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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I think that was a premature close...
Now I'm a good hostess but I'm having fun so I'm not serving all night.
Hubby will be busy taking the piss out of people and dancing around like a loon so help yourselves my friends.....
No closing here, last man/woman standing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Baileys & Morgans, lots of ice for me please. Chin chin 
Ooh payback time, I found some silver aftershock - lining 'em up for you my friend "
Perfect.....get em racked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah but let's mix it up with some 90s.
We'll have Usher, Eminem, 50 cent, Nelly... Destinys child...etc "
Let's go skank! Hey, I'm seeing Usher in March too!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm VERY excited . As I have an hotel room, I'm hoping to meet a rather sexy gentleman for round 2 of filth too  "
Oooh lucky you, fingers crossed for you then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I did say I wasn't serving all night, self service people!
Who's for a breakfast?
We have: Bacon sarnies, home made muesli, porridge with coconut cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.
Or wholemeal toast with avacado and grilled tomatoes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just woke up behind the sofa, can't remember how I got there but I've only got my socks on, which are wet. I would LOVE a bacon sarnie! Now where did I leave my clothes? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just woke up behind the sofa, can't remember how I got there but I've only got my socks on, which are wet. I would LOVE a bacon sarnie! Now where did I leave my clothes? "
Over there mixed up with ours, try not to put mine on by mistake.
Hands out dry socks, bacon sarnie coming up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just woke up behind the sofa, can't remember how I got there but I've only got my socks on, which are wet. I would LOVE a bacon sarnie! Now where did I leave my clothes?
Over there mixed up with ours, try not to put mine on by mistake.
Hands out dry socks, bacon sarnie coming up!"
Am I in heaven? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love this pub - you need a glass collector?
Yeah ok but you must keep your shoes on whilst working. I can't be dealing with cut toes...."
Ok will keep shoes on can't guarantee about the rest I whip it all off at any given opportunity these days  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just woke up behind the sofa, can't remember how I got there but I've only got my socks on, which are wet. I would LOVE a bacon sarnie! Now where did I leave my clothes?
Over there mixed up with ours, try not to put mine on by mistake.
Hands out dry socks, bacon sarnie coming up!
Am I in heaven? Lol"
You said that last night too
Lol I even warm them in the winter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love this pub - you need a glass collector?
Yeah ok but you must keep your shoes on whilst working. I can't be dealing with cut toes....
Ok will keep shoes on can't guarantee about the rest I whip it all off at any given opportunity these days "
That's perfectly acceptable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning princess looking gorgeous as ever!
You're very kind, but the mirror says...arghhhhhh!! x"
Nonsense! Bit of brekkie, hair of the dog, whip your clothes off and come in for a hug |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmmn 
Come on grumpy what ya havin?very large brandy pls
Ooooh! Coming right up...ta,staggers back down to the horny lion hic hic "
Pull yourself together, it's nearly opening time.
If this is turning into another orgy they need a change of scene after! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning princess looking gorgeous as ever!
You're very kind, but the mirror says...arghhhhhh!! x
Nonsense! Bit of brekkie, hair of the dog, whip your clothes off and come in for a hug "
I'll be dreckly...although my dog now looks a little concerned  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!"
You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).
Yeah well....The borrowers live here too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!
You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).
Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!"
Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!
You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).
Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!
Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol "
Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!
You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).
Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!
Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol
Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!
You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).
Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!
Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol
Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.
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lol that'll explain the bad back! Anyone here feel like rubbing it better? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!
You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).
Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!
Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol
Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.
lol that'll explain the bad back! Anyone here feel like rubbing it better? "
Strangely I have one too, I didn't limbo though hmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!
You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).
Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!
Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol
Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.
lol that'll explain the bad back! Anyone here feel like rubbing it better?
Strangely I have one too, I didn't limbo though hmmm"
I'll rub yours you rub mine then we can get back to the bar for a couple and slip off up to th hot tub |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Didn't realise you had glory hole in toilets! Missed out on that last night..,that's not even the best bit, graffiti on the bottom of the door says 'beware of limbo dancers'!
You were too busy throwing your clothes around like John Travolta and dancing in puddles (outside puddles, not pee puddles).
Yeah well....The borrowers live here too!
Oh shit forgot about the dancing no wonder my socks were soaked! Ohhhhhh goddddd was it embarrassing?? Lolololol
Well...It was kinda sexy until you tried limbo under the toilet door.
lol that'll explain the bad back! Anyone here feel like rubbing it better?
Strangely I have one too, I didn't limbo though hmmm
I'll rub yours you rub mine then we can get back to the bar for a couple and slip off up to th hot tub "
Mmmmmm sounds perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i have a large brandy please
Yes, get me a baileys on ice while you're there thare you go,have you seen my lioness?
hi sexy. no lioness how's a cub?"
awww your cute |
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