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Where do you carry your condoms at a club?
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
normally get an key band... so i put mine there....
but actually still surprises me how many guys dont take condoms to clubs.....
the amount of blank stares there are when people are asked "do you have condoms"
why go unprepared? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought myself a very nice sieko monster divers watch. I can expand the strap and put three condoms under it and I know the time while in the jacuzzi. lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gazdee - you are like bear grills of swinging clubs"
Thank you. We are more into the people. The building does nothing for is really. We just love swingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Logistical question this...no pockets. .skimpy underwear. .where do you carry your condoms on a night at a club?
Tesco bag?
Rucksack?
Bumbag?
(I genuinely am worrying about it tho) "
Take a little hand bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I either put them under my locker key band on my wrist of keep them in my locker but ofcourse keeping them in the locker can be a problem as it means going backwards and forwards all the time x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Logistical question this...no pockets. .skimpy underwear. .where do you carry your condoms on a night at a club?
Tesco bag?
Rucksack?
Bumbag?
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Presumably there are lots of items a woman would need at hand, which would necessitate having a bag nearby. Thinking condoms, wipes, CS gas spray, etc. |
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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago
yorkshire |
"I put two dozen on at the beginning of the night and peel them off one at a time  "
Lmfao !!
Mr ustwo has a towel that has a little pocket sewn into the waist band and a hook and eye on it , far easier than having to tie it around you .
I usually have one in my stocking top ' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dry clubs are easy, I have pockets. Wet clubs need 2 safety pins to pin a corner of the towel into a small bag, I have to also carry lip-salve L can't go an hour without it |
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"I have little shag bag... Small handbag/purse with a wristband. Handy for condoms, sachets of lubes and small packets of wipes too"
This, or a clutch bag I take with me (lipstick, wipes, condoms ect). Failing that my partner keeps them in his pocket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a club that won't allow people to take little bags or even purses in, they have to be left in lockers. What the hell do they expect us to do with the condoms then? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"There's a club that won't allow people to take little bags or even purses in, they have to be left in lockers. What the hell do they expect us to do with the condoms then?"
String them together and make jewellery from them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you buy it from the shop in Ank-Morpork which disappears and reappears?  "
Annoying isn't it, went back for the matching cabin bag and couldn't find the shop... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a wet club I have a neoprene phone/mp3 player holder that straps to your arm, similar to the things bouncers wear to display their i.d.
In a dry club I keep them in my pocket in a little pouch that I keep with me even when I lose my clothes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a little bag. Not much bigger than a phone. It's transparent so people don't worry that it is a phone.
I carry condoms, lube, breath spray, wipes and my locker key in there too. Rattling keys annoy me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a wet club I have a neoprene phone/mp3 player holder that straps to your arm, similar to the things bouncers wear to display their i.d.
In a dry club I keep them in my pocket in a little pouch that I keep with me even when I lose my clothes "
Mo could never carry them.....she is always naked lol! |
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My Valet carries them for me and is always close by in attendance. If I choose to partake, he scabbards my sword and assists with entry. Then if vigorous engagement is required, he seizes my hips and further assists me by pushing me to and fro until the wench swoons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a black bin liner slung over the shoulder or if expecting a busy night I nick a supermarket trolley from _aitrose car park on the way
has to be _aitrose as quality counts  "
Yeah, right. You go for _aitrose because they don't charge a quid to release the trolley |
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"In a black bin liner slung over the shoulder or if expecting a busy night I nick a supermarket trolley from _aitrose car park on the way
has to be _aitrose as quality counts
Yeah, right. You go for _aitrose because they don't charge a quid to release the trolley "
I carry a bolt crops in the car at all times in case I have to go to Tesco or if someone loses a key in the dungeon |
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