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over a year ago
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Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.
Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms.  |
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"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.
Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms. "
must pop in and have a look when i leave the pub  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i put in a big order for my private rooms please?,dildos,handcuffs,blindfolds,whips,lots and lots of lube please   "
Got everything but the lube, if people need that, they're doing it wrong. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could always use models to demonstrate my wears. do i get paid in kind
Oh yes, for many it's a labour of love. go on then im in "
Good there's a £150 float, don't give credit to anybody, and try to push the pre owned rabbits. |
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"I could always use models to demonstrate my wears. do i get paid in kind
Oh yes, for many it's a labour of love. go on then im in
Good there's a £150 float, don't give credit to anybody, and try to push the pre owned rabbits. "
are there any perks to the job  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have 32 condom machines in stock please? 
They're available to lease, good rates. "
ok i could give you one of my barmaids once a month in exchange?is that a deal?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.
Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms. "
Don't forget your favourite member of staff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.
Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms.
Don't forget your favourite member of staff "
Staff discounts are available. |
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"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.
Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms.
Don't forget your favourite member of staff
Staff discounts are available. "
yes and there very good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.
Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms.
Don't forget your favourite member of staff
Staff discounts are available. "
My main reason for applying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me!! Im returning this dildo,my barmaid said her phone is stronger,just saying like she must be useing it wrong x"
it did spark up for a second jumped around on my bar top and then went floppy again,ive giveing her a cuecumber while you sort this rather limp dildo out,many thanks i will pop back later,nice model by the way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.
I was just about to ask about the uniform "
Just pick something off of the racks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.
I was just about to ask about the uniform
Just pick something off of the racks. "
A strap-on won't really cover much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.
I was just about to ask about the uniform
Just pick something off of the racks.
A strap-on won't really cover much "
Good choice though, it will help with unruly customers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.
I was just about to ask about the uniform
Just pick something off of the racks.
A strap-on won't really cover much
Good choice though, it will help with unruly customers. "
Or bosses! |
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"Staff will be topless this week as it's the grand opening, pictures can be seen on their staff profiles.
I was just about to ask about the uniform
Just pick something off of the racks.
A strap-on won't really cover much
Good choice though, it will help with unruly customers.
Or bosses! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I buy a virtual woman for size please. "
I've got virtual blow up women, but they're not very lifelike. They don't mind when you fuck them and then piss off to the footy with your mates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?
I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard. "
Sorry I'm late I've been a bit tied up |
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"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?
I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard.
Sorry I'm late I've been a bit tied up "
the boss wants to see you in his office |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?
I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard.
Sorry I'm late I've been a bit tied up the boss wants to see you in his office "
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"Did you guys like your salmon and cuecumber sandwiches yesterday?
I preferred the staff meeting in the stationary cupboard.
Sorry I'm late I've been a bit tied up the boss wants to see you in his office
Again "
sorry but he is the boss ,he may just give you a warning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.
Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms. must pop in and have a look when i leave the pub "
Think we will join u |
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"Just opened next door to Lions pub, the virtual sex shop.
Today's special offer is a glow in the dark butt plug on 2 for 1, ideal for those with two bottoms. must pop in and have a look when i leave the pub
Think we will join u "
please come in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot |
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"Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot you know the rules ,get your clothes off thats better im cold have you got one of those fluffy elephant trunk things? "
there you go ,would you like a hand getting it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes im in!!!!! Step right up folks,buy a drink in the horny lion and you will get 75% off all goods in here,johnnys,cuecumbers,blocks of lard,wet suits,shell suits you name it we have it,abba cds the lot you know the rules ,get your clothes off thats better im cold have you got one of those fluffy elephant trunk things? there you go ,would you like a hand getting it on "
 i can manage,do you have a dressing room |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ? "
I'm considering a touch of discipline. |
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over a year ago
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"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?
I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip "
I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. |
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"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?
I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip
I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. "
what did i do that was so wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?
I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip
I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. what did i do that was so wrong "
Nothing, it's what you do so right |
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"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?
I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip
I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. what did i do that was so wrong
Nothing, it's what you do so right "
thanks boss , do i get a pay rise x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?
I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip
I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. what did i do that was so wrong
Nothing, it's what you do so right thanks boss , do i get a pay rise x"
Payment in kind. |
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"The ladies dressing room is in my office, the gents is in the shed. why do i have to go into your office again boss ?
I'm considering a touch of discipline. shall i bring the whip
I think that won't be necessary, I'm going to give you an oral dressing down. what did i do that was so wrong
Nothing, it's what you do so right thanks boss , do i get a pay rise x
Payment in kind. "
yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quiet in here today  very
I see the gaffers buggered off for the day today allright for some
Think we should shut up shop and go pub my round i think x"
Now we're talking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooooooh - how did i miss this one? I must be walking home from the pub with my eyes shut - or lions been overdosing on the rohypnol again!! xx"
oh!!! Its the wife!! Fancy bumping into you in here!,is the orgy finished next door?you look a bit tired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm knackered! Four in a bed last night!! No little one either!!
Ok honey - i'll nip back to the bar as soon as i've inserted the love eggs!!!
Ooooooooooh - sorted!! xx |
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