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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think its time for midweek opening peeps,come in have fun,mingle,and be nice

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"I think its time for midweek opening peeps,come in have fun,mingle,and be nice "
white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think its time for midweek opening peeps,come in have fun,mingle,and be nice white wine please x"
there you go my love,have a seat and i will be over in a sec

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think its time for midweek opening peeps,come in have fun,mingle,and be nice white wine please x"
so do you come here often?

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"I think its time for midweek opening peeps,come in have fun,mingle,and be nice white wine please xso do you come here often? "
as oftern as i can x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think its time for midweek opening peeps,come in have fun,mingle,and be nice white wine please xso do you come here often? as oftern as i can x"
oh thats good,once or twice a year?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope you put in a order for some more white wine. You will run out at this rate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we doing food today? I'm starving

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hope you put in a order for some more white wine. You will run out at this rate."
didnt i bar you last week for playing on my pool table??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are we doing food today? I'm starving "
yes of course,what can i get you my lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope you put in a order for some more white wine. You will run out at this rate.didnt i bar you last week for playing on my pool table?? "
I snuck back in down the chimney.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hope you put in a order for some more white wine. You will run out at this rate.didnt i bar you last week for playing on my pool table?? I snuck back in down the chimney."
have a shandy and behave yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we doing food today? I'm starving yes of course,what can i get you my lovely? "

surprise me

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Hope you put in a order for some more white wine. You will run out at this rate.didnt i bar you last week for playing on my pool table?? I snuck back in down the chimney.have a shandy and behave yourself "
can i have a top up please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are we doing food today? I'm starving yes of course,what can i get you my lovely?

surprise me "

ok chicken breast stuffed fillicheese and smoked salmon,with a crispy breadcrumb coating wite a redcurrant due and seasonal veg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope you put in a order for some more white wine. You will run out at this rate.didnt i bar you last week for playing on my pool table?? I snuck back in down the chimney.have a shandy and behave yourself "
Me behave NEVER.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hope you put in a order for some more white wine. You will run out at this rate.didnt i bar you last week for playing on my pool table?? I snuck back in down the chimney.have a shandy and behave yourself can i have a top up please x"
here you go sorry for the delay,have a vodka on me x

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln

nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles "
hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx "

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better "

ok but what about the bar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot roast pork sarnie and a cold lager please

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better ok but what about the bar "

oh I'm sure everyone can help themselves

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better ok but what about the bar "

i will watch the bar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hot roast pork sarnie and a cold lager please "
comeing up sir,thare you go,enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better ok but what about the bar i will watch the bar x"

aww thankyou,ok its over to you my lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better ok but what about the bar

oh I'm sure everyone can help themselves "

ok im all yours,shall i get a bottle of wine?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot roast pork sarnie and a cold lager please comeing up sir,thare you go,enjoy "

cheers I'm off to chat the barmaid up

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Hot roast pork sarnie and a cold lager please comeing up sir,thare you go,enjoy

cheers I'm off to chat the barmaid up"

please do

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better ok but what about the bar

oh I'm sure everyone can help themselves ok im all yours,shall i get a bottle of wine? "

just one? others are busy entertaining each other. We should too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok,barmaid!! Could i have a bottle of wine,and a bottle of vodka at table 69 please my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot roast pork sarnie and a cold lager please comeing up sir,thare you go,enjoy

cheers I'm off to chat the barmaid up please do "

so when do you get a break

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Ok,barmaid!! Could i have a bottle of wine,and a bottle of vodka at table 69 please my lovely "
on my way

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Hot roast pork sarnie and a cold lager please comeing up sir,thare you go,enjoy

cheers I'm off to chat the barmaid up please do

so when do you get a break"

soon i hope

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By *cswingersCouple  over a year ago

Land O Lakes

Good morning, just coffee plz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot roast pork sarnie and a cold lager please comeing up sir,thare you go,enjoy

cheers I'm off to chat the barmaid up please do

so when do you get a break soon i hope "

oh goody

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol.

Hi, Becks blue for me,i have just taken a Viagra...Who's the hunk at the bar with tattoo's & overalls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better ok but what about the bar

oh I'm sure everyone can help themselves ok im all yours,shall i get a bottle of wine?

just one? others are busy entertaining each other. We should too "

so are you a night or day person

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Good morning, just coffee plz "

coming up. take a seat.

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By *cswingersCouple  over a year ago

Land O Lakes

Thank you, I will.. How is everyone??

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"nice cold vodka please wwith some nibbles hello you gorgeous sexy lady,comeing up,anything for you sweetness xx

oh take a seat next to me, think we should get to know each other a lot better ok but what about the bar

oh I'm sure everyone can help themselves ok im all yours,shall i get a bottle of wine?

just one? others are busy entertaining each other. We should too so are you a night or day person "

As cheesy as this will sound, which ever you want me to be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could I have a coffee please ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This place needs a juke box.

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Could I have a coffee please ?"

one coffee, right up.

jukebox is in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

one coffee, right up.

jukebox is in the corner "

Damn Lion snuck that in without me noticing.

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Could I have a coffee please ?

one coffee, right up.

jukebox is in the corner

Damn Lion snuck that in without me noticing. "

so what's the choice? something lively I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right just off to do the banking,see you later peeps;be good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

one coffee, right up.

jukebox is in the corner

Damn Lion snuck that in without me noticing.

so what's the choice? something lively I hope "

Well I am open to suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm always good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?"

I'll get you that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

I'll get you that "

is that with cream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

I'll get you that is that with cream "

of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

I'll get you that is that with cream

of course "

good x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

I'll get you that is that with cream

of course good x"

fresh too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can i have a large sambuca please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

I'll get you that is that with cream

of course good x

fresh too "

well it better be

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Can i have a large sambuca please "
on its way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can i have the same again please x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

I'll get you that is that with cream

of course good x

fresh too well it better be "

alaways

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please ?

I'll get you that is that with cream

of course good x

fresh too well it better be

alaways "

Mmm best way x

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can i have the same again please x "

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today "

im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please "

how about a slippery nipple instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please

how about a slippery nipple instead? "

oh yes please thankyou hic hic

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please

how about a slippery nipple instead? oh yes please thankyou hic hic "

wanna try it in the back? I heard it tastes better in private

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please

how about a slippery nipple instead? oh yes please thankyou hic hic

wanna try it in the back? I heard it tastes better in private "

private and I are in there at the moment

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please

how about a slippery nipple instead? oh yes please thankyou hic hic

wanna try it in the back? I heard it tastes better in private private and I are in there at the moment "

oh sorry kelly. lion and I will go upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please

how about a slippery nipple instead? oh yes please thankyou hic hic

wanna try it in the back? I heard it tastes better in private private and I are in there at the moment

oh sorry kelly. lion and I will go upstairs "

no worries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please

how about a slippery nipple instead? oh yes please thankyou hic hic

wanna try it in the back? I heard it tastes better in private private and I are in there at the moment

oh sorry kelly. lion and I will go upstairs no worries "

why not join us

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can i have the same again please x

you ok hun? hitting the drink hard today im fine sweetness,can i have a top up please

how about a slippery nipple instead? oh yes please thankyou hic hic

wanna try it in the back? I heard it tastes better in private private and I are in there at the moment

oh sorry kelly. lion and I will go upstairs no worries

why not join us"

now that sounds good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Come on jo lets go upstairs xxxx

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Come on jo lets go upstairs xxxx "

mmmm right behind you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xx"
hey I'm not after him at all I'm in the private room with private parts lions very safe from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come on jo lets go upstairs xxxx

mmmm right behind you "

you get in the tub and i will get the bubbly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xx"
hello wellcome back darling

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xxhello wellcome back darling "

oh Paula your back. um nothing happened. I'll go put the bins out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xxhey I'm not after him at all I'm in the private room with private parts lions very safe from me "

Private parts? - Sounds interesting - may have to make it group debauchery?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xxhello wellcome back darling

oh Paula your back. um nothing happened. I'll go put the bins out "

Yeah yeah!! I might believe you if you didn't have sperm dripping from your tits lady!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xxhey I'm not after him at all I'm in the private room with private parts lions very safe from me

Private parts? - Sounds interesting - may have to make it group debauchery?? xx"

debauchery is fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xxhello wellcome back darling

oh Paula your back. um nothing happened. I'll go put the bins out

Yeah yeah!! I might believe you if you didn't have sperm dripping from your tits lady!! xx"

uppppps

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xxhello wellcome back darling

oh Paula your back. um nothing happened. I'll go put the bins out

Yeah yeah!! I might believe you if you didn't have sperm dripping from your tits lady!! xx"

oh no that's not Sperm it's...it's...um double cream, I was trying to make a welcome back cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bloody hell!!! Whenever i pop out to costco - that bloody lush Jo and Delish Kissing Kelly swoop in on my virtual hub!! Have you no morals ladies?? xxhello wellcome back darling

oh Paula your back. um nothing happened. I'll go put the bins out

Yeah yeah!! I might believe you if you didn't have sperm dripping from your tits lady!! xx

oh no that's not Sperm it's...it's...um double cream, I was trying to make a welcome back cake "

on my word,its very hard to find neat and tidy staff these days,come out the back and i will rub that off

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Popped in so see, taste and smile ....... Plus have a drink

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Popped in so see, taste and smile ....... Plus have a drink "

take a seat woody, what can i getcha?

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Thanks Jo ..... Jack Daniels and with ice please......

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Thanks Jo ..... Jack Daniels and with ice please...... "

of course. how does sex on the beach sound for afterwards?

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Thanks Jo ..... Jack Daniels and with ice please......

of course. how does sex on the beach sound for afterwards? "

That sounds good...... There a sand Pitt???

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Thanks Jo ..... Jack Daniels and with ice please......

of course. how does sex on the beach sound for afterwards?

That sounds good...... There a sand Pitt??? "

out back with the slide and swings

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Thanks Jo ..... Jack Daniels and with ice please......

of course. how does sex on the beach sound for afterwards?

That sounds good...... There a sand Pitt???

out back with the slide and swings "

Well get yourself a drink and come join me in the sand

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can i have another slippery tipple pls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have another slippery tipple pls "
she will be along shorty i'm sure

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Can i have another slippery tipple pls she will be along shorty i'm sure "

Kelly ...... Come and lay on the sand in the back too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have another slippery tipple pls she will be along shorty i'm sure

Kelly ...... Come and lay on the sand in the back too "

no its wet out there

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands

The sands dry and warm ..... Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The sands dry and warm ..... Trust me "
I've heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i have another slippery tipple pls she will be along shorty i'm sure

Kelly ...... Come and lay on the sand in the back too no its wet out there "

its very wet in here aswell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

and sand in your bits isn't nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have another slippery tipple pls she will be along shorty i'm sure

Kelly ...... Come and lay on the sand in the back too no its wet out there its very wet in here aswell "

dont look at me

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands

We can go elsewhere for that Kelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can i have another round of sambucas please kelly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have another round of sambucas please kelly "
you better ask your barmaids where ever they are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We can go elsewhere for that Kelly "
depends where you have in mind

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"We can go elsewhere for that Kelly depends where you have in mind "

Leave that for you too lead me ..... You know this pub better than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i have another round of sambucas please kelly you better ask your barmaids where ever they are "
thats you lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At a risk of being boring, could I have a coffee ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"At a risk of being boring, could I have a coffee ? X"
of course you can,have a seat

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"At a risk of being boring, could I have a coffee ? X"

Oh ....... A local .... Very nice one too ..... Come say hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have another round of sambucas please kelly you better ask your barmaids where ever they are thats you lmao "
not me you have way too much stuff now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i have another round of sambucas please kelly you better ask your barmaids where ever they are thats you lmao not me you have way too much stuff now "
come up stairs and i will show you my new hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i have another round of sambucas please kelly you better ask your barmaids where ever they are thats you lmao not me you have way too much stuff now come up stairs and i will show you my new hot tub "
no thank you Paula will bs after me anyway pp wore me out earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i have another round of sambucas please kelly you better ask your barmaids where ever they are thats you lmao not me you have way too much stuff now come up stairs and i will show you my new hot tub no thank you Paula will bs after me anyway pp wore me out earlier "
i do like trustworthy barstaff

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

TODAYS SPECIAL

salmon and cuecumber sarnies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sooooo bored ! Anything fun going on in here

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By *oodyshere2011Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Sooooo bored ! Anything fun going on in here "

Eyes light up when I saw you walk in and I dropped my drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sooooo bored ! Anything fun going on in here "

Think they all left sweets!

I'm just the mug left to fill the condom machine!! xx

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton

bottle of spiced rum over here please.

been a bad day

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

double vodka and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sooooo bored ! Anything fun going on in here

Eyes light up when I saw you walk in and I dropped my drink "

Let me clean you up you don't want to be in those wet clothes all night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sooooo bored ! Anything fun going on in here

Eyes light up when I saw you walk in and I dropped my drink

Let me clean you up you don't want to be in those wet clothes all night "

Awwwwww - another budding pub romance?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening may I have a jug of Pimms and lemonade more Pimms than lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening may I have a jug of Pimms and lemonade more Pimms than lemonade please "

Shall we just dispense with the lemonade then hun? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening may I have a jug of Pimms and lemonade more Pimms than lemonade please

Shall we just dispense with the lemonade then hun? xx "

Hahaha yes very good idea but I'll have the fruit if you have it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening may I have a jug of Pimms and lemonade more Pimms than lemonade please

Shall we just dispense with the lemonade then hun? xx

Hahaha yes very good idea but I'll have the fruit if you have it "

Fruit?? In this pub?? We've only just replaced the sawdust with a carpet hun?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening may I have a jug of Pimms and lemonade more Pimms than lemonade please

Shall we just dispense with the lemonade then hun? xx

Hahaha yes very good idea but I'll have the fruit if you have it

Fruit?? In this pub?? We've only just replaced the sawdust with a carpet hun?? xx"

Hahahaha sorry just givethe bottle and straw then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can i have a large sambuca please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yabba dabba dooooooo,morning peeps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Double black sambuca please. And is the pool table fixed after I broke it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

coffee please too early for more drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Double black sambuca please. And is the pool table fixed after I broke it."
comeing up,yes i had the carpet cleaners in to clean the cloth,they said it was one of the worst they had come accross

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"coffee please too early for more drink "
there you go my sweetness,do you want to see my new tub yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Double black sambuca please. And is the pool table fixed after I broke it.comeing up,yes i had the carpet cleaners in to clean the cloth,they said it was one of the worst they had come accross "
Hey it was a very exciting game of pool.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"coffee please too early for more drink there you go my sweetness,do you want to see my new tub yet? "
thank you hun no not at the moment x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"coffee please too early for more drink there you go my sweetness,do you want to see my new tub yet? thank you hun no not at the moment x"
Atleast let her finish her coffee Lion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"coffee please too early for more drink there you go my sweetness,do you want to see my new tub yet? thank you hun no not at the moment x"

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln

morning sexy. I'll have a pint of energy drink. got a rough day ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"morning sexy. I'll have a pint of energy drink. got a rough day ahead "
comeing up,do you want to see my new tub?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning sexy. I'll have a pint of energy drink. got a rough day ahead comeing up,do you want to see my new tub? "
lmao there you go happy now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"coffee please too early for more drink there you go my sweetness,do you want to see my new tub yet? thank you hun no not at the moment x Atleast let her finish her coffee Lion."
although i'm still passing I know how the bubbles are made

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"morning sexy. I'll have a pint of energy drink. got a rough day ahead comeing up,do you want to see my new tub? "

after work I'll probably need it & you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"morning sexy. I'll have a pint of energy drink. got a rough day ahead comeing up,do you want to see my new tub? lmao there you go happy now "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"morning sexy. I'll have a pint of energy drink. got a rough day ahead comeing up,do you want to see my new tub?

after work I'll probably need it & you then "

dont worry sweetness,i will destress you after work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"coffee please too early for more drink there you go my sweetness,do you want to see my new tub yet? thank you hun no not at the moment x Atleast let her finish her coffee Lion. although i'm still passing I know how the bubbles are made "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

do you do cappucino's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy a skinny latte please to wake me up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"do you do cappucino's."
comeing up my dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fancy a skinny latte please to wake me up a bit. "
of course,here you go gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any chance of a tea? Can't wake up without one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any chance of a tea? Can't wake up without one. "
tea comeing up,with a pastry,enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Drinks all round peeps,dont forget to pop into the sex shop next door to stock up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Spooks drinks on the house all day peeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just got back from next door!!

Love eggs! - mmmmmmmmmmmm! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just got back from next door!!

Love eggs! - mmmmmmmmmmmm! xx"

ooooooo lets go up stairs and share then!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get on the beers son! Line em up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just got back from next door!!

Love eggs! - mmmmmmmmmmmm! xxooooooo lets go up stairs and share then!! "

Share them?? Where are you planning to put yours?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! "
comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just got back from next door!!

Love eggs! - mmmmmmmmmmmm! xxooooooo lets go up stairs and share then!!

Share them?? Where are you planning to put yours?? xx "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please "
oh no, not Sambuca! I'm anyone's after a few of those bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please oh no, not Sambuca! I'm anyone's after a few of those bad boys "

Anyone's?? You never tried it on with me!! x

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By *andm288Couple  over a year ago

oxford

Does the bartender have Jack Daniels if so make mine a double with plenty of ice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please oh no, not Sambuca! I'm anyone's after a few of those bad boys "
just get it down your neck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please oh no, not Sambuca! I'm anyone's after a few of those bad boys

Anyone's?? You never tried it on with me!! x"

With good reason..............;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Does the bartender have Jack Daniels if so make mine a double with plenty of ice please"
there you go,enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please oh no, not Sambuca! I'm anyone's after a few of those bad boys

Anyone's?? You never tried it on with me!! x

With good reason..............;)"

Weeeeeeeeeellll - I may have been slightly busy elsewhere!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please oh no, not Sambuca! I'm anyone's after a few of those bad boys

Anyone's?? You never tried it on with me!! x

With good reason..............;)

Weeeeeeeeeellll - I may have been slightly busy elsewhere!! "

Our time will come

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please oh no, not Sambuca! I'm anyone's after a few of those bad boys

Anyone's?? You never tried it on with me!! x

With good reason..............;)

Weeeeeeeeeellll - I may have been slightly busy elsewhere!!

Our time will come "

hope mine will aswell lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get on the beers son! Line em up! comeing up sir,can you fire up them sambucas for me please oh no, not Sambuca! I'm anyone's after a few of those bad boys

Anyone's?? You never tried it on with me!! x

With good reason..............;)

Weeeeeeeeeellll - I may have been slightly busy elsewhere!!

Our time will come hope mine will aswell lol "

You're such a flirt, better not let Mrs N catch ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

VICKERS AND TARTS NIGHT TONIGHT.

YOUR OUTFITS SUPPLIED BY SPUNKYS SEX SHOP NEXT DOOR.

SEE YOU ALL AT 7PM.

PLENTY OF ROOMS UPSTAIRS TO GET CHANGED

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"VICKERS AND TARTS NIGHT TONIGHT.

YOUR OUTFITS SUPPLIED BY SPUNKYS SEX SHOP NEXT DOOR.

SEE YOU ALL AT 7PM.

PLENTY OF ROOMS UPSTAIRS TO GET CHANGED "

I dont need a costume to be a tart.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"VICKERS AND TARTS NIGHT TONIGHT.

YOUR OUTFITS SUPPLIED BY SPUNKYS SEX SHOP NEXT DOOR.

SEE YOU ALL AT 7PM.

PLENTY OF ROOMS UPSTAIRS TO GET CHANGED I dont need a costume to be a tart."

Hear Hear!! Think I'm donning my party gear and heading for a club!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"VICKERS AND TARTS NIGHT TONIGHT.

YOUR OUTFITS SUPPLIED BY SPUNKYS SEX SHOP NEXT DOOR.

SEE YOU ALL AT 7PM.

PLENTY OF ROOMS UPSTAIRS TO GET CHANGED I dont need a costume to be a tart.

Hear Hear!! Think I'm donning my party gear and heading for a club!! xx"

tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"VICKERS AND TARTS NIGHT TONIGHT.

YOUR OUTFITS SUPPLIED BY SPUNKYS SEX SHOP NEXT DOOR.

SEE YOU ALL AT 7PM.

PLENTY OF ROOMS UPSTAIRS TO GET CHANGED I dont need a costume to be a tart.

Hear Hear!! Think I'm donning my party gear and heading for a club!! xx"

One in Stoke?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I book a 10 seater private booth for 9pm please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

All sorted,see you all tonight peeps

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