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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me  
Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum
Ask nicely I might give them back hehe "
hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home.
Now eat the cake.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me
Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum
Ask nicely I might give them back hehe
hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home.
Now eat the cake...."
I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows 
What flavor is it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me
Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum
Ask nicely I might give them back hehe
hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home.
Now eat the cake....
I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows
What flavor is it "
It tastes like Brad Pitts penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stole the keys cos ya wouldn't abduct me
Threw ma toys out the pram and had a girly tantrum
Ask nicely I might give them back hehe
hahahaha I have a spare bag, the milk is cancelled at home.
Now eat the cake....
I'm in a right stubborn and stroppy mood now ya knows
What flavor is it
It tastes like Brad Pitts penis."
Ewww I'm going on a diet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do you want to borrow my bump keys??
Either the actual key you refer to, or the euphemism that formed in my head, are fine "
Ok I will give them back
I've stopped being naughty now here ya go now don't tie the bag too tight please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous.... 
Damn you and your dextrous little fingers!"
Shall i make myself comfortable and await the helicopter?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I stole them...I'm here already...the view is fabulous....
Damn you and your dextrous little fingers!
Shall i make myself comfortable and await the helicopter?? "
There is a beer in the fridge! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me
Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges!"
Luckily they don't like marmite  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me
Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges!
Luckily they don't like marmite "
Does my fridge stink now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shut the fridge door before anyone else sees me
Release the tribe of half starved gibbering cannibals with a fondness for fridges!
Luckily they don't like marmite
Does my fridge stink now?"
I brought wet wipes, so clean you could eat your dinner off me. It. I mean it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse??  xxx "
I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx
I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments "
Ooooooh - harsh but fair!!  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx
I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments "
She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx
I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments
She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up "
Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx
I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments
She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up
Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind "
Cake? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx
I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments
She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up
Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind "
The question is, do you have the currency |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Groooooaaan - I feel really woozy! How did I get here? And who IS that man with the string tied round his arse?? xxx
I was put here by Tina for defaulting on Forum Insurance payments
She'll put you out in the snow if you don't pay up
Unfortunately I am wearing my pocketless rope, so will have to pay in kind
The question is, do you have the currency"
Waiting for Ms Titz to clarify her stance on the issue. Then I will adopt the stance required. |
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