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The perfect woman/man result!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well we've got our man - so comments on that - and have one of the guys compiled our perfect woman?  xx"
only disappointed I didn't make the grade...firmed my decision to think about maybe possibly going to the gym |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ThingTwo was supposed to be collating to the woman - he may have slipped off for a crafty wank over the results  "
Me thinks he was getting way to distracted with the nominating process....
Never trust a man to do a woman's job lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ThingTwo was supposed to be collating to the woman - he may have slipped off for a crafty wank over the results "
just hope he caught my post about Charley77's legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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okay - posted here too
I am not making the final decision, but here are the nominations collated:
LIPS
- Pretty Little Thing
- Anna999
- ClassicalFilth
EYES
- Anna999
- PrincessPiercey
LEGS
- Lola 02 (unanimous!)
BOOBS
- Littlemissangelic
- Crazyxtc
- funkysoul
TEETH!
- Anna999
- Lickety Splits
NAILS
- Jo30
SKIN
- ClassicalFilth
HAIR
- tastelikesugar77
- Anna
- Redhott
TATTOOS / BODY ART
- Ligeia
Honourary mention to overall perfection (and for starting this thread
- Paula All Alone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.
And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful! "
Just go with it hun - you have an admirer!
How about purehoneypot for bum? Hers is superlative! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"okay - posted here too
I am not making the final decision, but here are the nominations collated:
LIPS
- Pretty Little Thing
- Anna999
- ClassicalFilth
EYES
- Anna999
- PrincessPiercey
LEGS
- Lola 02 (unanimous!)
BOOBS
- Littlemissangelic
- Crazyxtc
- funkysoul
TEETH!
- Anna999
- Lickety Splits
NAILS
- Jo30
SKIN
- ClassicalFilth
HAIR
- tastelikesugar77
- Anna
- Redhott
TATTOOS / BODY ART
- Ligeia
Honourary mention to overall perfection (and for starting this thread
- Paula All Alone"
legs...Charley77....go take a look...yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.
And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful!
Just go with it hun - you have an admirer!
How about purehoneypot for bum? Hers is superlative! Xx"
actually Paula...your gets my vote xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.
And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful! "
Would totally agree with that. She is wowza! |
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By *W69Couple
over a year ago
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"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.
And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful!
Just go with it hun - you have an admirer!
How about purehoneypot for bum? Hers is superlative! Xx"
Ahh, there it is, the missing bum.
Good call +1 for purehoneypot's bum... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still missing overall silhouette - Justabitdirty is sex personified.
And teeth? I didn't think my teeth were even in any pics, they're awful!
Just go with it hun - you have an admirer!
How about purehoneypot for bum? Hers is superlative! Xx
actually Paula...your gets my vote xx"
Ah thanks honey. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
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We just need a technically savvy someone to pull that all together into one image ...
Thanks again for the nomination and comments ... A lovely introduction to the Forum x |
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By *W69Couple
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
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;-) 
Can we order two of those for the weekend please as we're off to Secrets  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
We just need a technically savvy someone to pull that all together into one image ...
Thanks again for the nomination and comments ... A lovely introduction to the Forum x"
Congratulations on getting in there hun! Come and join us often hun - we're a lovely lot really!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
;-)
Can we order two of those for the weekend please as we're off to Secrets "
this could be my billion dollar business plan! Watch out for me on next year's Apprentice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
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Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x"
Inaugural events often overlook the obvious... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x
Inaugural events often overlook the obvious..."
I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x
Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...
I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her"
Agreed! We have our woman! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x
Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...
I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her"
Oh bloody hell  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x
Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...
I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her
Oh bloody hell x"
Yup - and have you checked your status?? Sixth sense or what!!   xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eurgh no vaginas please! This is fab!! "
Oh the irony. We were all too busy being very vanilla human beings for five minutes and all of us sex lovers missed the obvious.. Oh how we laughed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Lack of vagina is a tad disturbing. Not very perfect without one lol x
Inaugural events often overlook the obvious...
I nominate princess piercey....divine...and that piercing, yummy...sooooo want to taste her
Oh bloody hell x
Yup - and have you checked your status?? Sixth sense or what!! xx"
Lmfao this has got me howling so funny xx |
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
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Haha what?! Where did my lips get chosen?? Thank you though x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Haha what?! Where did my lips get chosen?? Thank you though x"
Axtually sweetie you inspired me to start the original thread - and got the first mention! I saw them in hotpicks and thought they were seriously sexy. Xx |
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Haha what?! Where did my lips get chosen?? Thank you though x
Axtually sweetie you inspired me to start the original thread - and got the first mention! I saw them in hotpicks and thought they were seriously sexy. Xx"
That is seriously very sweet of you, thank you lovely. Made me chuckle when I was just browsing x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
"
Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Looks at the result and does a flounce, pausing only to nick some stationary and attempt to use the staplers as 6 guns on a poster on the wall. "
I'll flounce with you. I only got nominated in one category and still didn't make the cut! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'll flounce with you. I only got nominated in one category and still didn't make the cut! "
Damn - My bad! The pressure of the internet watching me got to me
We also had:
Tattoo / Body Art: Ligeia |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well - i'm going to bed - but feel free to build another perfect man or woman and let us know what you come up with! There are some gorgeous contenders out there - including the lovely Ligea! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair? "
is at the front of the queue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?
is at the front of the queue"
Ha ha no... That was a joke. Cum in my hair or my eyes at your peril |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?
is at the front of the queue
Ha ha no... That was a joke. Cum in my hair or my eyes at your peril "
Aahh...and I was just about to book with Ryanair!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LADIES RESULT:
lips - pretty little thing
Eyes - Anna
Legs - Lola 02
Boobs - Littlemissangelic
Teeth - Lickety splits
Nails - Jo30
Skin - ClassicalFilth
Hair - tastelikesugar77
Bum - purehoneypot's
Silhouette / overall shape - Justabitdirty
Overall perfection - Paula all alone
Right OK. I suppose the only thing left to ask is who wants to cum in my hair?
is at the front of the queue
Ha ha no... That was a joke. Cum in my hair or my eyes at your peril "
well let me know where you'd prefer it then and happy, nay more than flappy to oblige x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well - i'm going to bed - but feel free to build another perfect man or woman and let us know what you come up with! There are some gorgeous contenders out there - including the lovely Ligea! Xx"
i'm trying to figure it out i get bits and pieces then someome comes along and i need to change it will have to just still to in perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well - i'm going to bed - but feel free to build another perfect man or woman and let us know what you come up with! There are some gorgeous contenders out there - including the lovely Ligea! Xxi'm trying to figure it out i get bits and pieces then someome comes along and i need to change it will have to just still to in perfect "
I tried to make another man when I couldn't sleep but it's an almost impossible task |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am still compiling bits for my own Frankensteinian monster. Currently debating giving it two cocks..."
Well I did originally have my list with bigger boob winner and smaller boob - they are very different after all, so only fair if the fella has two cocks.
What would the multiple cock categories be?
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I am still compiling bits for my own Frankensteinian monster. Currently debating giving it two cocks...
Well I did originally have my list with bigger boob winner and smaller boob - they are very different after all, so only fair if the fella has two cocks.
What would the multiple cock categories be?
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One for country, one for western...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"okay - posted here too
I am not making the final decision, but here are the nominations collated:
LIPS
- Pretty Little Thing
- Anna999
- ClassicalFilth
EYES
- Anna999
- PrincessPiercey
LEGS
- Lola 02 (unanimous!)
BOOBS
- Littlemissangelic
- Crazyxtc
- funkysoul
TEETH!
- Anna999
- Lickety Splits
NAILS
- Jo30
SKIN
- ClassicalFilth
HAIR
- tastelikesugar77
- Anna
- Redhott
TATTOOS / BODY ART
- Ligeia
Honourary mention to overall perfection (and for starting this thread
- Paula All Alone"
tattoo/body art simply has to go to a profile I stumbled upon the other day, dirtyzm take a look simply stunning
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well done ThingTwo & Paula for compiling the results...good to see that we can nominate people without it turning into a diva fest...
Actually I think we all really enjoyed it and it gave us all lots of people to 'appreciate' (ok - perv!) - who aren't known on the forums! Also goes to show that women are an excellent judge of beauty - as a lot of the nominations for females came from other women. Next time i'd love to see men nominating other guys - that didn't happen this time!
It would be great to do this every weekend if everyone's up for it - but in order to make sure it doesn't become cliquey - once you're included on a body you can't be on it again for, say, six weeks! How does that sound to everyone? Then we'll all have more people to perv (sorry - appreciate!) every week!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ps - Obviously those in this weeks body would be able to vote for others next week - they just can't be on the 'body of the week'! Does that sound fair to everyone? I just want it to be a feel-good thread and a bit of entertainment for all concerned! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend! xx
Meh."
Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!
Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend! xx
Meh.
Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out "
You are NEVER an afterthought princess! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend! xx
Meh.
Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out "
I still think we should have had an eye each |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!
Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous?? xx"
Huh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!
Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous?? xx"
The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.
What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?
I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.
Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?
Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that
I'm struggling without my eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend! xx
Meh.
Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out
I still think we should have had an eye each "
Would have been freaky x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well look on the bright side - you get to help choose the perfect male and female parts next weekend! xx
Meh.
Least you weren't an after thought and then only chosen cause you pointed it out
I still think we should have had an eye each
Would have been freaky x"
I think she's probably pretty freaky anyway to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!
Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous?? xx
The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.
What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?
I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.
Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?
Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that
I'm struggling without my eyes."
See? - I just knew you'd get there in the end!! However - as the forum is a virtual meeting place - I thought it appropriate to make a virtual man. Therefore no real men (or women) were harmed in the process of modelling our perfect fab male and female! Therefore your eyes can remain intact - as can the rest of sexy li'l body!!xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!
Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous?? xx
The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.
What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?
I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.
Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?
Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that
I'm struggling without my eyes.
See? - I just knew you'd get there in the end!! However - as the forum is a virtual meeting place - I thought it appropriate to make a virtual man. Therefore no real men (or women) were harmed in the process of modelling our perfect fab male and female! Therefore your eyes can remain intact - as can the rest of sexy li'l body!!xx "
So why can't I see then?
Are you sure you didn't take them? |
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"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!
Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous?? xx
The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.
What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?
I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.
Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?
Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that
I'm struggling without my eyes.
See? - I just knew you'd get there in the end!! However - as the forum is a virtual meeting place - I thought it appropriate to make a virtual man. Therefore no real men (or women) were harmed in the process of modelling our perfect fab male and female! Therefore your eyes can remain intact - as can the rest of sexy li'l body!!xx
So why can't I see then?
Are you sure you didn't take them?"
Oh dear!! Have you tried opening them sweetie?  xx |
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"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!
Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous?? xx
The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.
What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?
I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.
Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?
Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that
I'm struggling without my eyes.
See? - I just knew you'd get there in the end!! However - as the forum is a virtual meeting place - I thought it appropriate to make a virtual man. Therefore no real men (or women) were harmed in the process of modelling our perfect fab male and female! Therefore your eyes can remain intact - as can the rest of sexy li'l body!!xx
So why can't I see then?
Are you sure you didn't take them?
Oh dear!! Have you tried opening them sweetie? xx"
Shit. |
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"But because of the 'rules' of the game - you can't be on the perfect male body for another six weeks!
Now - how about a polysyllabic response this time gorgeous?? xx
The window to the soul of the fab frankenstein.
What did we stitch all these bits together with anyhow, and did all the victims make it through?
I kind of imagine some sexual powerful Edward Scissorhands. Without scissors. That might be a little hazardous.
Remember the scene when Johnny Depp is cutting hedges at super speed to create his amazing shapes?
Well I kind of imagine that g-spot play would kind of be like that
I'm struggling without my eyes.
See? - I just knew you'd get there in the end!! However - as the forum is a virtual meeting place - I thought it appropriate to make a virtual man. Therefore no real men (or women) were harmed in the process of modelling our perfect fab male and female! Therefore your eyes can remain intact - as can the rest of sexy li'l body!!xx
So why can't I see then?
Are you sure you didn't take them?
Oh dear!! Have you tried opening them sweetie? xx
Shit."
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"okay - posted here too
I am not making the final decision, but here are the nominations collated:
LIPS
- Pretty Little Thing
- Anna999
- ClassicalFilth
EYES
- Anna999
- PrincessPiercey
LEGS
- Lola 02 (unanimous!)
BOOBS
- Littlemissangelic
- Crazyxtc
- funkysoul
TEETH!
- Anna999
- Lickety Splits
NAILS
- Jo30
SKIN
- ClassicalFilth
HAIR
- tastelikesugar77
- Anna
- Redhott
TATTOOS / BODY ART
- Ligeia
Honourary mention to overall perfection (and for starting this thread
- Paula All Alone"
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