone to be on holiday with. You've found someone to go with?

Yeah, right.

*sarcasm*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x"

I smell bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its bad enough going to meet a guy for a social in the local Costa and not getting on, imagine how awkward it would be going all that way and not getting on, you can't just say thanks for the drink and make a sharp exit?!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x

I smell bullshit

It must be true, the advert in the 'meets' section just hasn't been removed.....yet.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Read my profile Einstein "

The place name under your title says 'Manchester' not 'UAE' and also it's 'new' not 'knew', Einstein

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x"

Within 1 hour of posting the advert and thread.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x

Within 1 hour of posting the advert and thread....."

It only took 10 minutes to pump her up

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x

Within 1 hour of posting the advert and thread.....

It only took 10 minutes to pump her up

Probably comes with a life like electronic 'baaah!' noise too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x

Within 1 hour of posting the advert and thread....."

its great isn't it, some folk struggle to find genuine meets but this guy gets a bit ranty about his blind date meet in a country that forbids such acts, then sorts the meet as if by magic, this guys an inspiration to us all!!

we just wish he would share his secrets with the forum cos hes awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck its probably a (wild) goose (chase)"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x

I smell bullshit

Correction

That'll be camel shit ya can smell

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By *y2funMan over a year ago

DUDLEY

"Hi,

) fancy it let me know.x"

wouldn't it be easier to get two toms ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't call Manchester 'abroad' although it's a long way away.

It's abroad from where I live

Wow, great legs....sorry but could not help myself x

thanks x

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x

Within 1 hour of posting the advert and thread.....

its great isn't it, some folk struggle to find genuine meets but this guy gets a bit ranty about his blind date meet in a country that forbids such acts, then

sorts the meet as if by magic, this guys

an inspiration to us all!!

we just wish he would share his secrets

with the forum cos hes awesome ;-

Maybe you can ask the lady or ladies when they leave a veri after the holiday.

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple over a year ago

Oxford

I've watched too many Hostel type, unsuspecting victim gets invited for the time of their life etc etc ends up cut into little bits or in the illegal sex trade in some back end forgotten part of the world. But it does sound a nice idea x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vacancy fulfilled good night good night God bless x

I smell bullshit

Correction

That'll be camel shit ya can smell

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By *eeds34Man over a year ago

leeds

So the original poster has not responded he's not been locked up as he with his position filled ?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"So the original poster has not responded he's not been locked up as he with his position filled ?"

No but he'd be a fool to come back just to be abused and ridiculed.

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"So the original poster has not responded he's not been locked up as he with his position filled ?

No but he'd be a fool to come back just to be abused and ridiculed."
He was a fool posting in the first place

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"So the original poster has not responded he's not been locked up as he with his position filled ?

No but he'd be a fool to come back just to be abused and ridiculed."

There was no need for the OP to call me 'Einstein' either.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"So the original poster has not responded he's not been locked up as he with his position filled ?

No but he'd be a fool to come back just to be abused and ridiculed.

There was no need for the OP to call me 'Einstein' either. "

Well no that wasn't necessary but you have to agree nobody with any brains is going to return to the crime scene are they

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