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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Latest scientific studies have shown that, all sexually promiscuous and attractive women that move to East Anglia live on average 50% longer that the national average (yep, that's 172 years old), and have much more fulfilling lives, especially if they indulge in regular torrid and passionate sex with local residents.
http//www.loadabullshit.com/ploynumber2/getgirlstomovelocal
Combine this with other recent government announcements that, such women taking up residency that shag love o get free houses, cars, handbags and puppies....oh and donuts.
http//www.loadabullshit.com/ploynumber1/getgirlstomovelocal
C'mon girls, what are you waiting for. all my gorgeous friends that live 100's of bleedin' miles away. get yourselves over here   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too late for me to stay young and beautiful.
Took my kids to asda cafe, the woman handed my brew over to my oldest son and said 'here's you mum OR NANs coffee'...
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