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The item to the left of you...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The item directly to the left of you, will be used excessively in your next sexual encounter. Describe what it is and how you would use it.

Mine is a pillow, and i'd make my next encounter bite it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Result!!! A 200 g bar of Dairy milk!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the door, erm open it and walk though it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not fucking my dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sofa....hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not fucking my dog

I'm in bits lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A flip flop

I'll spank an arse with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The arm of the chair and I would like to be bent over it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Sky remote control, I'd use it to measure the woman's vaj.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Box of latex gloves ( am redecorating my house, just moved in.) slowly running gloved fingertips over the curves of her breasts, over her pert nipples and down over her tummy to her intimate zone.where i would softly play.with her smooth lips and clit and slde.a.finger inside her .......

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

My parrot?? No. He bites!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Negative space is directly to the left of me. I will use nothing of it in any sexual encounter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A blanket. Obviously I am meeting outdoors...or someone who is too tight to put the heating on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Responses have tickled me

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple over a year ago

wirral

Tub of vicks vaporub

Fuuuuccckkk offfff

Have you ever got that stuff on your bits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm.

Hamster bedding and my army boot cleaning kit.

This may get messy.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A treasure chest. You lot can create your own punch line for this one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A scatter cushion. I will bite it to muffle the screams when my cunt is being pounded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dog not sure how or who I would do anything sexual with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My tv remote and I ain't asking him to measure up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big shower head, the mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit! It's a pair of scissors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nail polish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My husband

Does he have to be there??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My guitar...oooof could be painful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A window. Perfect for my 'date' to jump out of and run away when she sees me naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lamp post with a sign on it that says stay short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A scatter cushion. I will bite it to muffle the screams when my cunt is being pounded

Quality!!

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

The edge of the bath x

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By *evon DelightCouple over a year ago

A town in Devon

My wife's sister! ........ oh dear that might go a little wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The edge of the bath x"

I don't mind getting wet

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Sunday Times magazine. I shall read it when I get bored because allegedly he likes to eat pussy for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My wife's sister! ........ oh dear that might go a little wrong

Aghhhh win!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sky remote!!!!

So, when I've finished I can stick sky sports on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pussy unfortunately not the kind I'd like playing with

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By *moke itMan over a year ago

Bristol

Big fat joint ... Horny when stoned

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

"The edge of the bath x

I don't mind getting wet

Your so thoughtful xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sooo, many women ever get jabbed with a lighter? Because I for one don't see that going too well :L

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My boyfriend might use him hold my legs up when i meet with my bull on Wednesday night.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Fox.

Oh go on then!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Mine is my cat so no, no and thrice again no!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My handbag. It does have condoms in so very useful

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By *1paljungMan over a year ago

Richmond

A waterproof bag...am lost for words.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bank card....Not a chance!!

Maybe a tall dark handsome guys bank card

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A waterproof bag...am lost for words."

Get creative. Could get messy.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"My tv remote and I ain't asking him to measure up

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oh! Welcome back Legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A book.......er......hmmm....

little help people?

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By *andWCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

The TV, I guess we would have to watch porn!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sat in a round hot tub, sadly alone, so the thing to the left of me is, errrm, me

Guess I'll be satisfying myself then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A box of loom bands

maybe try and play hoopla?

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By *1paljungMan over a year ago

Richmond

"A waterproof bag...am lost for words.

Get creative. Could get messy. "

Mind went overtime, almost scared myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A morticia wig!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well you guys have amused me tonight, i'm now off to bed to bash the bishop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curtains: wrap her up in them like a sexy fajita

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A greyhound not sure how you use a greyhound, he's just kinda asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a NY baseball cap

umm i`d stick it on her head while banging her doggystyle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An x box 360 controller

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

A radiator

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

A sword, I'm not sure the wife will likely this plan.

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By *astpoetMan over a year ago

where the world takes me

"A radiator

handcuffed to it clearly

Mine is a flat clap, not sure what that can be used for!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sky remote... Guess I could use it to check if he measures up before hand?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hand cream ...... Moisturiser and lube in one, Yey

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

A wall, currently in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A greyhound not sure how you use a greyhound, he's just kinda asleep

Wrong site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lap top. Ah well, fab it is then!!!

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By *inkxRabbitWoman over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I am clean out of ideas. Beside me is my "girls only" youth group book which they sign in for our weekly meetings. That would be illegal and in very bad taste lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ipad cable. Great for tying him up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A box of scented sanitary pad disposal bags? I guess they could be used to get rid of used condoms?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmmm hot mug of coffee - he likes a hot coffee suck -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The item directly to the left of you, will be used excessively in your next sexual encounter. Describe what it is and how you would use it.