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There's no shame...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... in being straight.
While acknowledging total respect for our not-straight brothers and sisters, you buggers have taken over the forums lately.
Stand up and be counted you straightees, and help restore some balance to these forums  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional  "
Lol, we've had that in clubs, 'you can't be a proper swinger if the fem isn't at least a little bit bi' |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional
Lol, we've had that in clubs, 'you can't be a proper swinger if the fem isn't at least a little bit bi'"
I was genuinely asked why was I straight by another female on my first club visit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional
Lol, we've had that in clubs, 'you can't be a proper swinger if the fem isn't at least a little bit bi'
I was genuinely asked why was I straight by another female on my first club visit "
You weirdo!  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm straight, though some couples seem to think I'm delusional
Lol, we've had that in clubs, 'you can't be a proper swinger if the fem isn't at least a little bit bi'
I was genuinely asked why was I straight by another female on my first club visit
You weirdo! "
You don't need to tell me!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death  "
Whay does there need to be a revolution. Cant we all just hold hands and sing kum ba yah. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death
Whay does there need to be a revolution. Cant we all just hold hands and sing kum ba yah."
Because, as you very well know, kum ba yah always leads to the scoutmaster fiddling with the scouts' woggles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death
Whay does there need to be a revolution. Cant we all just hold hands and sing kum ba yah.
Because, as you very well know, kum ba yah always leads to the scoutmaster fiddling with the scouts' woggles."
Thank god I was in the Boys Brigade then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looks like the straightees revolution has died an early death
Whay does there need to be a revolution. Cant we all just hold hands and sing kum ba yah.
Because, as you very well know, kum ba yah always leads to the scoutmaster fiddling with the scouts' woggles.
Thank god I was in the Boys Brigade then."
Damn those kazoo on a Sunday morning  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you catch straight of these people?!?!  "
Yes, and unfortunately there is no known vaccine. However, bi and gay people can take some simple precautions to greatly reduce the risks of catching straight. For example, always carry a swatchbook of your favourite textiles and be ready to flick through it at the first sign that you're losing interest in same gender sex. Also, some reports suggest that continually listening to Barry Manilow love songs is a very effective deterrent to doing anything remotely straight. |
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"Can you catch straight of these people?!?!
Yes, and unfortunately there is no known vaccine. However, bi and gay people can take some simple precautions to greatly reduce the risks of catching straight. For example, always carry a swatchbook of your favourite textiles and be ready to flick through it at the first sign that you're losing interest in same gender sex. Also, some reports suggest that continually listening to Barry Manilow love songs is a very effective deterrent to doing anything remotely straight."
Well I'm only bi-curious so hopefully not watching football and doing a bit of sewing should do the trick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... in being straight.
While acknowledging total respect for our not-straight brothers and sisters, you buggers have taken over the forums lately.
Stand up and be counted you straightees, and help restore some balance to these forums "
hahaha here here |
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Also, some reports suggest that continually listening to Barry Manilow love songs is a very effective deterrent to doing anything remotely straight.
If I knew anyone who continually, or in just two instances, listenind to him, would have me calling the local Mental Health team for them, be they of any sexual persuasion !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm turning straight. I've not felt inclined to play with a woman for quite a while.
I've been considering changing my profile to straight recently."
Come back into the fold! |
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